Egotastic
I'm quite certain that my invitation to the fancy Valentino event last night in Beverly Hills got lost in the mail. Surely, I'm on the mailing list for all high end fashiony events. Or perhaps somebody has leaked out the secret that I do most of my shopping at Target, on the sale racks, with my Amazon local discounts printed out on recycled paper. Hey, you can't get six pairs of gym socks for $9 with the Valentino label sewn in.
Regardless, a number of Hollywood hotties did receive the invitation to pimp out the high-end brand last night, including Kim Kardashian, who we begrudgingly must admit dolls up extremely nice, Spanx and all, Alice Eve who was all kinds of see-throughish, Ciara, who has one of the more underrated best bodies in Tinsel Town, Minka Kelly, who can't seem to act, but can seem to be super hot, and Aussie sextastic, Teresa Palmer, the hot blonde from, well, a ton of movies, who played that role as well at last night's event. Enjoy.
Aussie Invasion: Teresa Palmer and Phoebe Tonkin Lit Up Outside Chateau Marmont
Of all the great Australian exports, none comes close to surpassing the bounty of hot women the island continent nation delivers unto the world and our own U.S. shores quite regularly, including Down Under ex-pats Teresa Palmer and Phoebe Tonkin, getting giddy with the drink outside the Chateau Marmont over the weekend.
The two sodded Southern hemispherical natives stumbled outside the hotspot bar looking all kinds of ready to take on everything Hollywood has to offer, which is basically a free t-shirt and a smack on the rear. And I'm just the guy to give it to these Aussie girls, the free t-shirt I mean. Enjoy.
WE FELL IN LUST WITH PHOEBE TONKIN THE MINUTE SHE HIT NORTH AMERICA