Monthly Archives: December 2006

2006 was the Year of the Upskirt

 
December 31, 2006 @ 1:16 am
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2006 had it's fair share of nipple slips, topless shots, and celebrity nudes, but the real trend, and the one that made headlines around the world, was the upskirt. Never before had so many, worn so little, and flashed so much.

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Far and away, Linsday Lohan takes the top prize just for the sheer number of times she let the world look up her skirt. Of course, she was also one of the first to flash her shaved pussy while going commando. It was a shocking new low for a girl who seems not to know the meaning of the word. Here is each and every Linsay Lohan upskirt from 2006.

Second place, without a doubt goes to none other than Britney Spears. While she had less than half the upskirt incidents of Lindsay Lohan, hers smashed the rapid-fire records with four drunken flashes in the span of just five days. Three of which making us want to gouge our eyes out after seeing her shaved K-Fed recepticle. Not to mention the fresh C-section scar still visible as well. I don't know, maybe Britney should get the #1 spot.

Of course, Lindsay and Britney were not the only girls who showed off a bit too much. Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Ashlee Simpson and Nicole Richie are but a few of the other celebrities of 2006 who got caught by the long lens of the Paparazzi. All I have to say is "well done girls."

I think I'm a little scared of what we might see in 2007...

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Last Links… of 2006

December 29, 2006 @ 5:37 pm

Jessica Alba says she would like to be skinnier, but that's stupid because she's already pretty skinny. (Hollywood Tuna)

Here's hoping your New Year is filled with lost of hot college girls kissing. (CollegeHumor)

Ginger Spice falls on her ass. Posh Spice can't be bothered. (Pink is the New Blog)

Mary-Kate Olsen's latest attempt to improve her hair doesn't. (DListed)

Jennifer Aniston could very well be insane. (IDLYITW)

These girls are the sexiest Batgirl, Catwoman, and Wonder Woman I've ever seen. (Popoholic)

Gwyneth Paltrow wears her sunglasses at night. While carrying her kid. (Popsugar)

Whereas most celebrities invest in trendy restaurants, Bow Wow is franchising a McDonald's. (Just Jared)

Jennifer Lopez hits Aspen. Too bad Aspen doesn't hit back. (A Socialite's Life)

Mariah Carey, in the snow, drinking Champagne. How very Diva. (CityRag)

Mike Tyson busted for DUI and Cocaine posession. That's a fun way to end the year. (Hollywood Rag)

Scarlett Johansson Thinks She’s Fat

December 29, 2006 @ 4:07 am
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It's a well-known fact that girls are crazy. Ask anyone. Hell, ask Scarlett Johansson. Even though she's probably one of the most beautiful women in the world, she says she has "fat days" and will never be "real thin," reports PR Inside.

I have fat days and accept that I'm never going to be real thin.

I know what I look like when I wake up in the morning after three hours sleep. Sometimes I feel, 'OK, this is a good day', and other times I wake up and think, 'Oh my God, I need a hat today.'

I don't think Scarlett understands the meaning of fat. The goal is not to look like Nicole Richie, or the Olsen Twins. The goal is to look like Scarlett Johansson. And if Scarlett is fat in any way, it's in all the right places.

Whatever, if Scarlett needs any help remembering just how not fat she is, hopefully these classic pictures will do the trick.

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Linsday Lohan, Topless Strippers and Lap Dances – Just Another Day in the Life

December 29, 2006 @ 3:42 am
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In a recent post entitled Lindsay Lohan: Topless Dancer, Bruised Stripper, we told you about an email in which Lindsay Lohan basically called all strippers "whores."

Well, now Lindsay is apologising, reports Page Six, which apparently includes joining several topless strippers on stage, and then getting private lap dances, including one lap dance from two strippers at the same time.

Lindsay Lohan got down and dirty at Scores West for three hours early yesterday - jumping onstage to do a wild bump-and-grind, then ushering topless dancers into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all "whores."

"I love strippers," the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club's "Turntable Tuesdays."

Next, "She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on," said our source. "Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once.

Katia, a blond, 34D-25-33 knockout, told us, "She was big tipper, and I think that she is great."

Brooke, an impressive 34C-24-34, added, "She'll make a good stripper - she's a natural."

So, Lindsay makes for a natural stripper, enjoys getting lapdances and dancing with topless women. Yeah, that sounds about right. I have a feeling 2007 is going to be a lot of fun...

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Attack of the Robo Nipples!

December 28, 2006 @ 5:28 pm

Whose misaligned robo-nipples are these? (DListed)

Willa Ford does Maxim. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Alba video from Fantastic Four. (Popoholic)

Vida Guerra in a bikini and less. (FHM)

What do Halle Berry, Ron Jeremy, and K-Fed have in common? (CollegeHumor)

Britney Spears is losing all of her fans. (Pink is the New Blog)

Leonardo DiCaprio should probably lay of the frozen yogurt. Unless he likes being pudgy, that is. (Popsugar)

Is Jennifer Aniston dating Billionaire/Playboy Chandler Steve Bing? (Just Jared)

If she is, she might want to take a hint from Pamela Anderson, and not go on a second date. (A Socialite's Life)

Billy Ray Cyrus ditches the Mullet for an emo do with highlights. (CityRag)

Victoria Beckham doesn't think she has an eating disorder. She just "controls" how many celery sticks she eats. (Hollywood Rag)

The Thigh Master interviews Lilly Allen. In English! (Thighs Wide Shut)

Kirsten Dunst bought the fancy new Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis (CDSA) 2.0 system. I wonder if you can get that diamond-studded. (CelebNewsWire)

Paris Hilton, a Bikini, a Shower, and No Modesty

December 28, 2006 @ 3:04 pm
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Paris Hilton is an attention whore. Who else do you know who could turn a day at the beach in what ostensibly amounts to a 1980s Rock video?

Paris hit Bondi Beach in Syndey, Australia with her bikini, bodyguard, and buddy Kim Kardashian, plus tons of photographers. But as if just traipsing around in her bikini wasn't enough, Paris had to get all wet at the open shower stand. I can just hear the Van Halen music in the background.

I feel sorry for her bodyguard. Getting paid to make sure that Paris Hilton stays safe has to be the most frustrating job in the world. Here's hoping that giant hole in the Ozone layer over Australia does a number on Paris.

Lots more slutty Paris Hilton bikini pictures after the jump.

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This Pamela Anderson Upskirt was Unavoidable

December 28, 2006 @ 4:37 am
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In terms of novelty, Pamela Anderson upskirt pictures don't rank very high, because it is Pamela Anderson after all. But what they lack in originality, they more than make up for in terms of sheer inevitability.

Whereas a Britney Spears upskirt, a Paris Hilton upskirt, or even a Linsday Lohan upskirt, could easily be avoided with a quick skirt check, and maybe a few less drinks, this Pamela Anderson upskirt was going to happen no matter what.

You can blame Physics, or the Champaigne, or the fact that Pamela's wearing what has to be one of the sluttiest outfits ever, but whatever explanation you choose, there's no denying that a skirt that short will never stay down for very long. It hardly even covers her ass when she's standing.

But that's Pam for you. At least she's wearing matching underwear.

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