Sammy Braddy

Sammy Braddy Final Topless Photoshoot (Spill Some Breast Milk for My Homies)

 
February 22, 2012 @ 8:42 am
It's All Over For The Braddy Boobtastic
 Sammy Braddy Final Topless Photoshoot
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There's a very unsettling trend going on. Some of our favorite sextastic glamour models hanging up the funbags and seeking retirement in the form of the obligatory 'going back to school' or 'fading from the spotlight', or 'spending more time with family'. As if any of these reasons excuse taking your amazing chest puppies and going home.

Alas, what can you do in this age of personal freedom and individual liberties that allow a super boobtastic hottie like Sammy Braddy to put her winter melons away for good, depriving the ogling community of two awesome sextacular mainstays. Blessed be our friends at Zoo magazine for highlighting the headlights of Sammy Braddy's last topless photoshoot ever, a tribute to a twin pair of precious pairs that we may never see again. Thus, we weep.

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Sammy Braddy Topless Pictures for More Evidence of Britain’s Best Boobs

 
February 7, 2012 @ 11:42 am
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 Sammy Braddy Topless in Zoo
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Well, it wasn't long ago that our friends at Zoo magazine declared that Sammy Braddy has the most fantastic funbags in all of the British Isles, and, now, like good flesh-puppy loving chaps, they're providing further evidence to their claim with another round of looks at this cheeky chest. Now, you know we disfavor superlatives when it comes to the sextastic; there are no best boobs in the world, there are just tons and tons of really awesome knockers. That being said, I would not mind pinning a medal on Sammy Braddy's chest. Enjoy.

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HUMPDAY HUZZAH: Does Sammy Braddy Have Britain’s Finest Melons?

 
September 21, 2011 @ 10:55 am
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A controversy of the double-barreled kind is brewing in the Old Country since our friends at Zoo magazine named glamorous glam model Sammy Braddy as the rightful owner of Britannia's finest set of knockers. Let me say two things on the matter (one thing for each of those delicious Braddy balloons): first, those are clearly some deliciously amazing milkers of the creamy-rising-to-the-top variety. No doubt, these noteworthy melons do the English peoples proud. But, second, I think it's time we stop with the 'Best of' nonsense, when it comes to all things for which entire categories are simply and udderly amazing.

Best boobs? All sexy celebrity full-frontal cans are 'best' in my book, each, their own uniquely hot form, each their own ticket to subconsciously bound infantile suckling happy thoughts. The 'best' thing is when we bare all boobs; this is the Pareto-optimal lust-inducement equation. Trust. And, enjoy.

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Weekend Links

August 12, 2011 @ 1:40 pm

Sammy Braddy has Britain's best boobs! (ZOO)

Ashley Tisdale in a hot little dress. (Celebuzz)

Brooke Hogan gets nekkid for PETA. (SocialiteLife)

Rihanna holding a big gun. (HuffPo)

Pippa Middleton has the X Factor. (FoxNews)

Dianna Agron shows pink. (GossipCenter)

Hot chicks doing hot things. Simple enough.(TheChive)

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