Monthly Archives: April 2007

Britney Spears Dresses Like a Retarded Hooker

April 30, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
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Pink bikini? Check.
Hot pants underwear? Check.
Ripped fish-net stockings? Check.
See-through dress? Check.
Cowboy boots? Check.
Stupid hat? Check.
Bad wig? Check.

Yup, that retard is Britney Spears.

More Britney Spears pictures after the jump.

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Coachella is for Losers Celebrities

April 30, 2007 @ 2:24 pm

Tara Reid gets her drink on at Coachella. (Pink is the New Blog)

More celeb pics from the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Alba looks Fantastic. (Popoholic)

Get the Kim Kardashian sex tape while you still can. (DListed)

Elizabeth Hasslebeck's boobs are about to get really big again. (A Socialite's Life)

Check out Bruce Willis drunk at the Nets game. Now with Video! (CollegeHumor)

Angelina Jolie's health issues are none of your business. (IDLYITW)

Madonna's new do is a don't. (PopSugar)

Tom and Katie have dinner with... Brooke Shields! (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston is a Fembot. (CityRag)

Marc Anthony is J.Lo's purse. (Hollywood Rag)

Even the paparazzi are disgusted by Britney Spears. (CelebNewsWire)

Paris Hilton was there. Kimberly Stewart was there. Even Cameron Diaz was there. Why weren't you at Coachella? (MollyGood)

Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures

April 30, 2007 @ 3:34 am
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So, you want to know what the craziest thing about these Kate Bosworth bikini pictures is? She's actually looking a whole lot less skinny than the last time we saw her. I know it'shard to believe, but this here is Kate Bosworth, after she's put on weight.

In fact, she was so skinny not too long ago, that this Kate Bosworth nipple slip was actually kinda scary. Thankfully, she does look a hell of a lot better right now. Sure, she's still on the ridiculously skinny side, but, you know, less so. Anyway, if Kate's too skinny for you, you might like her hot friend a little more.

There's a ton more Kate Bosworth bikini pictures after the jump, so make sure you check them all out.

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Victoria Beckham’s Nipples are Unstoppable

 
April 30, 2007 @ 3:04 am
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If you thought that a mere bra and black shirt could hold back Victoria Beckham's nipples, then boy were you wrong. I don't know what metal alloy, what blend of Titanium, Iron, and Uranium make up Posh Spice's robotic nipples, but no flimsy fabric can keep them at bay.

The real question, naturally, is how the hell David Beckham hasn't poked his eyes out yet on those things. Well, the answer is simple, that pretty-boy is obviously gay, and Robo-Spice here is his custom built android beard. Don't believe me? Well how else would you explain nipples that are one inch in diameter, and almost as long?

You can further investigate the oddity of Victoria Beckham's nipples in the rest of the pictures after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Starts the Week Right

April 30, 2007 @ 2:15 am
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Well, if ending the week with Lindsay Lohan's cleavage was the right thing to do, then it stands to reason that starting the week on Jessica Simpson's cleavage is a good idea too.

Of course, while I applaud Jessica's choice of dress for the way it makes her breasts look amazing, I have to say the rest of it looks like a peacock threw up all over her. Either that or she decided to turn a carpet into a dress.

Whatever, you didn't come here for my keen fashion observations. You came here to look at some pictures, so get to it. More pictures of Jessica Simpson's cleavage after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Cleavage Starts the Weekend Right

April 27, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
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Last night was the US magazine Hot Hollywood party, and while there were quite a few hotties in attendance, Lindsay Lohan stole the show in my opinion, or rather, I should say her cleavage stole the show.

I honestly don't care what retarded nonsense she gets up to, as long as Lindsay Lohan keeps showing off her breasts, she will always be welcome right here on Egotastic!

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Weekend Links

April 27, 2007 @ 10:20 am

The single life agrees with Petra Nemcova. (Hollywood Tuna)

Another truly spectacular Lindsay Lohan side boob moment. (CollegeHumor)

Vanessa Minnillo has nice Bongos. (Popoholic)

Fergie fugs it up once again. (DListed)

Halle Berry shows her support for Barak Obama on her chest. (Pink is the New Blog)

Ali Larter loves her drink. (IDLYITW)

Since when is Julia Roberts pregnant again? (PopSugar)

Jennifer Lopez is wearing way too much make-up. (Just Jared)

Angelina Jolie has some demands. (A Socialite's Life)

Paris and K-Fed? (CityRag)

Paris Hilton and her wonky eye show up to the US Hot Hollywood Party. (Hollywood Rag)

Hilary Duff hangs out with Rosie O'Donnell. (CelebSlam)

FHM reveals their Top 100 celebs. (FHM)