Monthly Archives: July 2007

More Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures

July 31, 2007 @ 12:53 pm
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Was I right, or was I right when I said Hayden Panettiere would be the next Lindsay Lohan? Well, if these Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures are any indication, I think we're well on track. Now we just need to see Hayden in a bikini every other day, and in a different bikini each time, and we'll know for sure that she is Lohan the Sequel. Oh, and a bit of possession and DUI action wouldn't hurt.

But seriously (because when am I not serious?) Hayden looks great, and so far, has yet to become so annoying that you just want to smack her. So, I guess she actually has a bit of a ways to go in terms of becoming the next Lindsay Lohan. You know, I'm starting think that might not be the best idea for her.

Whatever. Lots more Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures after the jump.

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Busting Out

July 31, 2007 @ 11:48 am

Britney Spears is busting out! (PopSugar)

Ruby Stewart is lucky she doesn't look like her sister Kimberly Stewart. (Hollywood Tuna)

Where do I sign up to be the guy who gets to grope Kristen Bell's breasts? (CollegeHumor)

At least Katie Holmes is a cute alien. (DListed)

Nicole Richie admits she's pregnant. Though how it happened is still a mystery. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris Hilton isn't actually broke. Too bad. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears is not gonna win mother of the year. (Just Jared)

Is Petra Nemcova ever not hot? (Popoholic)

Kirsten Dunst's London neighbours don't like her. (A Socialite's Life)

Kate Beckinsale is cute at Comic Con. (CityRag)

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty deserve each other. (Hollywood Rag)

Britney Spears’ Ass in a Thong Just Looks Bigger

July 31, 2007 @ 12:13 am
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Well, if Britney Spears on a stripper pole wasn't enough to meet your daily vomit-inducing quota, here's Britney Spears' ass in a thong, very happily displayed to the camera. Don't ask why, just accept that Britney has passed any and all limits of decency, and is just trying to get attention however she can.

You may have also noticed that Britney Spears' ass looks rather large, when compared to her two friends, one of whom is a large Black man, who for some reason is also wearing a thong (with a butterfly on it). Maybe he's Britney's new stylist, which, judging by her outfits lately, would seem to be a very reasonable assumption.

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Claire Danes’ Backless Number is Sexy

July 30, 2007 @ 3:23 pm
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Claire Danes was out for the premiere of her new film Stardust the other night, and to say her backless dress was sexy is an understatement. It was, in fact, very sexy. Slight difference, I know, but still worth pointing out.

It does seem, however that Claire Danes' nipple slip that happened last week may have informed her choice of outfits, though, since she's really quite covered up in front. Still, skin is skin, and with a sexy back like that (which probably doesn't look too much different from her front...) the end result is about even.

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Mmmmm…. Elisha……

July 30, 2007 @ 2:41 pm

Elisha Cuthbert is soooooooooooo hot. (CollegeHumor)

Paris Hilton may have a little less money. (Hollywood Tuna)

Technically, Jessica Alba is naked. (eBaum's World)

Michelle Pfeiffer is still one damn hot lady. (DListed)

Who is Britney Spears' new man? (Pink is the New Blog)

Why does Mary-Kate Olsen have a pot-belly? She isn't actually eating, is she? (PopSugar)

As you might have guessed, Lindsay Lohan's new movie didn't do very well at the box office. (IDLYITW)

Rosario Dawson's legs are deadly weapons. (Popoholic)

Seriously, I really don't want to hear Britney Spears' cousin, Alli Sims, sing. (Just Jared)

Faith Hill is determined to protect her man's junk. (A Socialite's Life)

Cindy Crawford is also still really hot. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton has been cast in a sci-fi musical movie, so you know how good that's gonna be. (Hollywood Rag)

Britney Spears Rides the Stripper Pole Like a Pro

July 30, 2007 @ 4:02 am
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Well, it looks like Britney Spears has finally found her calling. Here she is, fulfilling her life's calling, riding the stripper pole. Of course, the sight of Britney Spears on a stripper pole is probably one of the most hurl-worthy images I've seen in recent time, but at least she seems to be enjoying herself.

Oh, and is she pregnant again, or is that belly from eating Cheetos? Personally, I can't think of any man who would actually want to have sex with Britney Spears in her current state, so I'm betting on the Cheetos thing, but hey, what do I know!?

More pictures of Britney Spears getting up close with a giant metal rod after the jump.

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Hayden Panettiere Likes Short Shorts

July 30, 2007 @ 3:55 am
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I hope you're ready for it, because Hayden Panettiere turns 18 in a mere 22 days. Until then, you're still a sick pervert for looking at her with lustful thoughts in your pervy little head. But don't worry, you're not the only one. And in a few short weeks, you won't have to worry about it anymore.

I, for one, am prediciting a very fun year for Hayden Panettiere, and what with Lindsay Lohan out of capacity for the foreseeable future (that is unless she's chewed her way though her straight jacket - though given her aversion to actually eating, I don't think that's a problem), Hayden is bound to be a whole bundle of fun.

Until then, here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere in some very, very, very short shorts. Really, though, could those shorts get any shorter? Actually, I don't want to know the answer to that. Could get me into some trouble.

Lots more Hayden Panettiere pictures after the jump.

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