Tila Tequila

VIEWER WARNING: Tila Tequila Uncorked; First Look Preview of the Official Sex Tape (Vivid Exclusive to Egotastic!) (VIDEO)

 

Okay, so the tequila party continues this week with countdown to the release of the official full-length Tila Tequila sex tape from Vivid, set to defile public decency standards on February 14th. The perfect Valentine's Day gift for the special woman in your life, who, you know, you're subtly trying to let know it's over. However, for private viewing, this looks to be a rather detailed and sexually explicit romp through the hotel room nekkid lesbionics of the super crazy bi-reality star, Tila Tequila, who, blessedly, is at least fun to look at, if not somewhat desirable when she's not uttering words, aloud.

Thanks to our friends at Vivid for providing our readers this first look trailer for Tila Tequila Uncorked. I can't say the title is particularly novel, but I can say that you will certainly see Tila like you've not seen her before. Enjoy.

(VIEWER WARNING: As always, I remind you that the naked female body may offend people, you know, especially when that naked female body has big fun bags being stroked and straddled by similarly naked other female bodies. Disgusting, right? So, please, consider not watching, or, you know, have your friend who's not such a big pussy watch for you and tell you what happened.)

Tila Tequila Lesbian Sex Tape Controversy: Finger Banging, Lady Nests, and Lawsuits (VIDEO) (Viewer Warning)

 

Okay, follow me here on our second piece of lesbionic celebrity sexy tape news of the day.

Vivid announced yesterday: Tila Tequila, the petite, bubbly reality-TV personality and pop culture wild-child, is now starring in an all-girl threesome sex tape, "Tila Tequila Uncorked," acquired by Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading adult film company. The release date is set for Monday, Feb. 14th on www.vivid.com and in stores nationwide. We did confirm this date with Vivid, the full tape should be epic.

Meanwhile, our friends at RadarOnline have an exclusive story about how furious Tila Tequila is about the release of her lesbionic threesome and is threatening to sue everybody under the sun.

From Tila's rep, Brad Taylor, in the Radar story: 'Our Client Tila Nguyen is in total shock and livid right now that someone had the audacity to leak out an intimate tape made with her and her 2 girlfriends without her consent," the diminutive star's rep told RadarOnline.com.

"That tape was not meant for the public and she has been fighting fiercley in court to not have anything released. We are currently working with her lawyers to decide what the next steps are.'

Now, we do not know the original source of the leaked clip currently floating around the Internet. But, we do know that Vivid has always proven to be on the up and up when it comes to celebrity sex tapes, they've released some of our favorites. We also know that celebrity outrage over the release of a sex tape and celebrities getting paid for their permission to air their sex tape are not mutually exclusive. Personally, I'd stick with updates from Vivid on this front.

For news and information purposes, take a look at this Tila Tequila threesome lesbionic sex tape clip and see for yourself what is kicking up all the controversy.

VIEWER DISCRETION WARNING:
This is a sex tape. There are acts of hot, juicy, stinky sex taking place. If such offends you, do not watch this clip or view these pictures. Seriously, stop now. Dammnit, you're not stopping! Okay, you've been warned.

Tila Tequila Lapdancing Kate Major Reminds Us To Be Thankful: A Thanksgiving List from Egotastic!

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

We're thankful that we live in a world where it's pretty normal for Tila Tequila, a addle-brained bisexual drunken reality star to grind Michael Lohan's girlfriend at a birthday party for a bunch of porn stars who knocked boots with Tiger Woods.

We're thankful that bikinis have not only never gone out of style, they've gotten smaller and smaller.

We're thankful that while big boobs are quite amazing, a number of sexy celebrities are choosing to remain au natural these days, providing a delightful array of shapes and sizes for our favorite body appendages.

We're thankful for discovering a diverse world of sexy celebrities clearly showing that hot women are a universal language and most likely the key to planetary peace.

We're thankful that Katy Cocktease has yet to reveal the goods; as much as we complain, it's going to awesome when it finally happens (and it will).

We're thankful that even though elite hotties like Miranda Kerr and Jessica Alba get pregnant, they still get naked on camera.

We're thankful for short skirts, hard nipples, wardrobe malfunctions, and camera phones.

We're thankful for Billionare Barbie, the Kardashian she-bots, and all the super-self-pimping rich girl hotties.

We're thankful for Auto-Tune, which has allowed an entire generation of super sexy singers with almost no musical talent to flash their sweet boobs and barely-clad cooches on stage and in incomprehensible music videos.

And while we're thankful for all sources and forms of hotness, we're mostly thankful that we have an amazingly loyal, worldwide audience of Egotastic! readers to share our passion for sexy celebrities. Cue the tears!

Happy Thanksgiving from all your friends at Egotastic!

Tila Tequila Topless and Tormented: When Juggalos Attack

 

Insane Clown Posse fans attack topless Tila Tequila!

Just one of those headlines you never imagine you'd ever write. Nor did I ever imagine I'd ever post Tila Tequila again. It's not her crazy that bothers me, or the drinking, the drugs, the delusion, the false pregnancies, or the horrible singing and crying and bisexual engagements turned heiress death traps, it's really a combination of all of the above. So, when Igor the insane photographer from Driven by Boredom showed me his concert photos of a topless Tila Tequila getting pelted and bruised on stage by ICP fans, less affectionately known as The Juggalos, at their annual summer gathering, well, I just knew I had to share with our readers. Okay, so it's not the sexy side of celebrity, but it does have jugs, and Juggalos, and it's just one of those moments.

P.S. Apparently, some happy news. By way of Twitter, Tila Tequila has expressed utter outrage at her inhospitable treatment at The Gathering and declared that her attorney, 'Alan' is going to sue every fan there for their last dime. Which for ICP fans also constitutes their first dime.

Photo credit: Nate Smith a.k.a. 'Igor' / Driven By Bordeom

Tila Tequila Nipple Slip is No Accident

 

Oops! Yeah right. If you think this Tila Tequila nipple slip was an accident, you're an idiot. Just like Tila Tequila. The nipple slip is the quickest and easiest way to get attention in Hollywood, and when it comes to quick and easy, Tila Tequila is at the top of the list. And I just love that some girl is trying to maintain what last shred of dignity Tila has by pulling up her shirt. Either that or she's trying to cop a feel...

Photo credit: Splash News

Tila Tequila Sex Tape Leaked – She’s Gonna Sue

 

Okay, I'm a little confused. Today a Tila Tequila sex tape was leaked on the internet with a short 15 second preview being shown at an adult video site called 4tube.com, and now she's going to sue them, claiming the video was on a laptop of hers that was stolen two years ago. But here's what I don't get: Isn't Telia Tequila a porn star? I mean, why the hell else does anyone pay any attention to her? And if she isn't a porn star, then what's up with all these Tila Tequila nude pictures I found in about 3 seconds on the Internet (many of which were too naughty to post)?

2008 MTV Movie Awards Mega Picture Post

I didn't even know the 2008 MTV Movie Awards were on last night, but it wouldn't have made a difference, since I don't get MTV. But don't worry if you missed it, because MTV will be replaying the show all summer. Doesn't that make you feel better? I didn't think so. Anyway, here are all the hot young celebrities who showed up to promote their latest movie, or album, or whatever, by wearing short skirts, and putting on too much makeup, and winning meaningless awards.

Attendees include: Anne Hathaway, Audrina Patridge, Charlize Theron, Ellen Page, Emma Stone, Heidi Montag, Katharine McPhee, Kristen Stewart, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler, Meagan Good, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis, Tila Tequila, and Whitney Port. You know, the big stars.

Click here to see all the 2008 MTV Movie Awards pictures

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