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Brooklyn Decker and Taylor Swift Lead List of Sexy Sweethearts at Country Music Awards

April 4, 2011 @ 11:44 am
Brooklyn Decker at the Country Music Awards
Taylor Swift at the Country Music Awards
Julianne Hough at the Country Music Awards
Carrie Underwood at the Country Music Awards
Nicole Kidman at the Country Music Awards
Brooklyn Decker at the Country Music Awards
Brooklyn Decker at the Country Music Awards
Brooklyn Decker at the Country Music Awards
Brooklyn Decker at the Country Music Awards
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What I know about Country Music can be summed up in one short statement: I once got high with Willie Nelson. Well, on his tour bus. Well, a bus on his tour. And maybe it was tequila shots and not weed. Stories have a way of growing over time. But, to really sum it up, I don't know jack about Country Music. However, anywhere sexy celebrities go, I will follow. And, man oh man did they head out to Vegas by the hotness droves for the Country Music Awards this past weekend.

Brooklyn Decker, who's Country music connection I don't get, but glad she made the trip and packed that rack-fitting dress, Taylor Swift looked hot, if you're into Taylor Swift (as I am, in the dark recesses of my mind), Julianne Hough, who can steal a show her own hotself, Carrie Underwood who decks out like nobody's business, Nicole Kidman, who married into country, Miranda Lambert, a newcomer whose funbags are undeniably Grand Ole Opry ready, and AnnaSophia Robb, who is just everywhere these days pimping her surfer movie, and I'm glad she is. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift All Grow’d Up in a Red Dress (With Some Bonus Video Material for the Taylor Swift Fapping Nation)

March 22, 2011 @ 10:58 am
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You realize that finding racy photos of Taylor Swift are near on impossible. While I give the mega-pop star credit for probably being smart enough not to be distributing nude pictures of herself to boyfriends (sadly so), it would be nice is she showed a little skin every once in a while. I'm not sure she understands what I'm only now coming to understand -- there are a ton of you out there who are going to bed each evening with visions of sugar plum Taylor Swifts dancing in your heads. Who am I to judge? I once saw a grizzly female garbage collector and couldn't get her out of my deviant thoughts for nearly a year. Not that Taylor Swift doesn't have more obvious reasons to be ogled. These evening-out Taylor Swift pictures are about as showy as you get from the good-girl diva, but they ought to be enough to spark a massive fire in the ever-growing Taylor Swift fapping nation. Enjoy.

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Oh, yeah, bonus material for you right and left-handed Swifters. Check out your chick in some behind the scenes clips where Taylor Swift is looking as sextastic as she can muster.

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For You Taylor Swift Secret Fanboys; Taylor Takes Europe, By Day and By Night

March 16, 2011 @ 12:28 pm
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I've calculated it down to the square root of pi times eleven hundred percent of you who have a thing going on for Taylor Swift. You know what I'm talking about. Sure, you're pretending like you don't know who she is in front of your buddies, you might even be dissing her when her name comes up with your peeps, but when you're all alone in your place, late at night, you've got some candles lit, the Fearless album on your iTunes, and you're shaking breathlessly into your spunk sock as you imagine some log cabin nights with this country pop diva. Oh, yes, Egotastic! sees everything. For those of you in the secret silent majority, who have it bad for Taylor Swift, here's to you, some candids from your girl's recent day, jogging in an outfit about as clingy and revealing as she gets in Paris, and performing in shiny flashy frilly gold in Milan. If this doesn't give you your fix, nothing will. You might just need to go back to Coal Miner's Daughter and freeze frame your most sensuous gritty-faced Sissy Spacek as Loretta Lynn moments and have your way with yourself. Taylor Swift fans, unite. And, whatever your deep shameful secrets, do try to enjoy.

Day time in Paris:

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Night time in Milan:

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READER FINDS: Happy Birthday, Erin Heatherton, Hottie Pop Trio of Britney, Taylor, Rihanna, and Mo’ Modeling Madelina Pica

March 4, 2011 @ 10:57 am
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Shoutout to Egotastic! superfan 'Goldie' for giving us the head's up that today happens to be the 22nd birthday of one super blonde Hebrew School hottie known as Erin Heatherton. That amazing asstastic just turned twenty-one plus one and I can't even begin to imagine an entire next decade or more of continuing to ogle this Victoria's Secret freckled sweetheart as if my life depends upon it, because I'm pretty sure it does.

