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Sam Cooke and Holly Peers Boobtastic Showdown in Thursday’s Page 3 Battle

 
March 29, 2012 @ 11:11 am
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Oh, my, oh, my. Talk about a battle of the beauty-weights. Sam Cooke and Holly Peers, two of our favorite Britty glamour models to ever walk the face of this planet topless, going ta-to-ta in a battle of Page 3 pictorials this week. Hide the kids, lock grandma in the basement, this is going to get fleshy.

I'm glad that we make you decide these battles, because I could never personally choice between two of the finest things in life. Enjoy.

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Battle Boobtastic: Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Danni Wells, and Sam Cooke

 
December 8, 2011 @ 11:24 am
December Page 3 Battle
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Sam Cooke in Page 3 the Week of August 21st, 2011
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Thors-Day definitely needs some fabulous funbag competitions to keep it from turning dreary, and when we turn to funbags, we always take a peek at the latest peaks offered up from our friends at Page 3, where Britain's finest flesh puppies go for public exhibition. Rather than just review a couple skin-couplets, we decided to put together a little battle between and betwixt Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Danni Wells, and Sam Cooke, an eighty-pronged approach to a sunnier skied workday. 

Which tremendous twosome reigns supreme in your virtual pantheon of the magnificent mammaries?

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Thank God It’s Funbags (TGIF): Rosie Jones Tries To Hold Off Topless Sam Cooke in Page 3 Battle

 
November 25, 2011 @ 11:49 am
Rosie Jones Hot and Topless on the Pages of Page 3
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If you're suffering through a serious Black Friday shopping nightmare today, then you understand our current stress level here. To be fair, we're mostly just drinking spiked and spiced cider here in the office while our six-fingered trusty assistant Gretchen runs between Walmart, Best Buy, and Target, the trifecta of hell on this most prodigious purchasing day of the year. Still, it's stressful receiving all her anxious texts. We're empathetic creatures, even if thick-skinned deviants.

Tough boob-battle here on Friday. The inimitable young hot boobtastic Rosie Jones flashing her award-winning (I mean, we've given her many awards) funbags versus the veteran Page 3 glamous model, Sam Cooke, whose melons stand behind no other at the upright farmer's market. Hmm. Using some basic Egotastic! mathematics, we know full well that the whole of the four flesh puppies is far more delightful than the merely the sum of the parts. So we'll take all four! Enjoy.

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Sam Cooke and Rhian Sugden Provide A Double Hot Topless Dip of Page 3

 
September 13, 2011 @ 10:26 am
Sam Cooke in Page 3
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Another no-loser battle is brewing on our very favorite Page 3 this week between blonde glamour models, Sam Cooke, a delicious newcomer to our little Egotastic! world, and Rhian Sugden, for whom we have willingly emptied our paltry bank accounts since meeting almost a year ago now. Two hot blondes, four hot melons, all in the name of sunny delights. The next time somebody asks you to count your blessings, you better at least reach the number 'four' with ease. Enjoy.

(Don't forget to join us on Egotastic! Facebook where we have an unusually alluring link to the 3-D round and round the rounds look at a topless Sam Cooke.)

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Sam Cooke Proves That Sexy Celebrities Don’t Have to Be Dumb

 
August 22, 2011 @ 11:09 am
Classic Sam Cooke Page 3 Topless Pictures
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Hottie celebs can be smart too. Or vice-versa. Not all spend their waking hours rummaging through racks of fashions, or dreaming of fairytale on-camera weddings, or worrying how their new boyfriend will look to the paparazzi when shot alongside them stepping out of Katsuya. Some study biology and chemistry and are still smoking hot.

Take for instance, bio-chem major and former Page 3 Idol winner, Sam Cooke, a celebrity glamour model of the brainiest and most boobtastic proportions. The combination of chest and mind in these new (plus some classic) Page 3 topless pictures might just throw me into an endless loop of naughty nekkid science lectures from which I might never escape. But I'd be okay with that.

Listen up ladies, amazing funbags and sexy bodies are still tops, but a girl who knows the Periodic Table by heart, Mmmm.  Enjoy.

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