Monthly Archives: November 2008

Lydia Hearst Nude in Self Service Magazine

 
November 28, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
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Self Service magazine is one of those mags that basically just publishes photos of naked models and calls it "High Fashion Photography." Whatever they call it, I'm cool with it. Especially when they have photos like these Lydia Heart nude pictures. I suppose she's modelling clothes here, but either she really doesn't know how to use butons (which is a pretty basic concept in modelling), or it's just a flimsy excuse to show some boobs. Either way, it works.

And just think of it this way: If you're too shy to pick up a copy of Playboy or Penthouse on the newsstands, then no one will think twice if you pick up Self Service. Except the name kind of gives away what you'll be doing in 15 minutes, and you're basically trading off being perceived as a pervert for being perceived as gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Beyonce Does Her Stupid Dance in GQ Germany

November 28, 2008 @ 11:37 am
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Beyonce Knowles is all over the place these day doing this stupid new dance that makes her look like she's having an epileptic seizure. She calls it being "fierce," we call it being stupid. She's even taking the whole "fierce" thing so seriously that she now wants people to call her "Sasha Fierce." Yeah, she's retarded. On the other hand, she does look pretty good here in the December issue of GQ Germany. Although I don't think she needs giant underwear with bangles on them. We already know her ass is huge. We don't need the extra help.

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Natalie Portman Loves Sex

November 27, 2008 @ 11:08 am
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So here's a good one: Natalie Portman was up for the role of a nun in a new movie, but just one thing was keeping her from getting the part. Natalie doesn't understand celibacy. That's right, apparently, Natalie Portman loves sex, and just can't understand not having any, reports Page Six.

At the junket for the film version of his "Doubt," playwright John Patrick Shanley was asked how Amy Adams won the role of an emotionally conflicted nun. "I'm trying to think of what the etiquette is on this," Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, "Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn't understand celibacy."

Yup, just when you thought she couldn't get any better, you find out that underneath that prim and proper exterior, is a girl who just can't live without sex. But really, who could? But really, it's nice to know that Natalie Portman actually human.

And speaking of Natalie Portman and sex (which is what we should always be doing), here's a lame excuse to repost pictures from Natalie Portman's nude sex scene from Hotel Chevalier.

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Aubrey O’Day Nude in Playboy? Yes Please!

 
November 26, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
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If this story is true, and it most likely is, we may soon be seeing Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy magazine. I figure it's probably true because Aubrey is an attention whore, and just a regular whore, too, and it's probably her life-long dream to pose naked in Playboy. Which is great, because Aubrey O'Day is also really hot. Here's what TMZ has to say about it.

TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread for Playboy, and we're told hotshot photog Markus Klinko was the guy who had to look at her naked body all day through the lens. We're hearing there may be cats involved in the shoot -- meaning actual lion cubs, not what you're thinking.

Awesome. Now here are some pictures of Aubrey O'Day in a see-trough shirt, in which you can see her nipples.

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Again? WTF?

November 26, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

Angelina Jolie is pregnant again? No fucking way. (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan and her "watter bottle" are back. (PopSugar)

Mariah Carey says she ain't preggers. (Pink is the New Blog)

Hilary Duff rockin' the tight ass jeans. (Popoholic)

Rihanna loves the S&M look. (CityRag)

John Mayer is only dating Jennifer Aniston for the publicity. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears' new diet consists of not eating. (IDLYITW)

Spencer Pratt says he and Heidi really got married. (Juts Jared)

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are getting back together. (Socialite Life)

Katie Holmes is officially your mom. (Hollywood Rag)

Hollywood bodyguards tell all. (Popbytes)

Imogen Bailey is Australian for Hot

November 26, 2008 @ 12:09 pm
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Every now and again, we like to pop across the pond and see who's the hot new hottie in the UK. Well, according to the new Maxim UK edition, that hottie is Imogen Bailey. Though you'll have to go a lot farther than the UK to get a glimpse of Imogen, as she is actually Australian. She stars on the soap, Neighbours, and we would definitely like to be her neighbour. Okay, enough with the crappy puns. She's hot. Here's pictures.

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Olivia Munn: Bond Girl. Sorta.

November 26, 2008 @ 10:23 am
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As Bond Girls go, there have been some famous names filling the ranks of James Bond's loves. Ursula Andres, Jane Seymour, Carole Bouquet, Famke Janssen, Halle Berry, Eva Green, and many, many more. And now, the best Bond Girl of all time is finally here: Munn, Olivia Munn. Or at least she would really, really, really like to be a Bond Girl. She does look great in that latex catsuit. Too bad she didn't quite pass the audition process...

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