Muchos muchos gracias to Egotastic! reader 'Alejandro J.' for uncovering this threesome of pop diva hotness (though I suspect one may be heavily after-effects aided). Britney Spears, looking old school Britney in her Til the World Ends promoshoot, Taylor Swift, pop country Barbie doll for Covergirl, and Rihanna, pimping some kind of beauty bar and looking hidden nekkid doing it. Anyway you slice it, if you could just stop these three gals from singing and, rather, slipping into something silky, well, as Chuck says, 'Winning'.

'GmO' was inspired by last week's welcome of topless top runway model Madalina Pica to find even more Pica-nte sexiness with, among others, these sexy Madalina Pica bikini pictures. Semi-artsy, all kinds of hot. Enjoy.

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After the Oscars: Selena Gomez and Jessica Biel and Other Hotties at the Vanity Fair After Party

February 28, 2011 @ 7:57 am
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After the film industry-wide circle jerk concludes, and the lights go down on the Kodak theater, the real parties in Hollywood begin. None more important each year than Vanity Fair event, where the magazine brings out all the big names, most of which weren't actually close to being Oscar worthy, but, still hot, including this year my niece/girlfriend Selena Gomez (yeah, we cut the midget out of the picture), Taylor Swift looking all gold and on top of the world, Natalie Portman fresh off her Best Actress win, Jessica Biel, who I miss dearly, Brooklyn Decker, who I can't get enough of, the Glee sisters, Dianna Agron and Lea Michele, and Nordic blonde twinsies Cameron Diaz Gwynneth Paltrow, Charlize Theron, veteran hottie, Jennifer Hudson, whose miracle cleavage was one of the stars of the Oscars, and Kate Beckinsale, forever ridiculously sexy. In short, if everybody had stripped off their clothes and jumped into the pool, it would've been very close to a recurring and very private day dream of mine. (Still, Gino's Pizza Rolls nuked from the garage freezer deep thaw, a La-Z-Boy recliner, and a glass of adult milk is nothing to sneeze at for an Oscar's after-party either.) Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift Bikini Picture from Bahamas Vacation; Could This Be Sexiest Taylor Swift Picture Ever?

February 16, 2011 @ 11:49 am
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It's all relative, of course, but for the conservative super country-pop diva, a bathing suit shot itself falls immediately into the 'racy' category. This Taylor Swift bikini picture shows the sweet blonde music sensation and what turns out to be a pretty nice hard body. Who would've known? Of course, this just leaves us wanting for more, more skin, more body, more everything from the simply old-fashioned mega-bazaillionaire star. Please, Taylor Swift, you're cute and all, but, seriously, flash us that body and soon.

And, for those of you who just must see Taylor Swift looking perky and cute, check out these recent Jonathen Fenn photos of the commercially dominant country girl. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift Is Our People’s Choice Award Winner

January 6, 2011 @ 8:48 am
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Yep, it's award season. Prepare yourself for two months straight of Hollywood patting itself on the back with the self-serving smile of a baby that just blissfully emptied its bowels into its diaper. I'd be lying if I didn't say that me and the guys love to get our party on watching all these red carpet events. Okay, I was just lying. It's basically me and a tub of Kahlua-dowsed Haagen Daz ice cream and a pair of binoculars checking out potential wardrobe malfunctions. None of those at last night's People's Choice Awards, one of those big events I still don't even quite understand. Nevertheless, it was the first chance to see sexy celebrities putting on their fineries and frocks and twirling for the cameras and showing off the best cleavage they got.

While I never play favorites with hotness, I will say that there were some standouts at last night's relatively tame event, starting with Taylor Swift, who seems to get her A-game working for these red carpet events, followed by a whole bunch of Kardashian boobage including Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and even little half-sister and future Kardashian family career killer Kendall Jenner. Other noteworthy strollers included Malin Akerman, Selena Gomez, Minka Kelly, Aly Michalka, Emma Roberts, AnnaLynne McCord, and Kaley Cuoco. Enjoy.

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