Shakira

Shakira Cleavage at the French Music Awards Gives Us Dirty Tiny Person Thoughts

Shakira is the world's hottest midget, hands down, and I say that as a man who has sampled the earthly delights of many a small person (consider that an intentional overshare). 

At the NRJ Music Awards over the weekend in Cannes, Colombian woman of the asstastic world threw off some serious cleavage vibe, almost distracting me from complete fulfillment at the sounds of all the awesome French pop music. Oh, man, how my iPod is filled with that craptastic audio assault.

Shakira remains super hot. When she flashes her sextastic petite body, you can feel the heat doubled. And if she ever shakes any parts, off the damn scale. Enjoy.

Shakira Drops Some Shorty Swank Switzerland Hotness

As January rolls through, expect lots of balls, galas, award ceremonies, and an entire slew of events for which my powder blue tuxedo remains at the ever-ready, despite so many invitations being lost in the mail.

One such function being the FIFA Gala in Switzerland yesterday, a country whose chocolate I consume on a regular basis, and whose women melt in my mouth, or, that might be in reverse, but who had the foresight to invite super hottie midget Shakira to get all decked out and dolled up and looking all kinds of hot to get an award, or give an award, or just plain show off her amazing body.

From skimpy bikinis to low cut fancy dresses, we dig Shakira in a way that would most likely make the Colombian girl quite uncomfortable if she knew the details. Enjoy.

Shakira Flashes Bikini Pictures Flash One of the World’s Hottest Asstastics

You know how much we lust the world's sexiest little woman, Shakira, the international diva superstar and all around shaker of the hot buns. In a rare candid appearance, Shakira has put those perfectly honed cheeks on display via a thong bikini bottom, a lounge chair by the pool in Miami, and the saving grace of a monster telescopic photo lens by our boys in the trees. And, it's all so very worthwhile. Look at that arse. It's everything we hoped it would be, with the skin tight lycra bottoms pulled away. Just a perfectly tuned badonkadonk of epic proportions.

+1, err, +2 for the world's hottest midget. Whoa, Shakira. Enjoy.

Demi Lovato Steals the Show With Boobtastico Fantastico at Latin Grammy Awards

Ay, mami! Demi Lovato led a cast of super hottie Latinas at last night's Grammy Awards that included Zoe Saldana, Sofia Vergara, Shakira, Paulina Rubio, and Adrienne Bailon, in a veritable panoply of sultry perfection.

But, for the moment, let us just focus on the return to hotness of Demi Lovato, a troubled beginning to her 2011 year, the semi-Mexi girl has made a sharp turn at the fork in the road back to Hottieville in the past few months, perhaps topped off by this top-revealing appearance at the Latin Grammy Awards. All I know is, the next time Demi Lovato calls me to ask me what she should wear out on our date to the Sizzler, I'm subtly mentioning the little number she wore to the Grammys. Muy sexual. Enjoy.

Shakira and Paulina Rubio Front the Hotness Parade at Latin Recording Academy Award Show

Someday, somewhere, somehow, I'm going to be nominated for Person of the Year for something. I can feel my destiny. But, once again last night, I was denied even a simple nomination for the Latin Recording Academy's Person of the Year Awards gala. Still, I hold no grudges, being that I'm neither Latin, a Record Artist, or much of a good citizen. Plus, the event itself brought together a robust list of Latina hotties which included the world's hottest midget and recently Hollywood starred, Shakira, vastly underrated hottie Paulina Rubio, the sultry boobtastic Paula Fernandez, and Univision sexy mama, Satcha Pretto. Los mas bonitas. Disfruta.

Shakira Takes Her Tiny Hotness to Hollywood Legend Status

Granted, the Hollywood Star isn't what it used to be. I think you can now buy one for for two Count Chocula cereal box tops plus $3.99 shipping and handling and two seasons on a CW show, still, congratulations to the world's hottest midget on street level immortality, receiving her official credentials for stardom yesterday on Hollywood Boulevard. Shakira is one of the world's most popular entertainers, not to mention a girl who wears tight stretch pants on stage like just about no other sub five-footer, and she certainly puts her time and money behind some very worthwhile causes, so good on you Waka-Waka for your significant tribute. Enjoy.

Shakira, Britney Spears, and Fergie Highlight Sexy Veteran Diva Weekend (VIDEO)

Well, say what you will about the aging of the pop diva hotties, but Shakira remains for me the world's hottest midget, Britney Spears has made a comeback that may not be 100%, but certainly far more than most people thought possible when she launched the Femme Fatale tour in May, and, Fergie, while she definitely has been looking like her non-stop two-year world tour with the Black-Eyed Peas has taken its toll, she still stepped up big for the big time show in Central Park over the weekend. Check out the divas, pick your favorite, pick your second favorite, and your third, mash them all together in one backstage fantasy pass. Enjoy.

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