Uma Thurman

READER FINDS: Nip Slip on ‘The Bachelor’, Jennifer Garner Sideboob, Monica Bellucci Nip Peeks, Uma Thurman Nekkid, and Much More…

 

Yep, it's our very favorite time of the week. Friday. The boxed wine is already on ice. The Girl Scout Cookies borrowed from that one young scout not paying careful enough attention to her supply outside the grocery store have been cracked open. And the escorts-by-the-minute are about to arrive for their most auspicious duties. But the end of week is never complete without the blessed relief of our blessed readers' finds. The uncovering of all things boobtastic and fantastic in the mediasphere of hot bodied celebrity awesome. And you never fail to deliver.

This week's funbag filled Reader Finds includes Kelly Brook in a teasy lingerie photoshoot, a nip slip caught on The Bachelor TV show, Jennifer Garner classic sideboob, Monica Bellucci hot topless artsy photoshoot, Uma Thurman nekkid on the beach, Seren Gibson flashing perhaps the worlds' finest natural pair, Lucy Pinder doing what she does best, Bar Refaeli hot and see-through, Canadian pro-wrestler Gail Kim flashing her turnbuckles, former Miss Teen USA Lyndsey Evans flashing for the Bunny, and German fashion model Micaela Schaefer exhibiting topless wonderments. Yep, it's chocked-full today.

Uma Thurman Comes Up Big in the Drop Dead Sexy Department for Harper’s Bazaar

As you know, one of the hurdles of martyrdom I suffer for thee is the collecting of the women's magazines at the doorsteps to my pied-à-terre each month as the neighborhood school children taunt me with all types of hurtful remarks. But once inside the safety of my Ikea furnished domicile, the virtually bloodying at the hands of those pre-pubescent rogues all becomes quite worthwhile as I rediscover the classy looks of oh so many world-class hotties.

Uma Thurman is one of those rough and tumble, unique looking celebrities not afraid to look brutally bleak on camera, and therefore might get herself a less than glamorous reputation at times in the Hottieville press. But when the lean, lanky, Boston native turns up the classic hotness dial to sexy 10, she definitely brings out the super modeling chops that got her first noticed as a teen. In her latest pictorial for Harper's Bazaar, Uma doth turn that dial.

There are so many sexy celebrities out there, we often lose track of some of our unique looking favorites, including Uma Thurman. Glad to see her once more. Enjoy.

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- Lacey Schwimmer got a boob job. (HuffPo)

- Kim Kardashian has problems down under. (FoxNews)

- Megan Fox goes shopping. (GossipCenter)

- New Dianna Agron photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

- Hotties in wet t-shirts. (TheChive)

- And, there's Uma Thurman cleavage. (Popoholic)

- Raise your hand, Mary-Kate Olsen. (CollegeHumor)

MILFtastic Jessica Alba Leads Cast of Hotties Dolled Up for Ralph Lauren Event

When Oprah hosts an event, you can count on sextastic female celebrity invites. Let's face it, Oprah knows hot tail. So when the Big O put on some fancy shindig to honor Ralph Lauren who I guess deserves honoring for inventing Polo for Men, which at least provides a clear marker for identifying dudes you shouldn't be friends with that much easier, well, the list of hotties was deep.

Led by the returned-to-former hotness glory, Jessica Alba and her newly engorged mama boobs, the event also featured the ogle-worthiness of Camilla Belle, who you only see like once a month, but also looks amazing, V.S. model Lily Aldridge who occasionally takes breaks from banging that dude from Kings of Leon to get all formally hot, Uma Thurman, who like Lily we hardly see these days, but was flashing her still fine body, and Naomi Watts, another veteran hottie gone mostly underground these days, but just blows me away with her sexiness whenever she hits the town (we even added some extra pictures of Naomi headed to tape Jimmy Fallon the day of, because, well just because she's looking great). Enjoy.

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Jennifer Aniston in lingerie and sucking on things. (HuffPo)

Newly single Bar Refaeli bikini pictures. (Celebuzz)

Can't get enough Pippa Middleton. (FoxNews)

Sofia Vergara cashing in on her hot body. (PopEater)

Bree Olson nekkid in the bathroom. (DrunkenStepfather)

Hayden Panettiere is free! (TMZ)

Uma Thurman sexy, long legs. (FabLife)

BATTLE CANNES: Rachel McAdams vs. Uma Thurman in Virgin White (with Bonus Uma Thurman Upskirt Pic)

I love Cannes. And by that, I mean, I love the city of Cannes, not the least of which is because I once met a girl there with the loose morals and even looser... well, morals. As for the film festival, meh, I could take it or leave it. The Palme D'Or ain't what is used to be. So much politics involved. But, the annual event does bring out a bunch of celebrity star hotties to kick off the summer movie season and it's worth keeping eyes peeled to the Cannes red carpet for just such arrivals. Rachel McAdams looked incredibly hot, as she always does, as did Uma Thurman, who doesn't always, but can look very sexy, both showed up in virgin white, which was plenty enough to fuel my churchgirl fantasy #731, wherein I'm taken to task behind the pews by some proper women in white hoisting a well-worn wooden paddle. Something about that color that makes you wonder what's underneath, and, thanks to a bonus upskirt shot in our gallery, you shall have a sneak peek at at least what's underneath for Uma Thurman. Tres chic. Enjoy.

Scariest Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures Ever!

Oh. My. God. I have no idea what's going on these Uma Thurman bikini pictures, but that's just about the scariest thing I've ever seen. Someone call Sigourney Weaver, or the Ghostbusters, or something, because I don't want to be around when whatever it is that's inside Uma Thurman's belly erupts in an evil gelatenous ooze to try and take over our planet. Or is she just pregnant? Either way, that shit's nasty.