Egotastic
Now, far be it for me to complain about the co-ed employment sites around this office. Between my six-fingered assistant Gretchen, who was in fact named the hottest girl in grade school in a repeated guttural mumblings from the skeezy school janitor who used to let her handle his mop when nobody was looking, to Qaaea, our Myanmar petite sweetie voted Tech Department's Most Likely to Lose Their Virginity by Age 30 (in an albeit underwhelming competition). So, we got the lookers.
Yet, going to work on the set of Modern Family would mean hanging with Sudamericana veteran sextastic Sofia Vergara and her young protege, the divinely sweet Sarah Hyland, just a couple working gals who present constant visual delights for their co-workers throughout the day. Personally, I'd probably find myself becoming far less productive, unless that is my job title was changed to Sr. VP of Wanking. Just saying. Enjoy.
Sarah Hyland Drinking and Smoking Like a St. Patty’s Day Fiend
Okay, before you freak out, while Sarah Hyland plays a teen on television, she is 21 years of age as of last November. Also, I think you know our own view on the fact that somebody can work double full time, make a bundle, support their family, and still not be able to legally drink a beer is rather ridiculous. On the other hand, the smoking, well, we'd prefer Sarah orally fixate on the living stick. Crude, but less dangerous.
The point being, we have a little thing for little Sarah Hyland, and we want her around for a long time to come looking her finest, not that she doesn't deserve her fun at the wrap party for Modern Family where she was indulging in some vices, but nothing St. Patrick himself wouldn't have been doing right along side her. Enjoy.
I STILL REMEMBER WHEN WE MET SARAH HYLAND AND FIRST FELL IN LUST