Monthly Archives: April 2006

Weekend Links

Now you can play with Elisha Cuthbert all you want. Well, in digital form, anyway. (Hollywood Tuna)

Pete Doherty is a sick, sick freak. (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Tom Cruise a liar? Probably. Is he a tool? Definitely. (A Socialite's Life)

Britney Spears is actually 5 months pregnant. Wouldn't it have been better to admit it from the start, rather then let people think you're a fat pig? (DListed)

Daniel Baldwin, one of the lesser Baldwin brothers was arrested for cocaine possession. Well, what do you expect from a Baldwin? (Popsugar)

Charlie Sheen is denying the accusations that he's a crazy, abusive, drugged-out, child-porn freak. Well, wouldn't you? (IDLYITW)

So, naturally, you'd think that now probably isn't the best time for Charlie Sheen to be launching a clothing line for kids. (Hollywood Rag)

The Jolie-Pitt family continues to draw attention to Namibia. Maybe they should do something usefull like go to Darfur. (Just Jared)

At least George Clooney is doing something to bring attention to Darfur. (Defamer)

Rosie O'Donnell joins The View. Now even more reasons why not to watch. (Gawker)

Celebrity impersonators can be really creepy. Of course, so can real celebrities. (CityRag)

Alex Rodriguez isn't helping with those rumors. (CollegeHumor)

Lindsay Lohan and Brett Ratner Dunzo?

I think it's pretty gross that Lindsay Lohan and Brett Ratner were ever involved. I mean, of all the young, good looking actors and models in Hollywood, what could possess Lindsay Lohan, arguably the most sought-after actress right now to slum it with some overweight hack director? It's undignified, not that dignity has really been Lindsay's strong suit. But what worse than dating Brett Ratner, how about being snubbed by Brett Ratner after having dated him. Yes, according to Star Magazine, the couple are seemingly on the outs, as Ratner snubbed Lindsay at a recent Victoria's Secret party he hosted.

Looks like the romance between producer Brett Ratner and Lindsay Lohan may be already on the rocks! The self-described playboy hosted a Victoria's Secret lingerie party at his Hollywood Hills home Tuesday night, and it was a who's-who of celebrities on the guest list.

And though Lindsay made her grand entrance around 11:45 pm, as the party was in full swing, her boy Brett barely seemed to notice! "Lindsay roamed the house, then headed downstairs to play pool," a party guest tells Star. "She hardly interacted with Brett at all. He was off flirting with all the Victoria's Secret models!"

In fact, Brett was so taken with the models, that he allowed them to prance around his expensive home with their very high heeled shoes on -- even though all other guests, including Lindsay, were instructed to go shoeless so his carpets wouldn't get dirty.

"I even asked Brett why the models got to keep their shoes on -- if it was because he considered them his girlfriends or something," our source says. "And he said, 'Well, I do have many girlfriends!'

Many girlfriends? How does this guy even get a date. I guess being a rich Hollywood director has it's perks, including perky Victoria's Secret models. Of course, Lindsay is pretty perky herself, but even Lindsay Lohan would have a tough time competing against a room full of models in high heels. You try it sometime, it's not easy.

More Lindsay Lohan pictures after the jump.

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Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler Back… Upskirt!? Really? Mischa Barton Upskirt?

So when I first cam across these pictures of Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler out at lunch, I thought to myself, "wait a minute, aren't they dunzo?" Yes, I actually used the word "dunzo." What?

Of course, then I looked a bit closer at the photos, and realized you can see all the way up Mischa Barton's skirt. Oh yes, my friends, those are indeed a Mischa Barton upskirt pictures. Mind you, her cellulite doesn't exactly make for the most appealing photos. But, in the celebrity gossip blog world, we take what we can get.

So are Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler back together? Maybe. It looks like it. They are making out. Dude, you can totally see up her dress. Oh, and yeah, it is a really ugly dress.

Check out more pictures of Mischa Barton and her greased out boyfriend after the jump. I must say, she does look rather pretty.

Previously:
Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler are Dunzo

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Avril Lavigne is So Punk

Avril Lavigne is a funny girl. Not Ha-Ha funny, but funny in that way that she makes you laugh when she does the stupid things that she does. You know, like flipping the double bird to a line of paparazzi photographers on the red carpet. Sure she's dressed up all pretty for the event, and she's even done some fashion modelling, but she definitely doesn't want you to forget her roots of riding skateboards through the mall, and being, well, punk. That's right deep down at heart, Avril Lavigne is a punk. What? You thought it was an act? But she's wearing black nailpolish.

More Avril Lavigne pictures after the jump, looking cute, not punk.

Previously:
Avril Lavigne is a (Ford) Model
Avril Lavigne Wants to Model
Avril Lavigne Bazaar Photos
Avril Lavigne is Oh So Glamourous

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Scarlette Johansson Goes Brunette

They say blondes have more fun, but a good brunette is just as good, and Scarlett Johansson is a good example of that. Of course, Scarlett would probably look good with any hairstyle, but that's another matter. Of course, she's only gone brunette for her new movie, The Nanny Diaries, which is currently being shot in New York. Here she is on set at Columbia University.

Oh, and there are a few more pictures after the jump of Scarlett Johansson and her costar, Chris Evans kissing in one scene.

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Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God.

Halle Berry has got some funny looking fans. (Popsugar)

Jenny McCarthy is a writer now? Um, Okay. (Hollywood Tuna)

Sure, Sharon Stone is crazy, but not that crazy. (Defamer)

David Spade dishes on that whole Heather Locklear / Denise Richards thing. (A Socialite's Life)

Looks like Britney Spears didn't go to her husband's little show. I think it's cuz he sucks. (IDLYITW)

Obviously, Nicole Richie doesn't spend much when she goes out to "eat." (Hollywood Rag)

Unsurprisingly, Angelina Jolie was rated most beautiful by People magazine. (Just Jared)

While Jennifer Lopez was rated the most beautiful person in People magazine. Well, the Spanish version, anyway. (Pink is the New Blog)

David Bowie's looking a little bit bloated. (Dlisted)

So, what's Eddy Murphy up to these days? (CityRag)

Snoop Dogg started a riot at Heathrow airport in London. (Yeeeah!)

Why isn't the war in Iraq going very well? Maybe it's because the troops are getting beaten up my monkeys. (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Alba Nipple Slip. Almost.

Okay, so it's just bearly visible, but if you really look hard, you can maybe see a bit of Jessica Alba's nipple. While not exactly a full nipple slip, in a slight wardrobe malfunction, Jessica's dress strap slipped off revealing her see-through bra, and whatever your imagination can see underneath.

Sure, these pictures don't show as much as the last Jessica Alba nipple slip, but since it is Jessica Alba, well, she could be wearing a parka, and I'd still post pictures of her.

More Jessica Alba pictures after the jump. No nipples in those, but she still looks great.

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