Winona Ryder

Winona Ryder: Nude Cartoon

Despite whatever shoplifting or other possible scandals she's been involved in, two things remain true about Winona Ryder: She's a good actress, and she has amazing breasts. And in her new film, A Scanner Darkly, you will get to see both of those things (or should I say all three of those things?). According to Cinematical, Winona Ryder is nude in A Scanner Darkly, except she isn't really.

You see, the movie itself has real actors, but they have been animated over to achieve a surreal cartoon feel, while maintaining the original performances of the actors. And even though Winona Ryder does appear topless in the film, there was no real nude Winona Ryder to begin with. Here's what animator Mike Stovall said in an interview with Winona Ryder News Channel.

There are a couple of scenes in which Winona is topless. I'm sorry to have to break this to you but she filmed the scenes with an exercise top on. The animators had to "imagine" what her specific attributes might look like. So there wont be any bootleg video floating around of nude Winona.

So that's that I guess. If you want to see Winona Ryder naked for real, you're either going to have to become a stalker, or wait till her next scandal cripples her movie career again, making turning a nude scene a last desperate attempt at a comeback.

Until then, here is the trailer for A Scanner Darkly, plus some pictures of Winona Ryder in a fairly revealing dress to keep you "occupied." More pictures after the jump.

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Vanity Fair Oscar Party Mega Picture Post

While everybody else is going crazy over the act that Brokeback Mountain lost the Best Picture award, I really couldn't care less. I think it's amazing how Hollywood has convinced us that these awards shows matter in way at all, but they have, so you have to at least give them credit for that.

No, I think award shows are ridiculous, and they invariably suck. Thankfully, award shows also mean parties, and parties mean more pictures of hot celebrities in sexy dresses. It's crazy how these actresses manage to change from one dress to another so quickly. It's almost like Clark Kent ripping off one evening gown, to reveal Superman dressed in another gown underneath. How's that for Brokeback!?

My personal favourite in this bunch is Kate Bosworth, but you can check out all the lovelies this year from the Vanity Fair Oscar Party after the jump, and stay tuned for more Oscar party pictures on the way.
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Oh, Winona…

It looks like Winona Ryder is back to her old tricks. In what FemaleFirst is calling an "Alleged Payment Oversight," it seems that Ms. Ryder "forgot" to pay for some items she was still wearing.

The Hollywood actress, who three years ago stole [$1700]-worth of clothes from a Beverly Hills store, reportedly walked out of the trendy Shabon shop wearing the [$30] brown suede boots and [$10] belt.

But sources claim they weren't paid for until eight days later, when the star's assistant returned and put the items on her own credit card.

A shop assistant named Kelly claims Winona bought [$100]-worth of clothes, but neglected to pay for the boots and belt.

She told Britain's News of the World newspaper: "I don't understand Winona at all. She made a big show of spending [$100] in the store, and seemed to risk everything by taking a cheap pair of boots and a [$10] belt."

Tsk Tsk, Winona. (via A Socialite's Life)

Winona Ryder, Sex Maniac

According to Female First, Winona Ryder has been dumped by her boyfriend Jay Kay (or Jay Gay, as Dave says) of Jamiroquai, because of her insatiable appetite for sex.

Yeah. That's just the worst problem in the world. Your superhot, megafamous girlfriend wants to have sex all the time. Boo hoo. Putz.

Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay says sexy Winona Ryder wore him out with her non "stop demands for sex".

He confessed: "She has these enormous breasts - bigger than they look on film.

"She did have this habit of constantly wanting to play hide the sausage. It was exhausting.".

Jay Kay is right about one thing, though. Winona Ryder's breasts are spectacular.