Pippa Middleton

Pippa Middleton in Tight Pants and Other Fine Things to Ogle

January 11, 2012 @ 1:38 am
Pippa in Pink
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Is Khloe Kardashian even a Kardashian? (HuffPo)

Pippa Middleton in tight, pink pants. (GossipCenter)

Courtney Stodden, internet celeb of the year? (FoxNews)

Miss California lesbionics. (TMZ)

Salma Hayek cleavage peek. (Popoholic)

These ladies need to be found. (TheChive)

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Instagrams. (Celebuzz)

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Pippa Middleton Drops the Winter Time Butt-Shot on London Town

December 15, 2011 @ 11:17 am
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Pippa Panties Flash
Pippa Middleton Flashes Her Panties at London Fashion Week
Remembering Our Darling Pippa's Finer Moves 13 Photos »

Emboldened by her Top 10 finish in the Egotastic! Hotness Awards Asstastic category, Pippa Middleton, the first sister to the future queen, threw out her typical bottomwear for a winter-time edition of stretch pants, providing a clingy-eyed view of her rear assets.

Check out those regal beagles. There might be some debate as to the overall Pippa package, I'll grant the anti-Pippa forces that, but there should be no contesting chatter over the Pippa-bottom, save for the kind of chatter men make when seeing such an obviously piece of rumptastic. It's generally a soft murmur followed by a cough rounded off with a 'dayum.'. Enjoy.

Pippa Middleton Black Tights in London
Pippa Middleton Black Tights in London
Pippa Middleton Black Tights in London
Pippa Middleton Black Tights in London
Pippa Middleton Black Tights in London
Pippa Middleton Black Tights in London
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Michelle Trachtenberg and Pippa Middleton Battle It Out in Wintry Weather Schoolgirl Looks

December 14, 2011 @ 10:04 am
Battle Schoolgirl!
Mo' Trachtenberg
Michelle Trachtenberg Flaunts at Flaunt Party 19 Photos »

Granted, Michelle Trachetenberg was actually portraying a real schoolgirl on the set of Gossip Girl, while Pippa Middleton was merely walking the streets of London wearing a plaid kilt of her Scottish heritage, still, in the mind of any half-devious male, this clearly was a battle of naughty school girls, even in the freezing cold temps, attempting to garner the attentions of dirty old men everywhere (and right here included). 

For all the lash, and backlash, surrounding this past summer's Pippa hype, she still fared very well in early voting in our annual awards, so we know the home fires still burn for Pippa in the places where home fires do burn in men; and as for Michelle, we simply don't get to see enough of this little hottie, so even clothed in the winter, a school girl look from Michelle is enough to re-ignite many old and lingering passions.

Who takes the school girl pie?

PIPPA MIDDLETON IN PLAID
Pippa Middleton Schoolgirl Skirt in London
Pippa Middleton Schoolgirl Skirt in London
Pippa Middleton Schoolgirl Skirt in London
Pippa Middleton Schoolgirl Skirt in London
Pippa Middleton Schoolgirl Skirt in London
Pippa Middleton Schoolgirl Skirt in London
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MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG ON THE SET OF GOSSIP GIRL
Michelle Trachtenberg Schoolgirl Skirt in NYC
Michelle Trachtenberg Schoolgirl Skirt in NYC
Michelle Trachtenberg Schoolgirl Skirt in NYC
Michelle Trachtenberg Schoolgirl Skirt in NYC
Michelle Trachtenberg Schoolgirl Skirt in NYC
Michelle Trachtenberg Schoolgirl Skirt in NYC
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Badonk of the Year

November 18, 2011 @ 11:40 am

Jessica Biel at the GQ party. (Celebuzz)

Rihanna wants to get laid. (HuffPo)

PETA boycotts Kim Kardashian. (FoxNews)

Pippa Middleton is ready to mingle. (GossipCenter)

Kristin Cavallari disses The Kardashians. (TheSuperficial)

It's getting cold, bring on the sweater puppies. (TheChive)

The dos and don'ts of Thanksgiving. (CollegeHumor)

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Weekend Links

November 11, 2011 @ 11:30 am

Gwyneth Paltrow cleavy award show dress. (GossipCenter)

LeAnn Rimes in a see-through top. (HuffPo)

The Olsens vs. the Middletons. (FoxNews)

Mila Kunis sexiest red carpet appearances. (Celebuzz)

Taylor Swift classes it up for the CMA's. (LaineyGossip)

Sasha Grey has a lot of wisdom to share with these kids. (TMZ)

Melanie Iglesias gets in a bikini for the troops. (Popoholic)

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Pippa Middleton Bends Over to Give the Ogling World a Regal Butt Shot

October 7, 2011 @ 8:35 am
Pippa Middleton Asstastic Coffee Run
Pippa Middleton Asstastic Coffee Run
Pippa Middleton Asstastic Coffee Run
Pippa Middleton Asstastic Coffee Run
Pippa Middleton Asstastic Coffee Run
Pippa Middleton Asstastic Coffee Run
Pippa Middleton Asstastic Coffee Run
Pippa Middleton Asstastic Coffee Run
Pippa Middleton Asstastic Coffee Run
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Now we're talking.

Every day as the Britty type paps chase the royal first sister about London on her important days between the gym and the coffee shop and her extremely important job, I psychically beg of them to just take a moment to circle around the Pippa Middleton bum-side for a delicious view of the seat warmer we first fell in lust with at the Bill and Kate hullabaloo wedding. And, today, we finally have our round mound of candid fun. Bullseye on the rumptastic bottom.

Somewhere birds are chirping, and children are laughing mirthfully in the park, because today, we have a most excellent ogle of the regal beagle. Enjoy.

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Pippa Middleton All Neat and Shiny and Cleavy at Boodles Boxing Ball

October 3, 2011 @ 8:25 am
Pippa Middleton at the Boodles Boxing Ball
Pippa Middleton at the Boodles Boxing Ball
Pippa Middleton at the Boodles Boxing Ball
Pippa Middleton at the Boodles Boxing Ball
Pippa Middleton at the Boodles Boxing Ball
Pippa Middleton at the Boodles Boxing Ball
Pippa Middleton at the Boodles Boxing Ball
Pippa Middleton at the Boodles Boxing Ball
Pippa Middleton at the Boodles Boxing Ball
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I think it's time to admit that our lust for the first regal sister has waned of late, what with the rumors of her padded asstastic at the Royal Wedding, and with the paparazzi obsession with her purchase of coffee each morning at Starbucks, there was definitely a wane. But, I'm pleased to announce that Pippa Middleton is back! In a big way. In a big, dressed up in a chest baring dress for the Boodles Boxing Ball, which I'm not exactly sure what it is, but it's co-sponsored by a beer company, so I'm bound to consider it benevolent. But back to Pippa, my Pippa, and my only chance for royal bloodline. Girl, put your red dress on, daddy's coming over to make some Dukes and Earls. Enjoy.

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