Rosie Jones

Rosie Jones Covered Topless by the Pool and Miley Cyrus See-Through Top Lead the Charge for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Pictures Put Her Hotness Front and Center (VIDEO)

 

Ever had a fantasy about entering the private spaces of a hot, young, busty teasy woman like Rosie Jones, when she suddenly cracks a couple beers and starts taking her top off? I've had ten such thoughts just since I got out of my Corolla limousine this morning.

Well, I'd say our friends at Front magazine have just about nailed my most recurring glamour model fantasy, nailed it to a tee. Rosie Jones is so extraordinarily sextastic, seeing her prance about flashing her deliciously full fun bags can't help but make you want to overpopulate this planet, green movement be damned, there's babies to be made.  Mother Nature is a sinister woman. Unstoppable in her manipulations of the male instinct. So, revel in your lack of self-determination for a moment and watch Rosie bounce. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Outtakes Take the Cake in the Boobtastic Department

 

Blessed midday hump of a week when that hump contains the luscious lady bumps of girls as hot as Rosie Jones and Holly Peers, who delighted us with their pressed-ta's a plenty in their April Nuts photoshoot, and, now, the inevitable icing on the cake -- the outtakes. And ain't they a dandy?

How any man could view the delicious DD treats of these two amazing young women topless in little bits of lingerie and not firmly believe that funbags can, in fact, save this world from the ills of violence and aggression, well, that's behind me. This globe needs one amazing virtual suckle from the soothing hot teats of Rosie and Holly to take a collective chill pill and settle down into a blissful nap of sextastic female dreams.

Am I overstating the power of the flesh puppies to heal all that troubles? I am not. Enjoy.

Who Has Got the Luckiest Job in the Entire World?

See the Luckiest Handbra in the World!

We often make mention of how lucky one man or another is in relation to our favorite sextastic celebrities, but, today, I have to nominate a woman. An inked up hottie woman by the name of Arabella Drummond who just happened to draw the long straw assignment of serving as human handbra for the latest Nuts photoshoot of the delicious Rosie Jones.

Now, we of course prefer no bra at all, even if it's the kinky style handbra, but, changing it up a bit, we have to admit, this truly is second best to topless, and Arabella truly is the luckiest woman bastard in the world. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Video Pictures Remind Us Why We Love Curves on Women

 

This young kid Mitchell in our office passed by me the other day and mentioned offhand, 'I really love boobs'. I fired him on the spot. Although, admittedly, I learned later on he didn't actually work for me, once we got past the tears, he went back to the dental office down the hall where he empties the spittoons.

We here at Egotastic!, you there out there in your places of work and schooling and depravity, you don't love boobs, you need them. You love burgers and beer and convincing your friends it's their turn to pay for the UFC fight on PPV, those things you love. But boobs, you need. It's instinctual, it's human, it's genetically coded onto the very basic DNA of your existence. You need glorious globes of goodness. You could live without beer, god forbid. But you could not survive, or would not want to survive, without glorious funbags.

All of which leads us to the magnificent Rosie Jones, in a simple, but simply superb bit of chest puppy exhibition for the good folks at Nuts. Check out the pictures, see Rosie in action in the video, feed your need. And don't ever apologize. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Theodora Richards Topless, Selena Gomez Lesbionic Kissing, Rosie Jones Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

Yep, it's that time again, seems like it happens almost every seven days or so that we come to Friday, the day we all come together as one big Egotastic! family around the campfire of the sextastic and roast some nekkid hottie marshmallows. We simply could not do this each week without all of you, so, for that, we are ever thankful.

This week's Reader Finds includes what appears to be Selena Gomez kissing another girl (oh, holy days), Rolling Stone's daughter Theodora Richards flashing serious skin, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot pictorially speaking, Rosie Jones from her classic bare-nekkid spread, Danica Thrall once more thrilling 'em all with her tubes, what may or may not be a Kaley Cuoco see-through picture, sextastic wet hot Karolina Kurkova, Britty soap star Stephanie Davis bare-assed in public, Brazilian barely-legal thespianic hottie Laura Nieva, and Raffaella Modugno, former Miss Italy finalist turned sextastic showy model. It's all so very skintastic this week.

Rosie Jones Bends Over Forward for FHM Sextastic Pictorial

Everything is coming up Rosie here this morning with a look at the ever-ridiculously hot Rosie Jones in some wicked poses for FHM magazine.

The young celeb glamour model could poses in a flannel gown in a rocking chair and make us stand at attention to pay attention, but strip her down to some panties and bent-over boudoir poses and you have something close to a visual electrocution of the libido. Just such a wonderful sight on a Friday morning (second only to actually waking up to find her next you looking like that, natch). Enjoy.

For more Rosie madness, be sure to check out the Rosie Jones covergirl page on FHM magazine.