Tara Reid

Tara Reid Gets Sexy and Honest (Do We Want That?) in Loaded Magazine

Going out and getting drunk is not a crime, lots of people do it.

That and ever so much more honest and wise confessions from Tara Reid can be found in this month's Loaded magazine in the U.K., where like so many of her fellow Yankee lushes before her, Tara has found a new celebrity home.

Still, we can't deny, that Tara does look might fine in a number of her photos from this pictorial, which might be touched just a tad by brush, but there's still always something there worth checking out when Tara goes for the sextastic look.

Having her represent the U.S.A. abroad as an ambassador of our nation, well, that's another matter. But boobtastic in bikini tops, yeah, that still works. Enjoy.

Tara Reid, Katrina Bowden, and Newcomer Hottie Ali Cobrin Lead List of Sextastic at ‘American Reunion’ Premiere

American Reunion has to bring out the hotties for its promotional events. It just has to. The series built on teen turned 20-something sexuality owes it to its fans to bring out the ladies stimulate the blood flow and make gentlemen peepers understand the meaning of the word priapism. 

And, damn if Tara Reid didn't pull herself together last night for a little taste of the old school Tara, like 10,000 apple-tinis ago Tara, looking rather fine, and along with all-around sextastic Katrina Bowden who looks hot anywhere in anything (or nothing), and newcomer Ali Cobrin, whose funbags you will be fawning over when you see this movie, well, I could really use a warm apple pie right about now. Enjoy.

Tara Reid Stands Out for Having Her Shizz Together at ‘American Reunion’ Photocall in Australia

What a long strange trip it's been for Tara Reid. We're pretty sure she woke up in Australia this morning and thought she was headed to the premiere of American Pie back in 1999, but, alas, it's been a thirteen year dip for the back-in-'99 big time breaking blonde young actress and star of the then massively popular sex-comedy.

That being said, with the oncoming onslaught of massive publicity for the upcoming American Reunion, last movie of the series to end all last movies of the series, Tara does seem to be attempting to weave her remaining strands of hotness into a publicly presentable and even desirable illusion, as she did at both the photocall for the film, as well as the premiere later in the day.

Hard to imagine, but Tara Reid, we give you props today.

When Tara Reid Drinks, Panties Get Flashed

Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, or the Kardashians getting their money, you can set your watch by a slonkered Tara Reid flashing some body part of undergarment whilst leaving a drinking establishment and getting into some type of vehicle. I've come to count on seeing Tara Reid's panties like the comfort of an old blanket, which, is actually kind of apropos in this situation. Having recently just been kicked off the U.K.'s current season of Big Brother, you can imagine Tara was in need of some alcoholic relief, and, the lady is not in the habit of turning down a brewed beverage. Enjoy.

Whitney Port Upskirt and Vanessa Hudgens See-Through Pants Leads Coachella Sexy Celebrity Roundup

As much I pretend to lament the corporatization of the Coachella Music Festival, and bitch about how star-fuckery has well surpassed music appreciation out in the desert, well, the upshot is a California migration of sexy celebrities that is well worth celebrating each Spring. While Cee Lo Green was up on stage cursing and bitching about sand being stuck in his crack, a nice gaggle of hotties roamed the pachouli oil stinking lawns including Whitney Port, who delightfully flashed her pretty girl panties in a dramatic upskirt post, Vanessa Hudgens who wore some kind of macrame pants that showed her bare to the underthings, Lindsay Lohan who had all the tchotckhe vendors hiding their beaded jewelry from the felonious star, Kate Bosworth back from topless beach vacation, Billionaire Barbie and her less attractive sister, Nicky Hilton, Alessandra Ambrosio, who has probably never not looked hot her whole existence, Katy Cocktease who hid her cleavage from the sun, Tallulah Willis, a newly single Ashley Greene, and Tara Reid who surprisingly did not have a wardrobe malfunction. Throw in some Black Keys and you've got a pretty decent party. Enjoy.

Tara Reid Nipple Slip Picture Is, Well, So Tara

 

Tara Reid by day and Tara Reid by night offer a stunning contrast in feminism, decorum, and personal responsibility. By day, here's Tara Reid pimping the launch of some product with a marketing department really unintelligent enough to hire Tara Reid to promote their product. It's the middle of the day and she's already pretty damn drunk and sloppy, with the essence of what was once a hot young actress masked by mascara and a gin-and-tonic haze. Meanwhile, at the after-party in the evening, Tara Reid is pretty damn drunk and sloppy and her boob is falling out of her dress, revealing a classic Tara Reid nipple slip picture. See the difference? Day time, Tara, sloppy and semi-conscious, by night, Tara, sloppy and semi-conscious and boob falling out. It's truly a Jekyll and Hyde level transformation. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Fame

This Tara Reid Upskirt Picture Is An Instant Classic

What constitutes a classic Tara Reid picture?

Panties flash? Check.
Second-rate boob job cleave on display? Check.
Tequila shots with Dennis Rodman? Check.
Concerned boyfriend trying to get you to call it a night? Check.

I have no idea what Tara Reid is doing these days, or how she makes the celeb list in St. Tropez, but I think it's fair to say that rehab didn't hold. Which, in the spirit of ever finding a reason to post Tara Reid, as in, accidental flashes, works out pretty well for her. This Tara Reid upskirt picture is pretty much an instant classic and could easily be her yearbook photo in the Almanac of Trashed Celebrities.

Photo credit: Fame

Okay, we had to force Jenna to make a judgment on Tara Reid's flashed underpants:

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