Egotastic
Somehow, the Hunger Games marketing team has managed to convince both guys and girls that this is a movie they must see which means that this film is going to gross oodles and buckets of cash. And, more importantly, oodles and buckets of sexy celebrities came out to pimp the film on the red carpet of the world premiere last night in Los Angeles, led by the film's star, Jennifer Lawrence, who is just all kinds of 24 x 7 hot, with last night being no exception. Jennifer gives us Hunger Games of another kind, if you know what I'm saying (and I don't even exactly know myself what I'm saying, but if it sounds naughty, borderline perverted, then you get my point).
Other sextastic celebs in attendance included an unusually dolled up and cleavetastic Miley Cyrus, a pleasant surprise, along with underrated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks, sweet brunette yummy delicious Odette Yustman, our farm system favorite, Shailene Woodley, and don't you know puppet master Kris Jenner got Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner into super short dresses for yet another red carpet photo-fest. We can't comment on the girls not yet of age, other than to say if we did comment, we'd likely be arrested. Enjoy.
Shailene Woodley Still Innocently Hot in ASOS Magazine
We developed something of an inappropriate crush on thespianic cutie Shailene Woodley this past winter during her extended award season for The Descendants. No, it wasn't inappropriate because of her age, since despite playing a teen in the movie, Shailene is in her early 20's. It was more inappropriate because of how we couldn't stop imagining covering her body with taco sauce and playing human chalupa with the sextastic sweetheart who makes our doughnut grease hearts repeatedly go thump.
Featured in the upcoming edition of ASOS magazine, Shailene continues to impress us with the fact that we still dig checking her out, even when wearing way too much clothing. Sometimes, a girl just needs to impress you with her sense of style, and you need to pretend to be interested in that side of her, until you get to subtly mention that it's a shame she's hiding such precious gifts beneath. Keep it classy, gents. Enjoy.
WHEN LUST TURNED TO UNBRIDLED PASSION FOR SHAILENE WOODLEY