Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson (as Sexy Black Widow) With Fellow Superheroes on the Set of The Avengers

September 5, 2011 @ 7:07 am
Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow Leads Cast of The Avengers on Set of Filming
Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow Leads Cast of The Avengers on Set of Filming
Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow Leads Cast of The Avengers on Set of Filming
Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow Leads Cast of The Avengers on Set of Filming
Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow Leads Cast of The Avengers on Set of Filming
Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow Leads Cast of The Avengers on Set of Filming
Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow Leads Cast of The Avengers on Set of Filming
Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow Leads Cast of The Avengers on Set of Filming
Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow Leads Cast of The Avengers on Set of Filming
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Okay, no spoiler alerts needed this time, you fanboys all know what these Avengers look like from their previous, mostly craptastic individual films (save for Iron Man, the first, and one of the two Hulk reboots). But, let's put aside our mint-in-box action figure collectible minds momentarily to focus on the truly worthwhile cause of Scarlett Johansson, returned to us as Natasha Romanoff, a.k.a., Black Widow, with some seriously skin tight outfits and some seriously kick-ass boobtastic and junkside, all strapped into one butt-kicking bad-ass that I can not wait to see in unleashed fighter mode next May 4th.

Scarlett, let's consider it a date. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson Goes Old School Lingerie For Elle

August 2, 2011 @ 11:40 am
Scarlett Johansson in Elle Magazine France
Scarlett Johansson in Elle Magazine France
Scarlett Johansson in Elle Magazine France
Scarlett Johansson in Elle Magazine France
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I have a special fondness for French magazines. French fries and french magazines, those would be my top two franco things of all time, oh, okay, Sarkozy's wife to, so three things, but, if we were talking life long commitment, I'd fo with the magazines, followed closely by the fries. A prime example of why Frenchy magazines kick some ass -- this month's Elle magazine, featuring a not-often-seen-enough Scarlett Johansson in a wardrobe of a bit of old-school lingerie, flashing the look and the body that are permanently mimeographed onto the male regions of your brain. Not much finer than Scarlett, freshly single, boobtastic, and ready to mingle. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson Tries to Sweat Off the Sean Penn Tinge

July 7, 2011 @ 10:53 am
Scarlett Johansson Out in New York City Wearing Workout Clothes
Scarlett Johansson Out in New York City Wearing Workout Clothes
Scarlett Johansson Out in New York City Wearing Workout Clothes
Scarlett Johansson Out in New York City Wearing Workout Clothes
Scarlett Johansson Out in New York City Wearing Workout Clothes
Scarlett Johansson Out in New York City Wearing Workout Clothes
Scarlett Johansson Out in New York City Wearing Workout Clothes
Scarlett Johansson Out in New York City Wearing Workout Clothes
Scarlett Johansson Out in New York City Wearing Workout Clothes
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Scarlett Johansson is really one of the classic hotties of the past decade. Here's to hoping she shakes off the mini-landslide of the past six months that included her divorce from Ryan Reynolds and the rebound shacking up with Sean Penn, the latter of which remains inexplicable to me, mostly because every time I start to delve into the reasons why, I barf a little in my mouth.

Scarlett Johansson seems ready to return to the form and function that put her in the Top 10 sexy celebrities list of just about every man on the planet, hitting the gym in N.Y.C. in the cliche cover-up of the hat and sunglasses. Still, you can't hide awesome. Enjoy.

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Monstrously Hot

June 9, 2011 @ 11:45 am

Charlize Theron still looks freaking awesome. (Popoholic)

Cheryl Crow flashes her panties. (GossipCop)

Pippa Middleton loses a butt contest. (FoxNews)

Scarlett Johansson in her sweats. (GossipCenter)

Emma Watson Twitpics. (HuffPo)

I present to you pictures of a hot chick. (TheChive)

Leighton Meester supports Wang. (Celebuzz)

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When Guys Choose Does Hotness Reign? Check Out the Sexy Celebrities at the Guys Choice Awards

June 5, 2011 @ 6:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards
Mila Kunis at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards
Erin Heatherton at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards
Minka Kelly at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards
Minka Kelly at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards
Scarlett Johansson at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards
Minka Kelly at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards
Minka Kelly at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards
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Some of the bigger names in Hottieville made it out last night to the Guys Choice Awards hosted by Spike, sort of a warmup the night before the MTV Movie Awards. The highlight, for me, was veteran sexy bomb Jennifer Aniston taking home the Decade of Hotness award (you know I hate these superlatives, but, she's definitely a worthy consideration). Jennifer blessed her yoga instructor for helping keep her hot body so, well, hot. Could've probably thanked Angelina Jolie for stealing her man ten years ago too and driving Jen to commit to uber-fitness as part of her long term revenge.

Check out the other sexy celebrities of Hottieville who made it out to the Guys Choice Awards last night, like sexy Minka Kelly, Mila Kunis, Erin Heatherton, and Eva Mendes.. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson Mo’ Mo’ Mango Sweetness

May 11, 2011 @ 9:18 am
Scarlett Johansson Mango Photoshoot
Scarlett Johansson Mango Photoshoot
Scarlett Johansson Mango Photoshoot
Scarlett Johansson Mango Photoshoot
Scarlett Johansson Mango Photoshoot
Scarlett Johansson Mango Photoshoot
Scarlett Johansson Mango Photoshoot
Scarlett Johansson Mango Photoshoot
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While some of her recent personal moves may be questionable (like moving in with Sean Penn after her divorce, twice her age and at least twice the crazy), there's no denying that Scarlett Johansson remains one of the very hottest celebrities on the face of this spinning gaseous orb. Her recent photoshoots for Mango fashions in particular have been downright outrageously hot and remind us of the nearly limitless sextastic potential of this still young, uber-sexy actress. I hope and pray she stays boobtastic and sexy and doesn't go thespianic crazy in the Penn household. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson Flashes Mo’ Mo’ Mangoes

April 27, 2011 @ 9:39 am
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So many rumors swirling around Scarlett Johansson these days, it's hard to keep focus on what really matters -- just how freakin' hot she is. Sure, there's some kind of taint to having Sean Penn monologuing your taint, but, after ogling her hotness in these additional Mango ad photos, I can't help but want to conspire a boating emergency at sea, whisk Scarlett away to a remote desert island, impress her with my bamboo hut crafting abilities, then casually ease the conversation into the silly formalities of clothing. That evening, beneath the stars and our own nekkid forms, shall we dine on mangoes. Enjoy.

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