Monthly Archives: January 2009

Elisha Cuthbert’s Hotness Isn’t That Complex

January 30, 2009 @ 12:18 pm
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You gotta love Complex magazine. They keep giving us the hotties in sexy photoshoots. We've had Kristen Bell looking crazy hot, Aubrey O'Day sexy and wet, Grace Park topless, and Olivia Munn in a bikini! And now we've got these very sexy pictures of Elisha Cuthbert and her cleavage, which, according to the cover, she doen't actually want you to look at. I guess she's trying to be complex. Haha. Get it? Ugh. Just look at the pictures, will you.


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Weekend Links

January 30, 2009 @ 11:09 am

Megan Fox was hot before she was hot! (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan used to look really good in a bikini. (CollegeHumor)

Rumer Willis got even uglier. I didn't think that was possible. (DListed)

Miley Cyrus' boyfriend is 20. Now that's creepy. (Pink is the New Blog)

For once I don't feel like smacking Rene Zellweger. (PopSugar)

Amii Grove takes it off. (ZOO NSFW)

Gwen Stefani takes her kids to the park. (Just Jared)

Angelina Jolie owns Japan now. (Socialite Life)

Rihanna's mysterious tattoo removal. (CityRag)

Vikki Blows: Topless Showgirl

 
January 29, 2009 @ 1:14 pm
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Vikki Blows may not be an actual celebrity, at least not for anything besides getting naked, but since there is absolutely nothing going on today, and because I just can't resist these Vikki Blows topless pictures, I'm posting them, and you'll just have to deal with that.

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Yes She Is

January 29, 2009 @ 1:01 pm

Paris Hilton says she isn't stupid. Her pokies would disagree. (DListed)

Alessandra Ambrosio is the ulitmate MILF. (Popoholic)

Barack Obama does Beyonce's "Single Ladies" dance. (CollegeHumor)

Who knew Shirley Jones was such a hottie!? (Thighs Wide Shut)

Lauren Conrad had moved out of The Hills. (Pink is the New Blog)

Heidi and Spencer are still douches. (PopSugar)

Jessica Simpson's boyfriend is totally cheating on her ass. (IDLYITW)

Preview Jennifer Hudson's new music video. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears has got some competition in the Mom department. (Socialite Life)

If Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba were fat... (CityRag)

Adriana Lima is a Topless Tease

January 29, 2009 @ 12:46 pm
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I have two wishes. A) That these Adriana Lima topless pictures were bigger. And 2) That Adriana wasn't covering herself up. What's the point of even taking pictures like these? Why go to the trouble of getting topless, if you're not even going to show the goods? That's what we call being a tease.

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Shauna Sand in a Bikini on a Segway

January 29, 2009 @ 11:45 am
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How can you tell someone's an attention whore? Well, after seeing Shauna Sand in a bikini, riding a Segway, wearing stripper heels, it's pretty easy. Talk about your desperate attempt at getting noticed. Of course, this is a somewhat impressive sight. After all, it's very difficult to get those Barbie dolls to stand up straight without falling over.

Photo credit: Splash News

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I Can See Doutzen Kroes’ Nipples

 
January 28, 2009 @ 12:26 pm
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One of the great things about Supermodels is that they don't mind getting changed in public. Hell, they do it all the time. But sometimes you get lucky, and that Supermodel's bra is totally see-through, which is why we can see Doutzen Kroes' nipples today. Maybe next time there won't be a bra at all, and Doutzen will be completely topless, but I've got a feeling she probably wouldn't be taking her top off in front of everyone at that point. Or maybe he would...

Photo credit: Fame

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