Monthly Archives: May 2007

Keri Russell Has Whipped Cream on Her Breast

May 31, 2007 @ 12:42 pm
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Keri Russell, how do I love thee, let me count the ways. Actually, I'm not gonna count, but I know it's a lot. And a hell of a lot more after seeing these pictures of Keri Russell from the latest issue of Interview Magazine.

Of course, I couldn't even begin to tell you what the article is about, or what she said in it, because once I saw that picture of Keri Russell with whipped cream on her breast, well, I won't go into detail...

Suffice it to say that these are probably the sexiest Keri Russell pictures ever taken. Good job, Interview. Good F'n job.

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She Needs to Stop with the Surgery

May 31, 2007 @ 11:41 am

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Jenna JamesonWTF is up with Jenna Jameson's face!? (DListed)

Who wants some Kelly Hu? (Hollywood Tuna)

Is Marissa Miller still naked if the only thing she's wearing is an iPod? (CollegeHumor)

10 Girls, in bikinis, in a giant fist fight. Awesome! (eBaum's World)

Zooey Deschanels' cuteness is killing me. (PopSugar)

Vanessa Minnillo has some damn sexy legs. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan has been drinking since she was 13. (Defamer)

Mischa Barton leaves the hospital... In her hospital gown. (Pink is the New Blog)

Naomi Watts is ready to pop. (Just Jared)

Paula Abdul is whining again. (IDLYITW)

Christina Aguilera stinks. (A Socialite's Life)

Kirsten Dunst vs. Drew Barrymore: who was the creepier kid? (CityRag)

Will prison actually be a good thing for Paris Hilton? (Hollywood Rag)

Sienna Miller’s Nipples: 1 – Shirt: 0

 
May 31, 2007 @ 1:43 am
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When the gossip is slow, you can always count on Sienna Miller's nipples to offer a nice distraction. Obviously, these aren't quite Sienna Miller topless pictures, but I am rather impressed at how much her nipples are showing through her shirt. Who knew that fashion in the late 19th century had so much in common with today!?

Also, keep in mind that these shots are from the set of Best Times of Our Lives, in which Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley have a threesome sex scene, so if their choice of wardrobe for an outdoor scene is any indication, I think we have quite the treat in store for us.

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Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures

May 30, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
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Veronica Mars may be dead, or at least the show is, but these Kristen Bell bikini pictures prove that its star is very much alive and well, and that we will be seeing a lot more of Kristen Bell in the future.

These very rare Kristen Bell bikini pictures were taken by "stephanie_gb" while on vacation in Hawaii at the Turtle Bay Resort hotel where Kristen is shooting her new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I don't know about you, but as long as Kristen Bell is in a bikini, I won't be forgetting her any time soon.

Check out more Kristen Bell bikini pictures after the jump.

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Petra Nemcova Wears the Shortest Skirt Ever

May 30, 2007 @ 11:35 am
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It doesn't take much to make me happy in this world, and there definitely isn't very much to Petra Nemcova's dress, so you know that makes me happy. In fact, if it was any shorter, I'm pretty sure it would be a shirt, and then we'd all be even happier.

I have to admit, I'm really liking this whole super-short skirt and shorts trend that all the girls are wearing. From the ladies in my neighbourhood, to Supermodels like Petra Nemcova, I would really like to say thank you to whichever genius it was who managed to convince women around the world that showing off their legs is a good thing. Because it is.

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More Nicole Richie Than You Ever Wanted

May 30, 2007 @ 10:18 am

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Nicole RichieWill Nicole Richie end up in jail too? (PopSugar)

The Miss Universe contestants are all clones. (Hollywood Tuna)

Lindsay Lohan is busting out of her bikini. (CollegeHumor)

Diora Baird makes golf the sexiest sport ever. (eBaum's World)

Jessica Alba has nice... (CityRag)

This vintage picture of Dina Lohan explains so much about Lindsay. (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton pretends to be patriotic. (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Nicole Kidman jealous of Katie Holmes? (DListed)

Britney Spears passed out after throwing up in the Men's room. (IDLYITW)

Rihanna knows how to rock, and apparently it involves leather. (Popoholic)

Nicole Richie really shouldn't be driving. (CelebSlam)

Shakira butchers AC/DC's "Back in Black." (Horny Oyster)

Just because Madonna is behind the camera, doesn't mean she shouldn't put on some make up. (Just Jared)

For Calum Best, one whore is as good as the next. (Hollywood Rag)

No, Nicole Richie isn't pregnant. That's what happens to your belly when you are anorexic. (Popbytes)

Heather Locklear’s Bikini is Too Small – Perfect Fit

May 29, 2007 @ 11:22 am
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Continuing the trend of over-40 celebs in bikinis, here are some pretty nice Heather Locklear bikini pictures. I don't know how she stays in such great shape after so many years, but like knowing how sausage is made, it's probably best not to ask too many questions.

One thing I do know about Heather Locklear's bikini is that it appears to be a bit too small, which pretty much means it's perfect. It looks like Heather's having a tough time just keeping her breasts covered, but if she needs a helping hand (or two), I'm free. Sadly, her bikini was big enough to avoid any nipple slips, so hopefully we can work on that for next time.

More hot Heather Locklear bikini pictures after the jump.

Photo credit: Celebrity Babylon

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