Shakira, ay yi yi. My favorite sexy Latina midget on a boat, in wet shorts and a bikini top. This is the way to start a weekend. We will now consume muchas cervezas here in our offices, berate Benji, the intern from IT who keeps staring at Gretchen's six fingered right hand as if it's an instrument of alien pleasure, and rejoice in the fact that even girls who are 4'10" can be super hot and Egotastic!
Have a great weekend!
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Bartholomew, the guy who delivers my morning buttermilk, saw me checking out these sexy Shakira pictures from her J.P.M. photoshoot and he got all scrunchy and weird in the face.
'Oh, she's so little and cute. I just want to wrap her up in a blankie and put her in my--'
--'PURSE!' I blurted out. 'You were going to say purse.'
Now, I've got to find a new buttermilk guy. Still, somebody has to stand up for the little people, especially super hottie Latina midgets like Shakira. Shakira doesn't need to be wrapped up in cute pet apparel or stored in a handbag; she's a real person. As such, she needs to be in slinky dresses slithering around on the floor or raised platform. Te amo, Shakira.
Okay, so Shakira is like an inch taller than official dwarf status, but this sexy munchkin makes my blood boil. I think I've narrowed it down to this -- her amazing tummy. Did you think I was going to say her music? Meh. I don't get the whole Gypsy music thing, but I get the gypsy shaking a sexy belly, perky boobs and a tight butt thing. If I was original gangsta, Shakira would be my shortie. Enjoy.
Sex tapes come and sex tapes go, some of them suck, and some of them blow. But there's a new sex tape that probably does all of the above and more. According to AOL Latino Musica, there is a Shakira sex tape that involves her, her boyfriend, Antonio de la Rúa, and Spanish singer-songwriter, Alejandro Sanz. That's right, a Shakira sex tape threesome! How's that for caliente? Sound too good to be true? Well, it would sound better if it was two girls and one guy, instead of the other way around, but according to the report, the sex tape is being held as evidence in a trial against Sanz, which basically means it totally exists (even though both singers deny it).
A home-made tape could involve Spanish singer-songwriter Alejandro Sanz, Colombian pop diva Shakira and her boyfriend, Antonio de la Rúa, in sexual intercourse together aboard a yacht owned by Sanz.
According to Internet portal Infobae.com, the tape is being held by the prosecutors evaluating the case against Carlos González and his wife, Sylvia Alzate, Sanz ex-employees who are accused of extortion against the artist.
In a recent interview, Javier Ceriani, host of the radio show "Zona Cero", said "there's word of a private video taped in a yacht, which could involve Alejandro Sanz, Shakira and Antonio de la Rúa, but this material is in the prosecutors' hands".
He stated that, according to the prosecutor, "if some of this tape's content would be made public, it could seriously threaten the singer and couple's private life".
Yup, the bar for celebrity sex tapes has just been set that much higher. You hear that Lindsay? A plain old vanilla sex tape just isn't going to cut it anymore. You either go big, or go home.
Update: Turns out this was an April fool's joke. But since we picked it up off AOL, we can't really be expected ot have known.
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Shakira Flashes Golden Thong Hotness On Set of New Music Video
The world's hottest midget has done it again. Seriously, Shakira is one smoking hot little person. Here's a day in the life of her new music video shoot: dress sexy, spin and gyrate and dance around in front of a hundred dudes with cameras and some just pretending they have a job on the set. Oh, yeah, also flash a little thong just above that amazing booty, just below that muscular bare midriff. I'm not exactly sure what she's doing with her hand to the little peeing boy sculpture, but I'm quite certain that I'm jealous. Enjoy.
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