Monthly Archives: March 2007

Courtney Love Bikini Pictures are Very Scary

March 30, 2007 @ 12:34 pm
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So, normally, when I post celebrity bikini pictures, I'm all "wow, she's hot," or "OMG!!!" Well, today it's definitely "OMG," but for a different reason. Today it's "Oh My God, I think my eyes just melted inside my skull." So be careful, these Courtney Love bikini pictures might kill you.

No, really. You might want to think twice about looking at these. Her haggard, surgically altered face. Her droopy, liposuctioned body. The strange radiation that she emits, which is probably leaking through your computer screen right now. You might want to put on a Hazmat suit.

I don't know if Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain, but she definitely killed my desire to look at women in bikinis. She makes me wish these were Tara Reid Bikini Pictures.

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Weekend Links

March 30, 2007 @ 11:04 am
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A letter to Victoria Beckham. (Hollywood Tuna)

Yup, WonderBra makes your breasts bigger. (CollegeHumor)

Who has the best ass crack, Jessica Simpson, or Kate Beckinsale? (CityRag)

Elizabeth Hurley has the "Best Body in Britain." (Popoholic)

This is the funniest picture of Donald Trump that you will ever see! (DListed)

Jennifer Lopez can still be hot if she tries. (Pink is the New Blog)

Kelly Clarkson is rockin' the burka. (IDLYITW)

Halle Berry's best accessory is her boyfriend. Well, maybe second best. (PopSugar)

Rachel Weisz is relaxing in Rio. (Just Jared)

Is Britney Spears giving Kevin Federline $1 Million. (A Socialite's Life)

Courtney Love thinks her plastic surgery makes her more normal. O. K. (Hollywood Rag)

Nancy O'Dell is a total MBILF. (Thighs Wide Shut)

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Check out the super cool trailer for Grand Theft Auto 4.

Grand Theft Auto 4 Trailer

Michelle Rodriguez’s Bikini Line Needs a Wax

March 30, 2007 @ 3:33 am
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So, I know that some women don't go for the whole "Brazilian" thing, and prefer the natural look, but Michelle Rodriguez has taken it to a whole new level. We've seen Michelle Rodriguez bikini pictures before, but never before have we seen so much emerging from her bikini bottoms. To say she's got weeds down there is a bit of an understatement.

Actually, it's a very accurate statement, since sea weed is exactly what Michelle Rodriguez has coming out of her bikini bottoms. I'm not sure what exactly is going on here, but I really hope that condition is curable. No wonder she's wearing that sarong, though. I mean, would you want the whole world to see your "lady garden"? And what a garden it is.

Michelle, I know you like the whole "tough girl" image, and maybe now that you're out of the closet, you feel like you can be your true self, but remember, hygiene is important too.

More Michelle Rodriguez bikini pics after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples are Happy to Hang

March 29, 2007 @ 5:36 pm
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I don't support a lot of Lindsay Lohan's choices in life, but when it comes to continued refusal to wear a bra, I'm 100% supportive of her lack of support. And if I had to guess, I'd say Lindsay Lohan's nipples are also happy about it, too, if you know what I mean.

Naturally, in the long run, Lindsay's decision to be so "free" will most probably cause problems later in life. Sagging and back pain are sure to be issues she'll face in the future, but for my immediate enjoyment, I'm loving the whole braless t-shirt thing.

Check out more pics of Lindsay Lohan and her free-hanging breasts after the jump.

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Insert Clever Lesbian Celebrities Title Here

March 29, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

Is Drew Barrymore a lesbian? (DListed)

Survey says: Emily Scott. (Hollywood Tuna)

Another Celebrity Vagina Flash. (CollegeHumor)

Heather Mills takes her legs for a stroll. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan still hates her father. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Garner is alluring in Allure. (PopSugar)

Haha! Jonathan Rhys-Myers is so short he has to stand on his tippy-toes. (Just Jared)

Rosario Dawson talks pasties and thongs. Nice. (Popoholic)

Christina Aguilera's "microphone" had "technical problems." Sure. (A Socialite's Life)

Something for the ladies: Mark Wahlberg is a good-looking guy. (CityRag)

Jennifer Lopez's husband is a big baby. (Hollywood Rag)

Gwen Stefani isn't happy with Sanjaya Malakar. (CelebNewsWire)

Halle Berry was contemplating suicide. I guess being super sexy and winning Oscars just isn't enough. (Jossip)

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Jessica Biel Half Naked Makes for Great Comedy

March 29, 2007 @ 2:34 am
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If you're the betting sort, the safe money for this summer's big comedy hit will be I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, starring Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and most importantly, Jessica Biel. Sandler and James play two straight fire-fighters who pretend to be gay, so they can claim spousal benefits should one of them die. Sounds funny. But you know what sounds a hell of a lot better? How about Jessica Biel getting half naked, and having her breasts groped!?

That's right, Jessica Biel plays the super-hot love interest for Sandler's character (because that's realistic), and ends up in the always realistic situation of getting half naked, showing off her amazing ass, and letting Sandler feel her breasts (because he's "gay"). Note: If you've ever needed a reason to write, produce, and star in your own movies, getting Jessica Biel half naked and playing with her breasts is probably the best reason ever.

From the trailer, it looks like a really funny movie, but you probably don't care about that. No, you just want to see Jessica Biel in her sexy underwear. Well, you won't be disappointed. Oh, she also wears a latex cat suit. Did I mention that?

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Hopefully, Halle Berry’s Cleavage Will Make Up for Her Crappy Movie

March 29, 2007 @ 1:04 am
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I don't know why it is, but it seems like every actress who wins an Oscar immediately cashes in, and starts making the worst movies she possibly can, as long as they pay well. And Halle Berry is definitely no exception. In fact, she is the best example of this.

Since winning an Academy Award for Monster's Ball, Halle Berry has appeared in such critically un-acclaimed films as Gothika, Die Another Day, The X-Men movies, and of course, Catwoman. To say her career has been on a downward turn would be like saying Britney Spears is just a little moody.

Thankfully, Halle Berry is still great to look at, and I'm sure the producers of her latest thespian masterpiece, Perfect Stranger, are hoping that's all you care about. On the plus side, there are a couple sex scenes in the film, including one scene of Halle Berry masturbating, but you won't be seeing Halle Berry nude, so don't get your hopes up.

I hope Halle Berry likes raspberries, because she'll definitely be getting another Razzie when this piece of crap hits theatres.

More Halle Berry pictures after the jump.

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