Selita Ebanks

Jessica White and Erin Heatherton Two of the Many Hotties at Spring Dinner Dance in the Big Apple

April 11, 2012 @ 9:38 am
Erin Heatherton Spring Dinner Dance in NYC
Jessica White Spring Dinner Dance in NYC
Doutzen Kroes Spring Dinner Dance in NYC
Selita Ebanks Spring Dinner Dance in NYC
Erin Heatherton Spring Dinner Dance in NYC
Jessica White Spring Dinner Dance in NYC
Jessica White Spring Dinner Dance in NYC
Doutzen Kroes Spring Dinner Dance in NYC
Erin Heatherton Spring Dinner Dance in NYC
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Erin Heatherton Nekkid
We've Loved Her Body Since We First Laid Bare Eyes on It 5 Photos »
Selita Ebanks FHM Sexy
Selita Ebanks in FHM UK
This Girl Deserves Far More Attention 7 Photos »

I still hold a tender place in my heart for every girl I ever felt up at a school dance or formal. I hold a tender place in my groin for one of them who kicked me thusly on one of my Bryan Adams ballad reach-arounds, but I hold no grudges. So I was especially moved to see the hotness abounding at the Spring Dinner Dance charity function in N.Y.C. last night where a slew of sextastic celebs and models got decked out for a great cause, well, two great causes if you consider the visual delights for us gentleman oglers a great cause, and how can you not.

Among the wonderful wonderments of the female form in attendance were Jessica White, who we never see enough of, recently released from Leo's beardish clutches, Erin Heatherton, wicked hot new mom, Doutzen Kroes, and sultry goddess, Selita Ebanks. Were all of these ladies wearing far too much clothing for our tastes last eve? Yes, of course. But I think you'll find that a simple twist of the imagination screws will have them dancing nekkid in your mind in no time. Least, they're doing the clothes-less rumba in my head as we speak. Enjoy.

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Selita Ebanks Highlights Her Grand Caymans in Open Magazine

October 19, 2011 @ 6:40 am
Selita Ebanks in Open Magazine Mexico
Selita Ebanks in Open Magazine Mexico
Selita Ebanks in Open Magazine Mexico
Selita Ebanks in Open Magazine Mexico
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Selita Ebanks simply does not get enough lust. Sure, there are many sexy celebrity models around which to spread the visual distraction time, but this former Victoria's Secret and S.I. Swimsuit model (despite not leaking private naughty photos like her counterpart May Andersen) just produces one hot photoshoot after another designed to cause jaw dropping and other body part raising experiences. Her mini-pictorial for Open Magazine down Mexico way is absolutely no exception to the Selita makes sexy pictures rule. I'm about to prepared to name her my favorite girl ever from the Cayman Islands. I know, I had to narrow down that list sharply, but she deserves it. Keep up the sextastic work, Selita, and we'll keep ogling. Enjoy.

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Peaks Peek

September 22, 2011 @ 11:50 am

Rachel Bilson bra peek. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan takes a break from making out with family and friends. (Celebuzz)

Eva Amurri hot bachelorette party invites. (HuffPo)

LeAnn Rimes and other celebs who got boob jobs. (FoxNews)

Bar Refaeli smells good. (Celebuzz)

Maggie Gyllenhaal makes a movie about vibrators. (theFABlife)

Selita Ebanks puts some much needed sexiness in a children's charity event. (GlobalGrind)

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Selita Ebanks Lingerie Pictures in FHM Are Naughty Nighttime for Your Daytime Leering

August 9, 2011 @ 8:50 am
Selita Ebanks in FHM UK
Selita Ebanks in FHM UK
Selita Ebanks in FHM UK
Selita Ebanks in FHM UK
Selita Ebanks in FHM UK
Selita Ebanks in FHM UK
Selita Ebanks in FHM UK
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Let's give it up for my very favorite Caymanian and one of the more underrated (if that's possible) Victoria's Secret angels, Selita Ebanks, spreading love and hotness on the pages of this month's FHM magazine. Do you like sultry, sexy, hot supermodels flashing their tight, taut delicious bodies in little bits of nighttime lingerie? Well, of course you do, as long as you're still breathing. Bless you, Selita, just for being so damn hot. Enjoy.

For more on Selita Ebanks and other cover girls head to FHM.com.

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Olivia Munn and Selita Ebanks Head(shop)line Hotties at Vodka Pimping Event in Vegas

April 20, 2011 @ 8:39 am
Olivia Munn and Selita Ebanks at Pure Nightclub
Olivia Munn and Selita Ebanks at Pure Nightclub
Olivia Munn and Selita Ebanks at Pure Nightclub
Olivia Munn and Selita Ebanks at Pure Nightclub
Olivia Munn and Selita Ebanks at Pure Nightclub
Olivia Munn and Selita Ebanks at Pure Nightclub
Olivia Munn and Selita Ebanks at Pure Nightclub
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With the inevitable cancelation of her network show, Olivia Munn wasted no time pimping her fanboy faptastic body at Pure Nightclub in Vegas to celebrate the launch of a new Vodka flavor. (Want to know the best Vodka  flavor by the way? Vodka. If you want to drink juice, drink juice.) We know nerds across world had united their avatars in emotional support when their goddess was quickly demoted from NBC TV status, but this little something of Munn Cleavage ought to keep them quiet in the basement for a little while. Joining Olivia at the grain-alcohol jazzy junket was sexy celeb Selita Ebanks who brought a little red hot sauce of her own to the event, where the celebs mixed in with corporate VIPs and gabbed the night away discussing whatever it is people discuss when they gab. Personally, my buddies and I can go away for a long weekend and not exchange more than five words beyond 'hey' and be quite content, but I bet Pure Nightclub was hopping with gab. Hold tight, fanboys, the next Olivia Munn project is right around the corner. Enjoy.

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