Hayden Panettiere sexes up the red carpet. (Celebuzz)
More awesome Beyonce sideboob. (TheSuperficial)
Two handfuls of Coco heaven. (TMZ)
Girls that dig porn. (CollegeHumor)
Kristin Cavallari flashes some leg. (DrunkenStepfather)
Addison Timlin sextastic tribute. (TheChive)
Sarah Shahi and Paris Hilton catfight. (GossipCop)
Another week, another set of unique reader finds, some brand new, some archival, all right in my wheelhouse. Shoutout to Egotastic! superfan 'Antonio M.' for sending this recent twitpic of Community hottie actresses Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs getting it on, well, not quite, but, still, just enough to fuel my R.E.M. sleep cinema for a few weeks.
Big props to 'Chris K.' who has no problem shirking work to search the Internet for hot photos of our be-lusted and Xenu-manacled Katie Holmes, as in this amazing photograph of an almost Katie Holmes nip slip which only saddens us to think we may never see her boobtastic again.
Speaking of nipple slips and hot women, shoutout to Egotastic! diehard 'Ernie J.' for gifting us the gift of Sarah Shahi wardrobe malfunction and a view into the bare chestal region of this ridiculously hot actress.
Finally, and this one really could be a brilliant freeze-frame find, 'Cuenta D.' sent us a single frame from the 2005 powerhouse Tom Green film, Bob the Butler (no, you did not see it), where Brooke Shields appears to be letting loose a little bare sideboob. Could it be a comeback of the Shield's boob after a two decade absence? It seems so. Enjoy.
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So, apparently, Esquire magazine runs these features where they go photograph hot celebrities in their own homes in their underwear. And, apparently, I've just applied for a job as 'key grip' with the Esquire photo-team. Sarah Shahi in her underwear, all nipple poking and hot bodied and curvy and tight and... well, damn near perfection. My Sarah Shahi lust forced me to watch many episodes of the L-Word, in slow motion, and now I'm checking her out on Fairly Legal, but, I'm willing to work for my art. Enjoy.
We don't see much of Sarah Shahi on here, certainly not enough. But the L-Word hottie demanded our attention when she Twitpic'd herself changing clothes for a photoshoot leading up to the InStyle sponsored party for the Golden Globe Nominations. For those of us forced over the years to sneak up dangerously tall ladders, shimmy through claustrophobic ventilation ducts, or dress-up like women, just to get photos of sexy celebrities in their bras and panties, well, this self-publishing of half-naked photos idea is really quite the invention. Sarah Shahi brings the complete package to the table, the looks, the body, the boobs, the sultry mixed ethnic heritage, lust it completely. Enjoy.
(P.S. As much as I love my job, how about being that dude who gets to fix up her stocking and garters while kneeling behind her? Didn't see that job listing on Craigslist!)
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When I first saw these pictures of Sarah Shahi at the Bride Wars premiere, I thought "why the hell is she wearing those dorky glasses?" Then I saw her amazing cleavage, and I got it. She must have been thinking "uh oh, this dress is way too hot to wear by itself, I need something to counteract my hotness..." But you know what, I think those giant, nerdy glasses just make her look hotter. Because what's hotter than a sexy nerd? Absolutely nothing.
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Julie Benz and Brittany Snow Lead List of Womanly Hotties at The Women in Film Awards
You know we love women in film, in fact, it's kind of our undying passion. So when they actually hold an award show for women in film, we're going to be all eyes double peeled, in this case, finding Julie Benz and Brittany Snow leading our list of hotties at the Lucy and Crystal Women in Film Awards last night. Also representing the fairer sex to a fare-thee-well, Katie Holmes, escaped for the evening, Rose McGowan, our firecracker lust, and Sarah Shahi, who has had more hot makeout sessions with other women than, well, even me (if that number be greater than two). Enjoy.