Monthly Archives: February 2007

Keeley Hazell Topless in Hollywood

 
February 28, 2007 @ 6:35 pm
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Ever since we saw that Keeley Hazell sex tape, well, let's just say she's been on our minds, and on the minds of many in North America. So many so, that Keeley Hazell's official website, KeeleyHazell.com now has more US visitors, than her fellow Brits.

So, to celebrate, those wonderful, wonderful guys over at Zoo Magazine thought it would be fitting to do a little photoshoot with Keeley in Hollywood. Synonymous with glamour, and, yes, bikinis, LA is the perfect place for Keeley's first US shoot, and also, the perfect place to see Keeley Hazell topless.

Of course, we really don't care where the hell she is, as long as the bikini doesn't stay on too long.

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Baby, You Can’t Drive My Car

February 28, 2007 @ 6:18 pm

Paris Hilton gets busted! (PopSugar)

Lindsay's future is shaky. (Hollywood Tuna)

Diddy's drunken rant on Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson. (CollegeHumor)

Beyonce and Shakira team up for the Apocalyse. RUN!!! (DListed)

Ryan Phillippe does daddy duty. (Pink is the New Blog)

Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis like themselves some hookers. (IDLYITW)

Angelina Jolie is in Africa again. (Just Jared)

Is Katherine Heigl leaving Grey's Anatomy? (Popoholic)

Lesbian glam at the Oscars. (CityRag)

Are Nicole Richie and Joel Madden engaged? More importantly, does anyone care? (Hollywood Rag)

Matthew McConaughey is bendy. (A Socialite's Life)

Jack Bauer interrogates a Goonie. (Horny Oyster)

Did Diddy punch a guy on Oscar night? Well, did he? (Celebrity Nation)

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Britney Spears’ Bikini Isn’t Hers

February 28, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
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If you thought that Britney Spears' crazy pre-rehab behaviour was limited to just hitting cars with umbrellas, sadly, that isn't the case. According to Us Weekly, Britney pretty much ended up living the life of a Hobo, albeit a fancy one, on the weekend after she shaved her head.

Bright and early on February 17, a newly bald Spears arrived at L.A.'s chic Mondrian hotel, ready to catch some rays. But the star was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash.

By 11 a.m., an undeterred Spears, 25, had stripped down to a bra and panties poolside, then shaved her legs in the pool bathroom.

"It was sad," says a source. "It looked like she really needed a friend."

She got two - at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit.

Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where -- after changing into a borrowed bikini -- she raided the minibar.

"She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them."

As if we needed more evidence that Britney Spears has gone bat-shit crazy. This isn't even the first time Britney Spears borrowed a bikini. Thankfully the girl is in rehab now, and hopefully, she brought along a few of her own bikinis.

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Keira Knightley: If Looks Could Kill

February 28, 2007 @ 1:32 pm
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If looks could kill, there would be a trail of dead paparazzi wherever Keira Knightley goes. Also, if this was a cartoon, there would probably be daggers shooting out of her eyes, directly into the camera lens.

Naturally, none of that is possible, though, if it was, it would make for a fun new character on Heroes. No, right now, Keira Knightley will just have to settle for glaring at the paparazzi, and hoping they go away.

So, good luck with that Keira...

Also, girl's looking a little skeletal of late. Maybe that's why she doesn't want her picture being taken. More after the jump.

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These Penelope Cruz Pictures are Damn Sexy Thanks to Ellen Von Unwerth, and Penelope Cruz

February 28, 2007 @ 2:56 am
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Sure, you could look at Paparazzi pictures all day, but it's a different story when a real photographer takes pictures of a beautiful actress. A perfect example of that are these Penelope Cruz pictures by acclaimed photographer Ellen Von Unwerth.

Unwerth's pictures are always the sexiest you'll get, and these definitely don't dissapoint. No, there's no nipple, and you won't find Penelope Cruz naked under a sheet. In fact, the reason these pictures are hot is because you don't see everything.

Of course, I wouldn't mind seeing it all, I'm just saying that there's nude, and then there's sexy. And if you can't have one, the other ain't bad.

More Penelope Cruz pictures by Ellen Von Unwerth after the jump.

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Ain’t Never Gonna Happen

February 27, 2007 @ 5:45 pm

Seeing Jennifer Love Hewitt naked would be great, but you never will. (Popoholic)

Kimberly Stewart is eligible. (Hollywood Tuna)

I dare you to find anything better than Cheerleader Wrestling! (CollegeHumor)

The Olsen Twins are soooooo hot. Or not. (DListed)

Get your Bald Britney action figure now! (Pink is the New Blog)

Brangelina say they're not adopting again. Yet. (IDLYITW)

Is Josh Hartnett dating Helena Christensen? (PopSugar)

The Beckhams are poor! (Just Jared)

Britney Spears' new excuse for her insane behaviour is Postpartum Depression. (Hollywood Rag)

Eddie Murphy was not at all happy about losing that Oscar. (A Socialite's Life)

Thinking about Celine Dion's breasts is just wrong. But if I have to, then so do you. (CityRag)

Brandon Davis ruined Paris Hilton's birthday party. (Yeeeah!)

Did Orlando Bloom and Penelope Cruz hook up after the Oscars? (Celebslam)

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Boobtastic

February 27, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
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This post is pretty much self-explanatory. Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up to one of the myriad Oscar events in a dress that gave her some amazing cleavage, and, well, here are the picutres.

I've got to hand it to Jennifer Love Hewitt, when it comes to consistently great cleavage, she can't be beat. Since 1994, she's been showing off just enough of her breasts to frustrate every guy around, but I guess something is better than nothing, right?

Anyway, if you're still reading this, you've wildly missed the point of this post. More Jennifer Love Hewitt pics after the jump.

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