Sophie Monk

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Lindsay Lohan has competition. (FoxNews)

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Sophie Monk Flashes Deep Cleavage on the Way to Chateau Marmont

October 13, 2011 @ 9:45 am
Sophie Monk Goes to Chateau in Los Angeles
Sophie Monk Goes to Chateau in Los Angeles
Sophie Monk Goes to Chateau in Los Angeles
Sophie Monk Goes to Chateau in Los Angeles
Sophie Monk Goes to Chateau in Los Angeles
Sophie Monk Goes to Chateau in Los Angeles
Sophie Monk Goes to Chateau in Los Angeles
Sophie Monk Sits for An Art Exhibit at Chateau Marmont
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Ah, the simple pleasures of a hot girl from Down Under in a cleavetastic outfit showing up to be my date to Chik-fil-A. Well, so maybe the sextastic Sophie Monk was meeting somebody else at Chateau Marmont, but it's only a matter of time before she realizes that the man she ought to be with is he who drools the most staring at her hot body. There's no reason a stalker can't also be a great boyfriend, and I do have all those fast food coupons with which to treat a lady. C'mon, Sophie, just respond to one of my crayon-written letters.Enjoy.

Sophie Monk Sits for An Art Exhibit at Chateau MarmontUPDATED TO ADD: Here's a photo of the sexalicious Sophie Monk 'sitting' for the art exhibit inside Chateau Marmont. The kind of art I think we can all appreciate.

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Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures Remind Me of Why I Loved Bounce Houses as a Kid

October 3, 2011 @ 11:31 am
Sophie Monk in a Red Bikini Photoshoot
Sophie Monk in a Red Bikini Photoshoot
Sophie Monk in a Red Bikini Photoshoot
Sophie Monk in a Red Bikini Photoshoot
Sophie Monk in a Red Bikini Photoshoot
Sophie Monk in a Red Bikini Photoshoot
Sophie Monk in a Red Bikini Photoshoot
Sophie Monk in a Red Bikini Photoshoot
Sophie Monk in a Red Bikini Photoshoot
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Of my very favorite imports from Down Under, somewhere between Vegemite and bad-ass Koala bears, lies the ridiculously hot and not-super-skinny bikini body of Sophie Monk, on display on a photoshoot over the weekend on, of course, a yacht. I lust Sophie even more now that she's added some softness to her frame, putting her more-cushion-for-the-pushing body right in the face of the beanpole models. Flash the gifts that nature gave you, Sophie, and we will keep on ogling. Enjoy.

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Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures So Sexy They Will Rock Your Love Boat

September 14, 2011 @ 11:45 pm
Sophie Monk Bikini Photoshoot on a Yacht
Sophie Monk Bikini Photoshoot on a Yacht
Sophie Monk Bikini Photoshoot on a Yacht
Sophie Monk Bikini Photoshoot on a Yacht
Sophie Monk Bikini Photoshoot on a Yacht
Sophie Monk Bikini Photoshoot on a Yacht
Sophie Monk Bikini Photoshoot on a Yacht
Sophie Monk Bikini Photoshoot on a Yacht
Sophie Monk Bikini Photoshoot on a Yacht
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Oh, yeah, that's outrageously hot Sophie Monk. That's her tiny bikini. And that's the yacht of some lucky bastard who gets to stare at her precious half-nekkid body all day long during her sextastic bikini photo session. Don't get me wrong, I relish in a pap's eye view of the entire delightfully fleshy hard body affair, but to be the dude who sits behind the captain's wheel with a Stoli martini and gets to ask sweaty Sophie if she'd like to take the S.S. Salty Sausage out for a spin after the photoshoot, well, that's just a seaman's dream. Enjoy.

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Sophie Monk Sexy Pussy Whipper As Skintight Catwoman

August 31, 2011 @ 2:33 pm
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Wow, just wow, this takes the quite natural lust of hot girl cosplay, combines it with a splash of love for DC Comics, spins it in a giant tank of Aussie hotness, and, voila, Sophie Monk decked out in a skin tight Catwoman costume, including working whip, natch, rendering the gentleman ogler pretty much incapable of clear speech.

For further fanboy faptitudeness, do be aware that these photos, snapped during the filming of a comedy sketch, were actually shot in the Adam West-ian TV Batcave in Hollywood. Too much for this nerd to comprehend, but just enough to imagine a good lashing at the hands (and hot body) of Sophie Monk. Enjoy.

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Sexy Wonder from Down Under: Sophie Monk Shines Hotly for Maxim

June 9, 2011 @ 10:19 am
Sophie Monk Sexes Up the Pages of Maxim
Sophie Monk Sexes Up the Pages of Maxim
Sophie Monk Sexes Up the Pages of Maxim
Sophie Monk Sexes Up the Pages of Maxim
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As long as we're doing a major Aussie shotout today, how about Sophie Monk in the July edition of Maxim magazine. Yowser. This pop divette turned model turned actress of some sorts, well, she's all kind of ridiculously hot. Known for strutting the worlds nightclub scene half-dressed (which is half too much, by the way), Sophie Monk has an asstastic to die for, and a boobtastic that makes you want to live. It's a delightfully confusing combination of hotness. Bless you, sixth or seventh continent or what have you. Enjoy.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Leads Gaggle of Sexy Celebs at Maxim Hot 100 Party

May 12, 2011 @ 8:22 am
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
Jaimie Alexander at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
Sophie Monk at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
Olivia Munn at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
Arianny Celeste at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
Olivia Munn at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
Olivia Munn at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
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First you name the list of hotties, then you invite them all to a party. Well, most of them, I mean, you can't just fill a room with 100 of the world's hottest women, except in the Matrix like reaches of REM sleep male libido. But a good number showed up last night for the Maxim Hot 100 party in Los Angeles where the super sexy mixed with the B-level male celebrities in an uncomfortable mix of Hollywood caste system reality (you see, the talent pool stretches so deep here in Tinsel Town, hotness alone simply does not buy you into movie star land). Neverthless, hotness does buy you a ticket into full exposure on Egotastic!, so the world's gentlemen oglers can appreciate the celebrity fineries on display last evening.

Of course, let by this year's Maxim sexiest winner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the Hot 100 party also contained the eye-popping likes of Olivia Munn, Keri Hilson, Dania Ramirez, Joanna Krupa, Nicky Whelan, Jaime Alexander, Alessandra Torresani (now a blonde), Arianny Celeste, Rebecca Mader, and Sophie Monk. Now, that's a hot-tub full of hotness I'd like to mulder in. Enjoy.

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