Monthly Archives: August 2006

Pre-MTV VMA Links

August 31, 2006 @ 5:35 pm

It takes more than putting Pamela Anderson in a music video for Kanye West to get a nomination from MTV. (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen Stefani won't be at the MTV awards either. It looks like her ego is as big as Kanye's. (IDLYITW)

Hilary Duff wants you to know she cares. (Pink is the New Blog)

Donald Trump to Carolyn Kepcher: You're Fired! (A Socialite's Life)

Justin Timberlake is #1 on the charts. I guess we should just be happy that Paris Hilton isn't. (Just Jared)

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore are BFFs. (DListed)

Penelope Cruz is still defending Tom Cruise. (Popsugar)

Why would anyone want to sleep with Courtney Love? (Hollywood Rag)

I've always said that Paris Hilton looks like a bird. An emu if you want to be specific. (CityRag)

Before they were stars: It's Kevin Connolly, "E" from Entourage, in a Rocky movie. (CollegeHumor)

And because the MTV Video Music Awards are on tonight, here are some funny videos you should check out of the Moonman up to his old tricks. Namely Watch the Video »

There is Nothing Unnecessary About a Scarlett Johansson Sex Scene

August 31, 2006 @ 6:29 am
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It's official. Movie critics are dumb. According to ContactMusic, after screenings of Scarlett Johansson's latest film The Black Dahlia, many critics complained that they could not concentrate after seeing Scarlett's steamy sex scene.

Scarlett Johansson has angrily dismissed claims her steamy sex scene in new movie The Black Dahlia is an unnecessary distraction. In the film, Johansson enjoys a sizzling romp with Hartnett and critics have complained they found it difficult to concentrate following the raunchy scene.

The blonde star retorts, "Of course it's nice to be considered sexy, as a young woman in my prime. But I try not to think about the sexiness. And I never think about it being distracting from a scene."

Now, let me get this straight. The critics don't want to see Scarlett Johansson getting all hot and sweaty on a 30-foot screen? They think that sort of thing ruins a movie? What they're not saying is that they basically couldn't get their hard-ons under control, and probably had to sit very awkwardly for the rest of the screening.

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Jessica Simpson is Lucky She’s Pretty

August 31, 2006 @ 5:52 am
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Well, after wearing two of the most ridiculous outfits I've ever seen (see: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are Doing it), it looks like Jessica Simpson is back to actually looking hot. Not that she wasn't pretty in those moronic outfits, but here she's looking great overall.

Of course, it's too bad her intelligence can't be improved upon as easily as her wardrobe. Between holding up that stupid sign saying "I lost my voice," making stupid faces, and never actually closing her mouth, you tend to get the feeling that what few brain cells Jessica Simpson has left, she's using full time just to keep herself from falling on her ass.

Now take those brain cells and put them in rollerskates...

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So there you have it. One of the most famous pop stars in the world, damn near falling on her ass every two seconds. Is this really the best we can do?

It's a really good thing she's pretty. Anyway, there are a ton more pictures of Jessica Simpson after the jump, so be sure to check those out.

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Beyonce Nipple Slip… Well, Almost

August 31, 2006 @ 5:25 am
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So when is a nipple slip not a nipple slip? When it's stopped short by Beyonce's double-sided tape. And while her protective measure didn't quite do the full job it was meant to, it did work for about 99% of the time.

That is to say, if you look real close in this barely there nipple slip picture, you can see that Beyonce's tape is struggling to hold on to the inside of her dress, and is itself slipping off her nipple. Of course, you still can't see much at all.

So, go ahead, investigate the pictures, and wonder longingly of what might have been. You can also check out more pictures from this almost Beyonce nipple slip after the jump.

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How Many Licks Does it Take?

August 30, 2006 @ 5:45 pm

Rosario Dawson is licking panties. I don't know why, and I don't care. (Popoholic)

Jessica Biel really loves to walk her dogs. (Hollywood Tuna)

Trent from Pink is the New Blog is hanging out with all the celebs at the MTV Awards. Are you jealous? I am. (Pink is the New Blog)

Entourage has officially jumped the shark. Why? Kevin Federline will guest star. (IDLYITW)

I'm not saying John Travolta's gay. Let's just call it really friendly. (A Socialite's Life)

Guy Richie might have a point in asking Madonna not to take their kids on tour. A little bit of normality in their lives probably wouldn't hurt. (Just Jared)

Getting called "fat butt" by Michael Jackson must really suck. (DListed)

Vince Vaughn is getting less pudgy. (Popsugar)

Forgetting your own lyrics is just the first sign. Maybe Mick Jagger to quit touring before he needs to perform from one of those old-folks scooters. (Hollywood Rag)

Not only is Kid Rock really ugly, but he's got a small head too. (CityRag)

In a scene reminiscent of the Naked Gun 1, CNN accidentally leaves reporter Kyra Phillips' mic on while she's in the bathroom.. (CollegeHumor)

Midweek Videos – Celebrity Stupidity

August 30, 2006 @ 2:10 pm

No, it's not the weekend yet, but these videos from TMZ were just too funny, so I had to share. There's even a little theme going on with these videos. In each one, a stupid celebrity shows just how lame they really are.

Video is no longer availableFirst off, watch as Tara Reid gets totally snubbed when trying to jump the line at Hollywood nightclub Hyde. Best part: When former best bud Paris Hilton saunters in while Tara has to wait in line.

Video is no longer availableNext up is this little birthday greating to Maddox Jolie-Pitt, from adoptive, and estranged grandfather John Voight. Maybe it's just the old age, or maybe it's the fact that Angelina Jolie and her father don't speak, but

Video is no longer availableAnd lastly, here's my personal favourite. Watch as Jeremy Piven let's Billy Bush of Access Hollywood know just how big of a tool he really is. It's a lot of fun watching .

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer Are Doing It

August 30, 2006 @ 12:48 pm
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So, the big news today is that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are the new hot Hollywood couple. You may remember John Mayer from such one hit wonders as "Your Body is a Wonderland" and, hmm.... Moving along, People magazine claims they have a source who revealed the top secrety news.

"She's tiptoeing back into the dating world," a source tells PEOPLE. "It's the first stage. She's never been happier."

Simpson is currently in New York promoting her new album, A Public Affair, which was released Tuesday - although a bruised vocal cord has quashed any planned performances.

Similarly, Mayer had to cancel his Hartford, Conn., appearance with Crow on Saturday due to laryngitis, the Associated Press reported.

See that? They both have throat problems. That totally means they're doing it. But I think the real news is what the hell Jessica Simpson is wearing. She visited TRL yesterday, and she wore these two ridiculous outfits. I truly don't understand. Did she lose her sight along with her voice?

Anyway, there are lots more pictures of Jessica Simpson looking ridiculous after the jump.

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