Monthly Archives: October 2006

Bye Bye Bob

October 31, 2006 @ 5:53 pm

Bob Barker is leaving The Price is Right after 35 years. (DListed)

Victoria Beckham wants to be a Lady. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony had the best Halloween costumes this year. (Pink is the New Blog)

Best. Halloween Costume. Ever. Now with video! (CollegeHumor)

Chris Klein definitely doesn't have the best Halloween costume ever. (IDLYITW)

Sumner Redstone is still bashing Tom Cruise. (Popsugar)

Alessandra Ambrosio is the hotness. (Popoholic)

The outlook is bleak for Studio 60. (A Socialite's Life)

Brangelina still at it in India. (Just Jared)

You could cut the tension between Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe with a plastic butter knife. (CityRag)

Kevin Federine will never make a difference. Not even in Africa. (Hollywood Rag)

Is Abbie Cornish the Reason why Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe Split?

October 31, 2006 @ 3:25 pm
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It probably isn't most people's first choice as the way to achieve widespread fame and recognition, but being the other woman in a celebrity relationship meltdown is as good a way as any to get your name out there. So, Abbie Cornish, welcome to the spotlight.

Pink is the New Blog, reveals that Ryan Phillippe was seen cheating on Reese Witherspoon with his Stop Loss costar, Australian cutie, Abbie Cornish.

My friends and I went to Kenichi in downtown Austin on Tuesday night and sat 2 tables away from Phillippe and an extremely attractive blonde (not Reese). The couple had a partition placed around their table soon after they arrived but we could still see their legs intertwined under the table and as we left could see them clearly making out behind the partition.

And according to The National Enquirer, Reese found Ryan's blackberry with some very incriminating messages on it.

Reese discovered Ryan's messages when she accompanied him to New York for the premiere of his movie "Flags of Our Fathers" on Oct. 16.

At the premiere the couple smiled and posed for photos together, "but when they got back to the hotel, Reese found Ryan's BlackBerry, which he'd carelessly left in the bathroom -- and she read it," said the source.

"Ryan was caught red-handed. All he could say was he didn't mean what he'd written to the other woman."

So, is it true? Probably. Does it matter? Maybe if you care about these kinds of things. All I know is, Abbie Cornish is about to become the new Sienna Miller, and at least Ryan won't be sleeping alone...

Here's Abbie Cornish and Ryan Phillippe on the set of their film.

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Jessica Simpson is a Hungry Hungry Hippo

October 31, 2006 @ 12:37 pm
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Jessica Simpson may be annoying, and a little dumb, but if there's one thing she isn't, it's anorexic. In a world of celebrities who are thinner than the credit cards they use to buy all their laxitives and cut their coke lines, it's nice to see a girl like Jessica Simpson who still has some meat on her bones.

And while it's nice to know that Jessica Simpson isn't afraid of a good, hearty meal, it would be even better if she maybe chewed with her mouth closed.

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Kate Bosworth is Shopping for… Food?

October 31, 2006 @ 11:43 am
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Kate Bosworth's groceries are double-bagged (paper and plastic. WTF!?), so it's pretty hard to see what she bought, but I have a hard time believing that any of it is food.

Actually, given the rate at which Kate Bosworth is disappearing from the Earth, I wouldn't be surprised if all she bought was bottled watter and laxitives. But who knows, maybe she's got 20 boxes of Hungry Man dinners.

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if Kate was buying prune juice, denture adhesive, and Depends. I've never seen anything like it before, but Kate Bosworth has gone from having the cutest baby-face ever, to the droopy, sagging face of an old lady, and she's only 23-years-old.

Once again, I beg, somebody, please get Kate Bosworth a cheeseburger.

More pictures of Kate Bosworth after the jump.

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Paris Hilton Likes Eating More Than F!@#ing

October 31, 2006 @ 3:06 am
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For someone who is almost single-handedly responsible for the spread of Herpes in Hollywood, Paris Hilton sure talks a lot about not having sex. Earlier, she claimed she would abstain from sex for the foreseeable future, and now she claims she'd rather eat and watch TV than have sex. According to PR Inside, Paris told Seventeen magazine that guys expect her to put out, while all she wants to do is eat.

People shouldn't judge me and assume that's how I am.

I get in so many fights with guys who are like, "In public, you are the sexiest sex symbol, but you're not sexual at all at home."

I'm like, "Whatever, shut up. I don't wanna be." I'd rather watch a movie or Lost, or like, eat.

Who would have thought? You put out one sex tape, and suddenly everyone thinks you're a slut. And while Paris' claims, if true, are definitely good for the prevention of the spread of Herpes, for some reason, I'm just not buying it.

Then again, it wouldn't surprise me to find out that Paris Hilton is the biggest tease in the world either.

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Halloween Roundup

October 30, 2006 @ 5:27 pm

Madonna's new baby: David Banda Mwale Ciccone Ritchie. This kid is gonna be so screwed up. (Popsugar)

The Halloween costume isn't the reason Hilary Duff looks ugly. (Hollywood Tuna)

So, was Paris Hilton supposed to be a slutty cop for Halloween, or a slutty, coked-out cop? (Pink is the New Blog)

Coolest. Halloween Costume. Ever. (CollegeHumor)

Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham are no longer friends. They're probably both better off. (DListed)

Kristin Cavallari has got some sexy legs. (Popoholic)

Ben Affleck is supporting Barack Obama. Wait a minute, don't candidates lose after Ben Affleck joins the team? (A Socialite's Life)

Oh no! Dolly Parton's going to eat Dakota Fanning! (CityRag)

Brandon Davis still thinks that "Firecrotch" joke is funny. (MollyGood)

Bill Maher's Halloween costume isn't very nice. (Hollywood Rag)

Reese Witherspoon is Soon to be Single

October 30, 2006 @ 3:05 pm
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Don't Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe look happy? Actually, no, they don't, and for good reason. TMZ has recevied confirmation that Reese, and husband of seven years, Ryan are separating. It also looks like Reese has gone out and spoken with divorce lawyers too.

We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time.

All things considered, though, these two made it really far by Hollywood standards. I'm pretty sure that celebrity marriages work on the same principle as dog years, so for every one year of regular human marriage, a celebrity marriage actually experiences seven years. So, by that math, Reese and Ryan made it almost 50 years together. Now that's something to be proud of.

Anyway, now that Reese is about to be single, there's only one thing to say: I got dibs.

More pictures of Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe after the jump.

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