Sophie Howard

READER FINDS: Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr Topless, Christina Milian Upskirt, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, blessed Friday. How do you do. We've collectively earned ourselves a little R&R on this Easter Weekend (Pesach, for our friends of the even more ancient traditions) and we're going to start easing into it through a group leer at the bountiful harvest of hotness brought together by the clans for the weekly communal ritual we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's figurative juicy ham sandwich comes packed with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr in a beautiful topless beach photo, Eliza Dushku looking as sexy as we've ever seen, Alessandra Ambrosio nighttime naughty, Franco-Cannuckian hottie Anais Pouliot artsy topless, Christina Milian panties peek, Belen Rodriguez topless on the beach, Caroline Wozniacki tennis time upskirts, Gemma Merna lingerie amazing, Genesis Rodriguez underwear hot body, Jennifer Lawrence nipple slip, Mila Kunis with her fist in her mouth, Sara Tommasi pantyhose commando flashes, and Sophie Howard hot and topless. It's a springtime buffet of the boobtastic.

READER FINDS: Elle Macpherson Wicked Hot, Winona Ryder Unusually Topless, Brooklyn Decker Camel Toe, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, blessed wicked Fridays. How we embrace you as an infant embraces a breast swollen with nourishment, an end of the work week suckle on the teat of weekend freedom. And, better yet, the day we come together as an Egotastic! family and break the proverbial boobtastic bread in our weekly edition of Reader Finds, where you the citizen, control the DD-ebate. 

This week's Reader Finds offers up some classic bodies revealed, as well as some newcomer bodies exhibited, in a blend of celebrity sextastic, including Elle Macpherson wicked hot in a classic hot mom photoshoot, Angelina Jolie in an HQ rendition of her memorable topless with horses photoshoot, statuesque Brooklyn Decker looking camel-toe-alicious, teen princess Ariana Grande sexy in a bathtub,  sweet hot Euro-model Nena Ristic topless behind the scenes of a photoshoot, Kitty Lea doing some naughty unclad webcam work, Winona Ryder only known topless movie scene, LeeLee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer in some dominatrix get ups, DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd in a sexy bikini, Sophie Howard with her bikini fallen off, and young newcomer Indiana Evans in some clips from her Aussie soapy goodness. Check it out.

READER FINDS: Hayden Panettiere Camel Toe, Emily O’Hare Topless, Mariska Hargitay Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, sure, Communism got a bad rap, and the communal piss-pot, well, that was an ill-conceived notion from the get-go. And don't even get me started on probation related community service along the roadside. The point is, while many communal dreams end up being painful realities, not so with our weekly Reader Finds, where the entirety of the skintastic Zion we call Egotastic! comes together to share bits and pieces of celebrity hotness. Since 1927, there's been nothing finer on the Internet.

This week's Reader Finds is as eclectic as it is, well, just steamy hot, including Hayden Panettiere camel toe, WAG Emily O'Hara topless, Law & Order star Mariska Hargitay unclad, Sophie Howard flashing her twin winners, Miley Cyrus flashing some bra in real life, as well as Katherine McPhee, Elisha Cuthbert, and Holly Earl all flashing bras on their TV shows, Helen Flanagan revealing upskirt, Leven Rambin nipslip, Micaela Schaeffer sideboob modeling, Sara Jean Underwood sexy swimsuit, Valerie Van Der Graff photoshoot topless, Nina Agdal lingerie awesomeness, and Lucy Pinder in some behind the scenes topless wonderment. It's all so very good.

READER FINDS: Maria Menounos Sexy, Bombshell McGee Wearing Just Ink, The First Lady of France Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Let's get right to the goodness that is our communal virtual lovemaking by way of sextastic media that we call Reader Finds. That once a week experience where we all throw the best of the rest into the fire and warm our collective cockles. It is a joyous time indeed.

This week's Reader Finds includes Maria Menounos flashing her sexy times ten, Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee with little on but her ink, Carla Bruni, the First Lady of France, in a topless classic photo, UFC Ring Girl Chandella Powell in a blast from her adult film past, Vanessa Hudgens self-published gun and cheekiness, Alison Brie in a nearly see-through top, China Chow in a definitely see-through top, Candice Swanepoel sexy as a brunette, model Bar Paly flashing her guns, Emma Stone flashing a hint of the sideboob, hot hot Helena Mattson in a lingerie pictorial, Lacey Chabert all cleavy and wonderful, Maryna Linchuk teasy sexy, and Sophie Howard topless in bed. A bundle of babes. 

Sophie Howard May Be Gone, But Her Ridiculously Hot Body Will Never Be Forgotten

 

When Sophie Howard announced her resignation from the office of super hot glamour model princess at the end of last year, well, I'm not afraid to confess that I cried like a girl whose brother just fractured her favorite Barbie into a million pieces with a M-80 explosive. Not that I'm admitting to partaking in this type of social experiment out in Mr. Jones vacant backlot. but trust me, that's a lot of crying.

But imagine every tear a lost opportunity to see this brunette boobtastic model afresh, a new, and a'super hot. Thankfully, the transition period is being cushioned by our friends at Nuts magazine, who have released a series of outtake photos of Sophie in some of her finer, flouncier, and more funbag exposing moments. It's not a cure-all, but it's certainly a nice short-term remedy for our missing-model melancholia. Plus, outtakes, need we say more. Enjoy.

Sophie Howard Announces Retirement, Leaves Behind an Amazing Body of Work

 

Whenever a super hot actress or model announces she's retiring from the exhibition business to focus on more important matters, I always wonder to myself, what could possibly be more important than sharing your hotness with the rest of the world? Well, apparently, Britty brunette glamour model Sophie Howard has announced today that she's hanging up her flashing spurs, trading in her boobtastic and booty sharing for a stronger focus on her university studies. We quickly moved through the five phases of sextastic grief here: Shame, Sadness, Fapping, Confusion, and More Fapping, and then decided that some type of tribute was in order to the retiring hottie from Southport.

We'll miss you, Sophie. But we wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Enjoy.

(Thanks to EgoReaders 'Jeremy E.' for alerting us to Sophie's big announcement.)

Sophie Howard Topless Outtakes For Those Who Love to Press the Flesh

 

Old design, new design, even when I'm old and gray, I will never stop lusting fabulous funbags. Of this, I am quite certain. And I'm also certain that outtakes from magazine pictorials are invariably far more fun and fleshy than those that wind up in the published works. Which is why a large smile broke over my Chik-fil-A trademarked sauce covered face whence we came upon these magnificent outtakes from the Sophie Howard recent photoset from our friends at Nuts magazine.  

Sophie Howard has a near perfect set of perfectly plump melons, the kind of delicious alignment in the universe that ought let you know there's some type of higher power working on your behalf, because eye candy is the greatest type of treat. Enjoy.