It's the eyes, right?
Trying to narrow down exactly why Zooey Deschanel so captures the hearts and minds and loins of so many dudes, so much so that even yours truly snuck into an OB/GYN doctor's office just to snatch a copy of this month's Marie Claire magazine to share with the lot of you the lust of Zooey Deschanel.
No, she'll never take her clothes off, but I guarantee you will be doing that with your mind within moments of spying these photos. Enjoy.
Lindsay Lohan hits up the morgue. (GossipCenter)
Damn it, Kaley Cuoco. (HuffPost)
Courtney Stodden gets kicked out of the pumpkin patch. (FoxNews)
Mad Men without January Jones. (CollegeHumor)
Our favorite hipster hottie, Zooey Deschanel. (GlobalGrind)
Selena Gomez vs. Demi Lovato. (Idolator)
Aisha Tyler latest gig. (LaineyGossip)
If you be a Zooey Deschanel, she's quirky cute and I want to spawn children with her kind of guy, you're probably really digging Zooey's rise to newfound popularity in The New Girl, if for no other reason than all the new promotional and magazine pictures pimping her show, not to mention some nice on-set candids with a little pushed up cleavage from the typically super-conservative thespianic. Somewhere under that hipster counter-culture ditzy chick lies the boobs of a tigress hot chick. We can only hope there is more to reveal. Enjoy.
Julianne Hough flashes some sweet cleavage. (Celebuzz)
Emma Watson, natural hottie. (HuffPo)
Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian each get Lucky. (FoxNews)
Birthday girl, Kate Winslet, hottest movie scenes. (Celebuzz)
Meet the Israeli Snookie. (TMZ)
Lara Stone sexy bondage pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)
Zooey Deschanel is definitely not a robot sent to destroy the human race. (CollegeHumor)
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Egotastic
Zooey Deschanel Provides a Bit of Ogle Worthiness At Fox Upfronts
The 'upfronts' are when the networks bring out all their stars of current and upcoming shows, dresses them in brand family friendly outfits, and parades them in front of sponsors and advertisers in N.Y. and I'm guessing everybody sits through it with a smile until such time as they can get back to the hookers and Heinekens back in their hotel rooms where the real deals are going down.
And, they're a bunch of trumped up boringness. So, it was with great leer-appreciation that quirky hot Zooey Deschanel showed up in the monkey parade flashing a nice bit of pushed up cleavage, a sweaty semi-ogle-gasmic break from the ordinary to the quite stare-worthy.
Men are simple creatures. I'm glad that Zooey Deschanel gets that. Enjoy.
ON RARE OCCASION, ZOOEY LETS UP PEEK AT HER LUST-INDUCING CLEAVE