Monthly Archives: September 2007

Did Hilary Duff Get Breast Implants? Or Just a Really Good Bra?

September 28, 2007 @ 1:02 pm
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Whoa! Where did those come from? If you're wondering, I'm talking about Hilary Duff's breasts (kind or a common theme today - and every other day too). Now, I'm not saying Hilary Duff definitely had breast implants, but it sure looks like it. Either that or she's wearing a damn good bra.

Either way, Hilary's boobs are looking mighty spherical, and almost Posh Spice-esque in their robo-ness. It's actually kind of scary and arousing at the same time. Of course, the only way to settle this issue is to get a first-hand look, so Hilary, if you would...

More pictures of Hilary Duff's bigger-looking breasts after the jump.

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Weekend Links

September 28, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

An Alyssa Milano photoshoot. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Biel side boob, you just gotta love it. (CollegeHumor)

Scarlett Johansson or Christina Aguilera, who has the better boobs? (Horny Oyster)

Kelly Ripa looks like a shaved cat. (DListed)

Kimberly Stewart's boobs are totally uneven. And gross. (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears is a pirate. Aaargh! (PopSugar)

A Jessica Simpson / Paris Hilton mashup. Literally. (CityRag)

Josie Maran is way too hot to have been kicked off Dancing with the Stars. (Popoholic)

Brad and Angelina chat with Clinton about AIDS. (IDLYITW)

Rumer Willis goes blonde and poofy. (Just Jared)

Nicole Richie in platform heels. Oh yeah, and she's PREGNANT! WTF!? (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton has a new perfume. I hope it doesn't smell like her. (Hollywood Rag)

Rihanna is Afraid of Nipple Slips

September 28, 2007 @ 11:46 am
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If there's one thing Rihanna is afraid of, it's nipple slips, according to The Sun. Which is odd, considering she modelled two dresses at the DSquared fashion show that she was nearly falling out of. And also since we've already seen a Rihanna nipple slip.

The Umbrella singer is terrified she will fall victim to the type of wardrobe malfunction that famously afflicted Janet Jackson.

She says: "That's the worst thing! You have to go for fittings to make sure the stuff is pretty secure!"

And of the skimpy dominatrix outfits she says: "In terms of dress, that's just the way I'm feeling at that particular moment. I'm just dressing how I feel and being more comfortable in my skin. I love dressing up. I always did, even before all this."

What I don't get, though, is that Rihanna is afraid of having a Janet Jackson-style nipple slip. But if I remember correctly, Justin Timberlake ripped off part of Janet's dress, revealing not only her nipple, but her entire breast, and a grotesque sun-shaped nipple ring. Unless Rihanna is hiding her own giant metal nipple accessories, I don't think she has to worry that much.

More pictures of Rihanna after the jump.

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Heidi Montag Loves Her Breast Implants

September 28, 2007 @ 10:52 am
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What is it with stupid celebrities "admitting" what everyone already knows? This week, the big news on the cover of Us Weekly was Heidi Montag "revealing" that she had breast implants stuffed into her formerly tiny chest. No way! Shut the fuck up! I had no idea! Actually, I did, since it was so completely fucking obvious.

Anyway, Heidi went on to talk about how much she loves her new breasts, and how they've really made her feel so much better about herself, and yada yada yada. She also talked about her new nose.

I've always been very insecure about my body. My whole life, I looked at my chest and was like, OK, they're going to grow. This is my year! And it never happened. I was less than an A-cup. I wore pushup bras, which cut into my skin. If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he's looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I'd be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad's nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn't get away from it!

I guess it's appropriate though. Her personality is completely fake, and so is her relationship with her total douchebag of a boyfriend (or is it fiance now?), so why not her breasts? And her nose. Maybe next time she can get a brain implant. But she probably won't because sadly, no one is self-conscious about being a total moron.

Anyway, here are some Heidi Montag bikini pictures that show what she currently looks like. No doubt in a year or so she'll look completely different. I don't even want to think about what she'll look like in twenty years.

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Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures

September 27, 2007 @ 11:04 am
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As if you needed any more reason to watch Heroes this year, these Kristen Bell bikini pictures should give you that much more incentive. Not only is it the best show on TV, with Superheroes and hot babes, but those babes are now wearing bikinis.

In fact, these Kristen Bell bikini pictures are not the only ones we've seen from the show so far. Last month we were treated to some Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures as well. All we need now is some hot Ali Larter bikini action, and it will like a Superhero version of Baywatch, and what could be better than that!?

Lots more Kristen Bell bikini pictures after the jump.

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That’s Winona!?

September 27, 2007 @ 10:43 am

AH! What happened to Winona Ryder!? Scary. (DListed)

Jennifer Love Hewitt on Jay Leno. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears crashed her car again. She's so stupid/drunk/high. (Pink is the New Blog)

Heidi Klum is never not hot. (PopSugar)

Heath Ledger moves on to Helena Christensen. (IDLYITW)

Miley Cyrus pretends to be a good girl. (Just Jared)

The only thing not perfect about Stacy Kiebler is that one stupid hair. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Garner. Cute. (A Socialite's Life)

Brangelina like taking their kids to school, but it's kinda causing problems. (CityRag)

Is Pink getting a divorce? (Hollywood Rag)

Natalie Portman Nude in Hotel Chevalier!

September 26, 2007 @ 6:38 pm
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Here it is everybody: Natalie Portman nude in Hotel Chevalier! Ass. Side boob. Awesome. And for all you freeze-frame junkies, there might even be a bit of Natalie Portman nipple action in the second video.

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