Egotastic
As January rolls through, expect lots of balls, galas, award ceremonies, and an entire slew of events for which my powder blue tuxedo remains at the ever-ready, despite so many invitations being lost in the mail.
One such function being the FIFA Gala in Switzerland yesterday, a country whose chocolate I consume on a regular basis, and whose women melt in my mouth, or, that might be in reverse, but who had the foresight to invite super hottie midget Shakira to get all decked out and dolled up and looking all kinds of hot to get an award, or give an award, or just plain show off her amazing body.
From skimpy bikinis to low cut fancy dresses, we dig Shakira in a way that would most likely make the Colombian girl quite uncomfortable if she knew the details. Enjoy.
Shakira Cleavage at the French Music Awards Gives Us Dirty Tiny Person Thoughts
Shakira is the world's hottest midget, hands down, and I say that as a man who has sampled the earthly delights of many a small person (consider that an intentional overshare).
At the NRJ Music Awards over the weekend in Cannes, Colombian woman of the asstastic world threw off some serious cleavage vibe, almost distracting me from complete fulfillment at the sounds of all the awesome French pop music. Oh, man, how my iPod is filled with that craptastic audio assault.
Shakira remains super hot. When she flashes her sextastic petite body, you can feel the heat doubled. And if she ever shakes any parts, off the damn scale. Enjoy.
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