Stacy Keibler

Bump No More

January Jones body looks damn good considering a human being was just living in there. (SocialiteLife)

Angela Simmons gets (covered) nude for PETA. (HuffPo)

Her marriage might be in trouble, but at least Demi Moore is still hot. (FoxNews)

Avril Lavigne, sexy birthday girl. (Idolator)

Elisabetta Canalis battling it out with Stacy Keibler? (GossipCop)

Salma Hayek loves herself some Puss. (LaineyGossip)

How the effed-up economy is hurting your favorite characters. (Cracked)

Stacy Keibler Comes Clean That She’s Doing the Dirty With Clooney

Let the Clooney hate continue as the 50-something Lothario officially unveiled the not-so-secret fact that he's been banging the she-stuffing out of uber-leggy wrestling diva, Stacy Keibler, for the past several weeks now, since his breakup with Elisabetta Canalis. Stacy Keibler took herself and her rock hard body out to show over the weekend at her new boyfriend's Ides of March film premiere in Toronto, flashing sexy-back and sexy-back once more.

Yes, I know, Yoda, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering, but The George is just riding too high these days (literally riding too high). Enjoy.

Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures Will Make You Hate The George

If you've had no other reason to dislike George Clooney before, then the time is now. Stacy Keibler as your rebound chick after dumping Elisabetta Canalis? Out of this world, a girl-dump-to-new-girl flight of Icarus proportions. Oh, yes, we do get jealous, especially after seeing these new Stacy Keibler bikini pictures shot over the weekend. Those legs, that body, holy unfairness. Clooney!  Enjoy.

(We threw in even more Stacy Keibler hotness pictures from over the weekend, just to drive ourselves even crazier with the green-eyed monster.)

Weekend Links

Jennifer Love Hewitt boobtastic movie premiere. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain wants to show more skin. (HuffPo)

Julia Lescova is the sexy new GUESS girl. (FoxNews)

Kirsten Dunst wants you to know about her boobs. (TheSuperficial)

Zooey Deschanel, Rashida Jones and Elizabeth Banks: the hotness trifecta. (TMZ)

Beyonce looks good on the cover of another magazine. (GossipOnThis)

Stacy Keibler works up a sweat. (SocialiteLife)

Stacy Keibler Bikini Body Now Belongs to George Clooney?

File this under Life is So Unfair, or, in the alternative, Life is Super Fair to George Clooney. According to reports, George Clooney didn't take much time after the Elisabetta Canalis breakup to jump right back into his A-game by inviting wrestling babe extraordinaire, Stacy Keibler, to his big little Italian villa for a private weekend of playing Parcheesi. Take a look at these just released bikini beach photos of Stacy Keibler and see if you don't find just a taste of the green-eyed monster. Damn you, Clooney.

Pheromoans

Kim Kardashian shows some midriff. (HuffPo)

Jessie J stepping up the sexiness. (Celebuzz)

A hot cougar painted like a tiger. (SocialiteLife)

Miss USA parties too much. (FoxNews)

Shania Twain and Taylor Swift go over the edge. (GossipCenter)

Paris Hilton isn't impressed with Weiner. (PopEater)

Stacy Keibler see-through shirt. (DrunkenStepfather)

Jamie Chung Leads Line of Hotties at Badgley-Mischka Fashion Thingee

As you may know, while many of my peers are warping their gray matter into their eleventeenth hour on Call of Duty (I wisely limit myself to six hours per day), I'm often out attending major female fashion events, both for the coverage of the latest and greatest haute couture, but also because it seems to be the place to grab free panties. Go figure. I didn't get any gratis lady's undergarments at last night's Badgley Mischka event for something or other, but I did get to see some under the radar celebrity hotness, including the likes of Jamie Chung, who is going to blow up big time after Sucker Punch, Stacy Keibler who just yesterday made us drool ourselves into states of pre-moistened semi-consciousness, Charlotte Ross, the current top pick to play my mom in any and all Adult Nursing Relationships, and Audrina Patridge, an underrated sexy bomb up to all sorts of reality TV projects that make zero sense to me as an adult male. A nice line of hotness. And, well, fabulous fashions rocking the runway! (Please discount that last sentence.) Enjoy.

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