Monthly Archives: March 2008

Audrina Patridge Topless Pictures Surface

 
March 31, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
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We've already seen Audrina Patridge nude, and now Egotastic! has exclusive new pictures of Audrina Patridge topless. These topless pictures were taken just a few months ago, which seems a little odd since after the Audrina Patridge nude pictures hit, she responded by saying she had learned her lesson, and wouldn't be so trusting. I guess that's a lesson she needed to learn more than once.

Of course, the cynical mind might think that it's all just a publicity stunt to make Audrina more famous and get more people watching The Hills. But I don't. I'm sure it's just a total coincidence that a few days after the Audrina Patridge nude pictures came out, The Hills had its biggest season premiere ever (and the biggest season premiere of any cable show ever). Funny how that worked out, eh?

And yes, we are aware that we are just as guilty of propagating the success of The Hills, but as long as we've get more Audrina Patridge topless pictures out of it, we can live with that. Hey Lauren, your turn next!

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Save the Dolphin, Save the World

March 31, 2008 @ 12:46 pm

Hayden Panettiere saves dolphins, shows legs. (A Socialite's Life)

Some Lindsay Lohan wet t-shirt action. (CollegeHumor)

Kim Kardashian's ass gets bigger and bigger. (DListed)

Madonna's got massive man arms. (Pink is the New Blog)

Victoria Beckham in jeans? It must be the end of the world. (PopSugar)

Hayden Panettiere hits the red carpet in red. (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton's foot looks infected. (Celebslam)

Kate Blanchett's baby bump looks ready to pop. (Just Jared)

Reese Witherspoon's relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal isn't something Ryan Phillippe likes to think about. (IDLYITW)

Jessica Simpson gets waxed. (CityRag)

Mariah Carey hung up on a radio interview. (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton Falls on Her Face!

March 31, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
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There are few moments in life as thoroughly fulfilling as watching someone you hate get what's coming to them, and watching Paris Hilton fall on her face has got to be one of the most enjoyable things I've ever seen. Cruel? Yes. Deservedly so? Hell yes!

Paris was in Prague this weekend, and while trying to run from the paparazzi, the ever-coordinated Hilton fell flat on her face, and busted her chin. Gee, you'd think she'd have learned better control over those lanky appendages of her by now.

Embarrassed, Paris once again tried to get away from the paparazzi, but it was no use. Later on, her douchetastic boyfriend, Benji Madden came out to plea with the paparazzi to be nice. We'll let you guess how that went.

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Audrina Patridge is a Pussycat Doll

March 31, 2008 @ 4:12 am
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Thanks to the auspicious release of those Audrina Patridge nude pictures, just a few days before the season premiere of The Hills (which went on to be the highest rated reality show premiere, as well as the highest rated cable show premiere - coincidence...?), the once unknown starlet-wannabe is now cashing in on her newfound fame in the only logical way: by continuing to skank it up before everyone stops giving a fuck about who she is (which should happen in about 12 minutes).

And what better way to prove you'll do anything to get attention (besides posing naked), than by joining the ultimate tranny skank show, The Pussycat Dolls. Yes, Audrina Patridge is a Pussycat Doll, or at least she was for one night. Audrina "sang" a song, "danced" around, and basically shook her ass in fishnet stockings and a boustier to prove just how much "talent" she really has: none.

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Sarah Larson: Bikini Party Girl, George Clooney’s Girlfriend

March 31, 2008 @ 3:45 am
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Sarah Larson isn't a celebrity, but she is hot, and she is George Clooney's girlfriend, so when pictures of her in some very girls-gone-wild-esque poses surface, well, that's what we in the blogosphere call post-worthy. These Sarah Larson bikini pictures, snapped by Last Night's Party (NSFW), were taken in Las Vegas last July, one month after meeting Clooney, and show Larson in full party mode in Las Vegas where she was often employed by club promoters as a resident "party girl" and go-go dancer, reports Star Magazine.

"Sarah looks like she totally belongs, walking down the red carpet on George's arm," a source close to her tells Star. "She's even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her modeling career consisted mostly of being paid by promoters for clubs, magazines and radio stations to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends!

"Sarah is outgoing and fun and loves to drink. She likes to get wasted when she goes out -- but hey, that's what Vegas is all about!"

In one risqué set of photos taken in July 2007 -- one month after she first met George, 46, at the Palms resort -- Sarah, 29, is wearing a short dress and has her legs wrapped around a man holding her up against a wall in the middle of a crowded Vegas nightclub.

The next day, Sarah -- who appears to be drunk -- is pictured wearing a bikini at a huge, outdoor pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, kneeling on all fours with her backside in the air as she licks the cover of a magazine lying on the ground. She's also shown rolling around on the floor as she wrestles a bikini-clad blonde!

"That's our Sarah!" says the source. "She's not shy in the slightest. She loves hamming it up and is never embarrassed. That's the Sarah everyone in Vegas remembers, not the girl dressed in Valentino minding her manners for the cameras with George at the Oscars!"

And there you have it. George Clooney's girlfriend is just like every other girl on Facebook. So for all you girls out there reading this, your dreams can one day come true too. And all you have to do is keep getting drunk, take off your clothes, and always make sure someone's taking your picture. Don't worry, it won't come back to haunt you.

Lots more pictures of Sarah Larson partying it up in Las Vegas after the jump.

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Gisele Bundchen is Teh Sexy

March 28, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
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It doesn't take much for Gisele Bundchen to look sexy. In this case, all it takes a is really tight white dress, and a perfect ass. Done and done. And speaking of done, so am I. Have a good weekend.

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Weekend Links

March 28, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

Petra Nemcova is a sexy Goth. (Popoholic)

Here's Mischa Barton's cellulite. (DListed)

Here's Mischa Barton's right breast. (CollegeHumor)

Who's uglier without makeup: Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, or Renee Zellweger? (eBaum's World)

Amii Grove is Britain's rudest girl. Also one of it's hottest. (ZOO NSFW)

Jennifer Lopez's expensive nursery is a baby death trap. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris Hilton ruins everything. Including belly dancing. (PopSugar)

Danielle Lloyd does Nuts mag. (Horny Oyster)

Tyra Banks is officially the most annoying person ever. Invents award to prove it. (A Socialite's Life)

Kate Moss takes her daughter shopping. (Just Jared)

Katie Holmes hasn't been feeling well lately. (IDLYITW)

Brooke Shields is a gang banger. (CityRag)

Madonna doesn't want to perform her old hits on her new tour. (Hollywood Rag)