Monthly Archives: December 2005

All That Good Stuff

December 30, 2005 @ 4:11 pm

Lindsay Lohan hops from L.A. to New York to Miami in one day. And the Papz are their the whole time. (Pink is the New Blog)

Michael Jackson is so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so scary. (A Socialite's Life)

Two ex-Spice Girls seen together. Must mean a reunion. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, aka Vaughniston, are still going strong. (Just Jared)

Then again, maybe not that strong. (Jossip)

Angelina Jolie seems to be actually pregnant. I guess she can throw out those practise kids of hers. (Perez Hilton)

Kelly Osbourne looks like her dog. (Hollywood Rag)

Kate Moss and child hit Aspen. (Popsugar)

Brad Pitt was totally dissed by Courtney Cox. (Yeeeah!)

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures from Miami

December 30, 2005 @ 7:11 am
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Lindsay Lohan is in Miami for New Year's (right next door to Wilmer...), and what else is there to do but kill time getting a tan. Now just keep in mind that Lindsay's sister is only 12-years-old, so please, direct your attention squarely at Lindsay.

I know these Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures are all small and watermarked, but I didn't feel like waiting on this one. I'll get better pics as soon as possible. More pictures after the jump, as always.

Update: Bigger pictures have now been added, and I've moved the smaller ones after the jump.

And look: More Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures from Miami, and Even More Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures from Miami.

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Nicole Kidman to Marry a Cocaine Addict?

December 30, 2005 @ 5:59 am
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The Sun is reporting that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban may get married this weekend, in an attempt to beat Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to the punch.

A pal of Nicole said: "She wants to do it before the year is out -- to have it over and done with before Tom Cruise has his big day. Invitations have gone out and the wedding's happening this coming weekend."

But according to Urban's ex-girlfriend, Laura Sigler, he's not the commitment type. The clearly bitter ex is tells The Sun (via MSNBC) that Urban has commitment problems and cocaine addiction:

Nicole and Keith might date for a while -- but it won't last very long. I don't know her but I know him very well. There were a lot of lows with the drugs. I don't have any dark past -- he was probably the darkest part, but I'm on my own now and I'm happy about that.

So that's one rush wedding. A commitment phobic groom. And a history of drug abuse. Yeah, this one's gonna last...

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Way Too Much Britney Spears

December 29, 2005 @ 8:01 pm

Surf's up for Uma Thurman. (Just Jared)

Cindy Crawford's kid has a bad attitude. (A Socialite's Life)

Take a look back at the year in Spederline. Gross. (Pink is the New Blog)

And as that wasn't enough to make you hate her, check out Britney Spears' ridiculously huge house. (Hollywood Rag)

And she wants more kids. When will it end!? (CelebNewsWire)

Billy Zane is a complete tool. (Hollywood Tuna)

Frankie Muniz is engaged? WTF!? (Perez Hilton)

Seriously, someone tell me what the deal is with Kristin Cavalleri, and why she's gonna be on Veronica Mars and in an Al Pacino movie? (Popsugar)

Tom Cruise was dorky as a kid too. (CityRag)

Janice Dickinson is getting her own show on Oxygen. I wonder if she knows you can't get high from that kind of oxygen? (Glitterati)

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Naomi Watts: Engaged? Pregnant? Bond Girl?

December 29, 2005 @ 6:00 am
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Where to begin with all the Naomi Watts rumours?

First, there are the engagement rumours. Hollywood.com reports that Watts and boyfriend, Liev Shreiber, are more than ready to take the next step in their relationship, and have already gotten engaged. The couple are trying to maintain their privacy, but with Naomi's new-found stardom, that's not so easy anymore.

A source says, "Naomi not only said yes, but she wants to get married as soon, and as secretly, as possible.

"Liev doesn't want to waste any time. He is absolutely thrilled Naomi is going to marry him. He says it's something he's been wishing for almost since their first date. And he's already told her that he wants to have lots of babies. Right away!"

Second, the Sydney Morning Herald is speculating that Watts is pregnant, after she was spotted visiting a Chinese herbalist and acupuncture specialist, Lily Liu, who is also famous around Sydney as being a specialist in fertility.

And last, but certainly not least (like the cliche?), Naomi Watts is the latest in a long line of starlets being sought out to for the role of the latest Bond Girl, according to The Sun. Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, and Scarlett Johansson have already turned down the role. Of course, there are still rumours that Jessica Simpson may be the next Bond Girl.

Naomi, 37, has already had a phone call from Bond team Eon Productions inviting her to be Russian vixen Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale. They want her to do a screen test in the New Year.

Damn, looks like Naomi's got a lot going on. If she wants her career to stay on track, though, she should stay as far away as possible from anything that has to do with James Bond.

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More Natalie Portman Pictures from V for Vendetta

December 29, 2005 @ 4:23 am

Those marketing guys at Warner Brothers sure know how to sell a movie. Then again, when the star is Natalie Portman, it shouldn't be that hard. He are some more promotional pictures of Natalie Portman from V for Vendetta. Of course, those marketing guys probably won't be very happy if I don't mention that V for Vendetta opens March 17, 2006.

Check out more from Egotastic! on V for Vendetta.

Update: Okay, so those marketing guys asked me to take down the pictures (yeah, that was unexpected). But stay tuned, as they will be back up ASAP.

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Paris Hilton Digging for Crabs

 
December 29, 2005 @ 4:01 am
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Paris Hilton was recently spotted relaxing on the beach in a bikini with her sister Nicky. Not a ground-breaking event, I know. And, honestly, the picture below isn't that ground-breaking either. Why not? Because it's a picture of Paris Hilton reaching under her bikini bottoms to scratch her crotch. In public. See, I told you. Not surprising.

This particular Paris Hilton picture may not quite be safe for work.

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