Monthly Archives: May 2005

New Coldplay Album Leaked

May 31, 2005 @ 5:33 pm

In not so surprising news, yet another highly anticipated album has it the file-sharing networks before it's official release. This time, the album in question is Coldplay's "X & Y," which is scheduled for release June 6th.

You can read about it more at NME, or listen to a preview at MTV. But if you are so inclined, a simple search may yield some nice results.

Paris Engaged to Paris

 
May 31, 2005 @ 4:25 am
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In what may just be the most egocentric (and definitely not Egotastic!) marriage of all time, Paris Hilton is set to marry boyfriend, and Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. How fucked up is that!? Paris and Paris. Come on.

Personally, I hope they both remain heirs forever, and never actually cash in on their family fortunes, cause why should they. I think they'd crumble under the responsibility. Ponder this: In the unlikely event that she takes his last name, the couple will literally be Mr. and Mrs. Paris Latsis. (via Yahoo! News)

To make up for this piece of ridiculous news, here are some fun Paris Hilton nipple slip pictures.

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DVDs Are Fun

May 31, 2005 @ 3:54 am

DVDs are fun, because when there's nothing on TV, you can still watch something. This week's releases feature some classic Marlon Brando, James Dean, and Steve McQueen collections, plus a special edition DVD of McQueen's Bullit. Best of all, though, is a collector's edition release of American Graffiti. The disc has some nice extras, but most importantly, showcases the directing talents of George Lucas in the film that eventually made Star Wars possible.

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Stop Taking Pictures of Natalie Portman

May 30, 2005 @ 4:58 am
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As a celebrity, Natalie Portman must deal with Paraparazzi photographers damn near everywhere she goes, so you'd think she'd be used to it by now. Well she isn't, so stop it! But don't really, cuz pictures like these are fun.

Minor Update: In continuing the celeb vs. photog news, Trent has an awesome picture of Sienna Miller freaking out at the paparazzi.

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New Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Trailer

May 27, 2005 @ 3:11 pm

A new trailer for Charlie and the Chocolate factory is up at Moviefone. I think this looks like the movie that might finally redeem Tim Burton's career, and Johnny Depp is perfect.

Also, doesn't Charlie's grandfather (or is it uncle?) look like Gerry from the Pixar short?

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Where Did Lindsay Lohan Go?

May 27, 2005 @ 12:23 am
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Lindsay Lohan used to be hot. In fact, she used to be just about the hottest girl in Hollywood. It was pretty clear that you graph the rise of her career solely relative to the size of her breasts. It's sad to say, but I think the reverse will be true as well. If you don't believe me, jsut take a look at these Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures.

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Shannen Doherty Already Fired

May 26, 2005 @ 5:01 pm
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Wow! Her new show hasn't even gone into production, and Shannen Doherty has already gotten herself fired. Way to go! Now that's how you build a career in hollywood. Next stop: "The Surreal Life."

I think the only reason she was hired was based on these photos from People magazine, but what do I know. Everything, that's what!