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Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Candace Bailey, Shakira, The Michalka Sisters, and Much Much More…

Oh, blessed mother of self-published pics, how you grace us. There really is no better modern day phenomenon, a billion dollars worth of Instagram phenomenon, than sextastic celebrities shooting pictures of themselves on their camera phones and distributing them out to the world wide digisphere. Wunderbar.  

This weeks Sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-shot contributions from G4 hottie hostess, Candace Bailey, some bunny love from Shakira, a couple of at home shots from AJ Michalka and Aly Michalka, Sara Jean Underwood mounting another woman, Kendall Jenner bikini teen delights, and so much more we can't even list it all. It's a veritable plethora of personal celebrity pics that must be seen to be appreciated. Enjoy.

Jaime Pressly Bikini Pictures, Adrianne Curry Naughtiness, and Sara Jean Underwood Partying with Friends Headline This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

We are really digging hard on celebrity Twitpics these days; with the ever growing trend of super hotties doing half our work, and taking us deep into their private spaces. Not necessarily the private spaces for which we'd pay a kidney to visit, but private enough to get the cheap thrills that fill our life tanks.

This week's Celebrity Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Jaime Pressly showing off her hot bikini body, Adrianne Curry getting cheeky with her chest cheeks, Sara Jean Underwood posing with Candace Bailey in a sandwich we'd kill to be the meat in, Jennifer Love Hewitt flashing cleavetastic, and much much more. Check it out. And, enjoy.

Shakira Cleavage at the French Music Awards Gives Us Dirty Tiny Person Thoughts

Shakira is the world's hottest midget, hands down, and I say that as a man who has sampled the earthly delights of many a small person (consider that an intentional overshare). 

At the NRJ Music Awards over the weekend in Cannes, Colombian woman of the asstastic world threw off some serious cleavage vibe, almost distracting me from complete fulfillment at the sounds of all the awesome French pop music. Oh, man, how my iPod is filled with that craptastic audio assault.

Shakira remains super hot. When she flashes her sextastic petite body, you can feel the heat doubled. And if she ever shakes any parts, off the damn scale. Enjoy.

Shakira Drops Some Shorty Swank Switzerland Hotness

As January rolls through, expect lots of balls, galas, award ceremonies, and an entire slew of events for which my powder blue tuxedo remains at the ever-ready, despite so many invitations being lost in the mail.

One such function being the FIFA Gala in Switzerland yesterday, a country whose chocolate I consume on a regular basis, and whose women melt in my mouth, or, that might be in reverse, but who had the foresight to invite super hottie midget Shakira to get all decked out and dolled up and looking all kinds of hot to get an award, or give an award, or just plain show off her amazing body.

From skimpy bikinis to low cut fancy dresses, we dig Shakira in a way that would most likely make the Colombian girl quite uncomfortable if she knew the details. Enjoy.

Shakira Flashes Bikini Pictures Flash One of the World’s Hottest Asstastics

You know how much we lust the world's sexiest little woman, Shakira, the international diva superstar and all around shaker of the hot buns. In a rare candid appearance, Shakira has put those perfectly honed cheeks on display via a thong bikini bottom, a lounge chair by the pool in Miami, and the saving grace of a monster telescopic photo lens by our boys in the trees. And, it's all so very worthwhile. Look at that arse. It's everything we hoped it would be, with the skin tight lycra bottoms pulled away. Just a perfectly tuned badonkadonk of epic proportions.

+1, err, +2 for the world's hottest midget. Whoa, Shakira. Enjoy.

Demi Lovato Steals the Show With Boobtastico Fantastico at Latin Grammy Awards

Ay, mami! Demi Lovato led a cast of super hottie Latinas at last night's Grammy Awards that included Zoe Saldana, Sofia Vergara, Shakira, Paulina Rubio, and Adrienne Bailon, in a veritable panoply of sultry perfection.

But, for the moment, let us just focus on the return to hotness of Demi Lovato, a troubled beginning to her 2011 year, the semi-Mexi girl has made a sharp turn at the fork in the road back to Hottieville in the past few months, perhaps topped off by this top-revealing appearance at the Latin Grammy Awards. All I know is, the next time Demi Lovato calls me to ask me what she should wear out on our date to the Sizzler, I'm subtly mentioning the little number she wore to the Grammys. Muy sexual. Enjoy.

Shakira and Paulina Rubio Front the Hotness Parade at Latin Recording Academy Award Show

Someday, somewhere, somehow, I'm going to be nominated for Person of the Year for something. I can feel my destiny. But, once again last night, I was denied even a simple nomination for the Latin Recording Academy's Person of the Year Awards gala. Still, I hold no grudges, being that I'm neither Latin, a Record Artist, or much of a good citizen. Plus, the event itself brought together a robust list of Latina hotties which included the world's hottest midget and recently Hollywood starred, Shakira, vastly underrated hottie Paulina Rubio, the sultry boobtastic Paula Fernandez, and Univision sexy mama, Satcha Pretto. Los mas bonitas. Disfruta.