This is new. It's always weird to wake up to a new celebrity romance, and think to yourself: "where the hell have I been?" and "what's Tom Cruise got that I don't?"
Well, right now one of those things is Katie Holmes.
My sneeking suspicion, however, is that this publicist's wet dream is merely that; a cold contrived tabloid relationship, maneuvered to sell more "Batman Begins" and "War of the Worlds" shwag.
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The O.C. on The CTV
"Canada's watching The O.C. on CTV."
And the U.S.A. isn't, 'cuz y'all got stuck watching Bush stump for social security reforms.
Oh well.