Monthly Archives: August 2008

Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures = Awesome

You know what's awesome? How about Charlize Theron bikini pictures? Yeah, those are definitely awesome. And in a summer of some lackluster celebrity bikini pictures, it's only fitting that we say farewell to the summer with a great set of Charlize Theron bikini pictures. So enjoy the pictures, and enjoy the labour day weekend, but don't worry, the bikini pictures won't stop just because the summer does.

Photo credit: Flynet

Weekend Links

Christy Hemme is Loaded. (Popoholic)

Jessica Biel got back. Damn! (CollegeHumor)

Olympic Gymnast Alicia Sacramone is a knock out. Literally. (eBaum's World)

Jessica Simpson thinks her farts smell like roses. (DListed)

Kate Moss goes for gold. (Pink is the New Blog)

Sienna Miller ditches one dog for another. (PopSugar)

Rachael Casey is a surfer babe. (ZOO)

Krystall Forscutt does Ralph magazine. (Horny Oyster)

Jennifer Lopez at a charity event in Colorado. (IDLYITW)

Heidi and Spencer want to open a bar in New York City. (Just Jared)

Kelly Osbourne will smack a bitch. (Socialite Life)

Katy Perry blogs. (CityRag)

Axl Rose wants to do it with Kelly Osbourne. (Hollywood Rag)

Mena Suvari Nude Sex Scene from Stuck

 

The bad news: Mena Suvari's career isn't getting any hotter, after her latest movie, Stuck, has gone straight to video. The good news: We don't have to wait to see the Mena Suvari nude sex scene! Sporting corn rows, and nothing else, Mena Suvari is completely naked in this sex scene, and it's pretty hot. Until she starts trying to act, that is. The scene is hot, but you won't be left wondering why it didn't get released in theatres.

Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures

Hilary Swank used to be hot. And while I wouldn't kick her out bed for eating crackers, in these Hilary Swank bikini pictures, she looks more like she did in that movie where she played the girl who wanted to be a guy, than the sexy lady we love. But I think that's mostly due to the hair. It's not her best look. Nor do those sunglasses make her look any less like an insect than she needs to. But really, I'm nitpicking. In reality she's still pretty hot. But you'd be better off brown-bagging it.

More Hilary Swank bikini pictures after the jump.

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Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures Go For Gold

 

We love Keeley Hazell, and we especially love Keeley Hazell topless, which is kind of her default setting, but that's why we love her. Well, it turns out that Keeley loves the Olympics, or at least I think that's what's going on here. Keeley stripped down, and got painted in gold from head to tow, which definitely deserves a gold medal.

Anyone else envisioning a weird mix of James Bond and Star Wars fantasies after seeing these Keeley Hazell topless pictures, or is that just me?

And in case you don't want any stupid gold paint obstructing your view, we've added a few more Keeley topless pics to give you a bit more to look at.

Supermodel? Not Quite.

Ali Lohan does Supermodels Unlimited magazine. No, I've never heard of it either. (DListed)

Listen to Jessica Simpson's new song, if you dare. (Pink is the New Blog)

Hillary Duff's dad is in jail. (PopSugar)

Emmy Rossum gets sexy and leggy in hot black leather. (Popoholic)

Tina Fey loves that lip gloss. (Defamer)

Jessica Simpson says Tony Romo is the love of her life. (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan's father doesn't like Samantha Ronson. (IDLYITW)

Was Sarah Larson cheating on George Clooney? WTF? (Socialite Life)

Mariah Carey speaks in tongues. Or is just crazy. (CityRag)

Serena Williams can crush you. (Hollywood Rag)

Katy Perry’s Breasts Get Plastered


I haven't listened to the radio in years, so I'm not all that familiar with new Pop sensation, Katy Perry, but after seeing this video of Katy Perry's breasts covered in plaster for a breast cancer charity, well, let's just say she's got my attention. Oh, and she's really cute. I can see why she got a record contract, and why a song about her kissing girls is at the top of the charts. Now, if we could actually get some videos of her kissing girls...

For the record, Katy Perry's breasts are size 32D. Yeah.