Monthly Archives: October 2005

Celebrity Halloween Highlights

Tyra Banks is Paris Hilton (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton is a skank. So that technically isn't a Halloween costume, right? (Popsugar)

Christina Aguilera is a slutty nurse. So I guess she's just a nurse. (IDLYITW)

Everyday is Halloween for the Pussycat Dolls. Because most of them are men. (HollywoodTuna)

This Celebrity Halloween brought to you by plastic surgery. (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan’s Bathroom Antics

According to Defamer and a news tip from one of it's readers, Lindsay Lohan was spotted in the Ladies room of a Los Angeles restaurant with a male companion.

Um, last night the new brunette lindsay lohan came out of a bathroom stall at teddy's(new bar inside the roosevelt), i tried to go into it after, but alas there was someone still in there-a man! in the ladies room! with lindsay! what were they doing?

I'll give you three guesses. If you still can't get it, maybe Lindsay's new album cover is more your speed.

Superman II Richard Donner Special Edition DVD

If you're a die-hard Superman fan, you may already know about the rumoured "Donner Cut" of Superman II. If not here's a quick bit of movie history: Richard Donner shot 60% of Superman II, but was later replaced by Richard Lester who promptly ruined the film.

Well, Dreamwatch magazine has a reported that Richard Donner is now on board to helm a Special Edition DVD of Superman II which would finally see the restoration of the film back to the original cut Donner intended.

Check out a scan of the Dreamwatch article provided by Superman Homepage below, and for the full history of Superman II and it's production woes, visit Superman Cinema.

Star Wars DVD Easter Egg: Yoda Dance

The DVD for Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith comes out tomorrow (Yay!), but it looks like an easter egg clip from the disc has made it's way onto the internet a little early. The clip features Jedi Master Yoda dancing and singing a hip-hop song, while clonetroopers stand behind him and bob their heads. It's a fun little clip so take a look.

Yoda Dance

Weekend Links

Hilary Duff looks like a man. (HollywoodTuna)

Jessica Simpson has the best cleavage. (IDLYITW)

Janice Dickinson rips off Top Model. (Perez Hilton)

Jennifer Garner works through her pregnancy. (Just Jared)

Insanity plea won't be a stretch for Phil Spector. (CityRag)

Kimberly Stewart has no fashion sense. (A Socialite's Life)

Lindsay Lohan's high school yearbook photo. (Yeeeah!)

Ben Afleck looks like a Pornstar. (Popsugar)

Nicole Richie could do with a sandwich. (Hollywood Rag)

Jessica Alba Likes Porn

Even though her publicists deny it (which usually means it's true), Jessica Alba may have a bit of a thing for the adult entertainment. That's right, Jessica Alba likes porn, reports the National Enquirer. They're legit, right? Here's what they had to say on the matter:

Male browsers at Hollywood's Red Hot Video store did a disbelieving double-take, says a source, when sexy Fantastic Four hottie JESSICA ALBA sashayed in and headed straight for the kinky korner, where she made these selections: Fetish Factor 2, Neo Pornographia, Latex... and a spanking vid titled Fetish Island!

So, not only does Jessica Alba watch porn, but she likes the Fetish titles. Excellent.

Sienna Miller and Ethan Hawke Dating?

In Ethan's dreams, maybe... According to Lainey's "sources," Ethan Hawke has been trying to get at the newly single Sienna Miller by way of their agents. That's right, Ethan's apparently too "shy" to do the heavy lifting, so he has tasked his agent to get things going. So, who's paying who in this sordid Hollywood transaction? Details here and here.