Monthly Archives: August 2007

Gwen Stefani Bikini Pictures

August 31, 2007 @ 12:06 am
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Um, so, Gwen Stefani is hot. I never really liked her, but after seeing these Gwen Stefani bikini pictures, I'm sold. Talk about your flat stomach. I could do without the man arms, though. And the face.

Lots more Gwen Stefani bikini pictures after the jump.

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Lauren Conrad and The Hills Girls in Their Bikinis

August 30, 2007 @ 8:29 am
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Well, summer is almost over, but the girls from The Hills, Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, and Whitney Port hit the beach yesterday in their skimpy bikinis, and a great time was had by all. Notably absent, of course, was attention whore Heidi Montag, but we've already seen tons of Heidi Montag bikini pictures.

I've got to say, this is probably one of the hottest casts on TV, and it's a stupid reality show. Of course, if you really believe anything about The Hills is actually real, well have fun living in your dream world. Come to think of it, that dream world looks pretty good. Can I come too?

Lots more bikini pictures of Lauren Conrad and her friends after the jump.

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Elle MacPherson Bikini Pictures are Still Really Hot

August 29, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
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Um, wow. These Elle MacPherson bikini pictures feature the former Supermodel looking rather incredible in her bikini down under in Australia. I mean really incredible, if you consider that Elle MacPherson is 42 years old. Yeah, 43. When's the last time you saw a 43-year-old woman who looked that good? In fact, seeing a woman of 23 who looks that good isn't that common either. Well done, Elle. Well done.

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Kate = Cute

August 29, 2007 @ 1:16 pm

Kate Bosworth is always the cutest. (PopSugar)

Bianca Gascoigne is wearing a cowboy hat. Oh, and a bikini too. (Hollywood Tuna)

Now that's one crazy, tiny, Japanese wrestler lady. (CollegeHumor)

Jaime Pressly looks super hot in Arena magazine. (Popoholic)

The Hooters girls do a sexy dance. (eBaum's World)

Oh look, it's Britney Spears' ass. (DListed)

Nicole Richie's baby bump might actually have a baby inside. (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears is still a wonderful mother. (IDLYITW)

How would we have ever known that the situation in Iraq was so bad if Angelina Jolie hadn't told us? (Just Jared)

Britney Spears almost got "Umbrella" instead of Rihanna. (A Socialite's Life)

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are wearing, and selling fur. Booo! (CityRag)

While Angelina's away, Brad Pitt will play... with the kids. (Hollywood Rag)

Tom and Katie's bodyguard tells all their secrets. (Popbytes)

Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures Are Actually Pretty Sexy

August 29, 2007 @ 5:08 am
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I know we've talked about how Hilary Swank's breasts are basically non-existent before, but you know what, I'm totally willing to overlook that, because these Hilary Swank bikini pictures look amazing. I don't think I've ever seen such a tight tummy before, and her overall figure is stunning. True, the loss of the boobage is sad, but life isn't always about breasts. Just most of the time.

More hot Hilary Swank bikini pictures after the jump.

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Paris Hilton Topless (and Showing Nipple) in GQ Germany

 
August 28, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
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It's not everyday you see Paris Hilton's nipples on display, well, actually it kind of is, but I guess it's not every day you see Paris Hilton's nipples in a national magazine. But Paris Hilton got topless for GQ magazine in Germany, and keeping her nipples covered doesn't seem like it was a high priority.

Now, I guess putting topless girl on a magazine cover is probably a good way to sell a few more issues, but I can't how Paris Hilton topless (and infantilized by holding a giant teddy-bear) is the best choice for that. Anyway, it would be nice if it was a girl we haven't already seen topless a million times, or maybe one without as many sexually transmitted diseases.

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Jenna Jameson Uses Her Tongue

 
August 28, 2007 @ 11:39 am
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Jenna Jameson was at one time the biggest porn star in the world, but now she's not. And we're thankful. After seeing Jenna Jameson bikini pictures in which she looks like an anorexic Simpson's cartoon version of herself, we had already lost any appreciation we might have had for the once sexy star. Add to that the fact that she removed her breast implants, and well, there isn't much left to like (not that we actually like breast implants around here).

But this moment of passion between Jenna Jameson and boyfriend Tito Ortiz is by far the most disgusting image I've seen of her in my life. I'm not even going to go into it. It's just gross. I've even decided to cover the offending kiss, to spare the eyes of those more delicate readers. If you want to lose your lunch, click the thumbnails to see the big pictures.

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