Monthly Archives: February 2008

Hello, I’m Drew Barrymore Bikini Pictures, and I’m a Mac

February 29, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
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There might have been a time long ago that I would have been jealous of Mac Dork, Justin Long, for getting to romp around on the beach with Drew Barrymore in a bikini, but those days are long gone. Personally, I can't really stand Drew Barrymore. There's something about her that just bugs the crap out of me. I think it's her face.

And while I actually like Justin Long as an actor, his Mac Dork persona is so irritating, that seeing the two of them together, with their pasty white skin, and their annoyingly lovey-dovey grins just makes me want to kick sand in their faces.

That being said, for those of you who care, here are some Drew Barrymore bikini pictures.

Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Weekend Links

February 29, 2008 @ 11:46 am

Britney Spears leaves the Levis store. (Hollywood Tuna)

Hottest. Jessica Simpson picture. Ever. (CollegeHumor)

More hot Supermodels from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. (eBaum's World)

Damn! Katherine Heigl is sexy. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan does her best impression of Daisy Duke. (CityRag)

Jakki Degg's new calendar is hot. (Horny Oyster)

Nicky Hilton is disgustingly skinny. (DListed)

Hayden Panettiere hits the cover of Seventeen magazine. (Pink is the New Blog)

Nicole Richie on Broadway? I'm so glad I hate musicals. (PopSugar)

Courtney Cox hits the premiere of Dirt. (Just Jared)

Ashlee Simpson is not pregnant or engaged. (IDLYITW)

Jaimie Lynn Spears was an accident. How apropos. (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton is giving away some of her dogs. She had 17. (Hollywood Rag)

Bijou Phillips Bikini Malfunction

February 29, 2008 @ 10:59 am
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Well, what do we have here? It's Bijou Phillips' bikini bottoms falling off! I'd prefer it if her bikini top was falling off, but frankly, I'll take what I can get. Anyway, if you want to see some Bijou Phillips ass crack (and who doesn't!?), click the pics below.

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Paris Hilton Topless and Bikini Pictures from 944 Magazine

February 29, 2008 @ 10:45 am
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Use enough Photoshop, and anyone can look decent. Even Paris Hilton, it would seem. Put a picture of Paris Hilton topless on the cover of your magazine, and you might actually sell a few copies. Though I wouldn't bet on it. Anyway, I've never heard of 944 magazine, and I wish I never heard of Paris Hilton, so it seems like they're a perfect match. At least it's Paris Hilton in a bikini (or is that her underwear?), and not acting like a drunk slut at some Vegas party. See? She can act.

Also, is Paris Hilton doing the pee-pee dance, or what?

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Jessica Alba was Sixth Grade Slut

February 29, 2008 @ 10:07 am
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Jessica Alba's life is full of problems. Nothing ever goes right for her it seems. Not even growing breasts. That's right, even Jessica Alba's breasts were a problem for her. At least in the sixth grade. And because she had breasts in the sixth grade, everyone called her a slut. Including her principal and some other parents. Seriously, you can't make this shit up, at least not if you believe Page Six.

Jessica Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age - she says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of "self-righteous" PTA moms. "The accusation still ricochets... They think I'm a slut?"

Alba recalls in "If I'd Known Then," Ellyn Spragins' upcoming book of essays by female celebrities. Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21... It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever... And use birth control and condoms, please."

So, let me get this straight, a "sixth-grade slut" who is now pregnant by her allegedly cheating boyfriend is giving kids advice on safe sex? Um, okay. At least we know she's not a hypocrite.

And since we're talking about Jessica Alba's breasts, here are some nice shots of them from the red carpet at the academy awards.

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Lindsay Lohan Nude in Playboy Too?

February 28, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
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It seems like all anyone (or at least I) can talk about these days is those Lindsay Lohan nude pictures from New York magazine, but there's more news today that we might see Lindsay Lohan nude again as Marilyn Monroe, but next time, it could be in Playboy magazine. According to Liz Smith, of the New York Post, Hugh Hefner wants Lindsay to get naked again and recreate Marilyn Monroe's famous nude swim from her unfinished final film, Something's Got To Give.

The pros and cons on Lindsay Lohan appearing as Marilyn Monroe for New York mag continue apace. The publication has all but imploded. Their Web site collapsed under constant hits!

Now we hear Lindsay is tempted to continue her nude homage to MM. Playboy's Hugh Hefner has offered the young star the chance to re-create Marilyn's famed nude swim from the unfinished film "Something's Got To Give."

But surely the talented Lohan said too much of a good thing is too much. Less nostalgically, she was spotted shopping at Neiman Marcus "after hours," so as not to be annoyed by gawkers. She bought Gucci and Dolce & Gabbana shoes, some cool Tom Ford shades and several clingy dresses in shades of lemon and tangerine. Her mama, Dina, was with her. "Sing out, Louise!"

So, will we be seeing Lindsay Lohan naked again so soon? Only time will tell, but one thing's for sure, after New York magazine didn't pay Lindsay any money, you can bet she'll be getting a big fat cheque from Hugh Hefner. And considering that her film career is in the crapper, she definitely needs it.

Here's Lindsay in the new issue of Paper magazine.

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Will Pose for Food

February 28, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

Tyra Banks is more annoying than ever. (DListed)

Sophie Monk's ex, Benji Madden, is now dating Paris Hilton. (Hollywood Tuna)

Marisa Miller is naked in bed. (CollegeHumor)

Rihanna is even sexy when she's bowling. (Popoholic)

Mischa Barton charged with DUI and post posession. (Pink is the New Blog)

Gwen Stefani does V magazine. (PopSugar)

The paparazzi still think Britney Spears is popular. (IDLYITW)

Mariah Carey does TRL. (Just Jared)

Elle MacPherson will kick you when you're down. (A Socialite's Life)

Katie Holmes gets Amy Winehouse hair. (CityRag)

Even in the hospital, Naomi Campbell is still a diva. (Hollywood Rag)