Egotastic
As far as calling anything related to erstwhile model and actress Phoebe Price 'ceremonious', well, unless you're paying for the premium package for an evening out with the self-acclaimed talent, it seems unlikely you'll experience anything close to ceremonious. Nevertheless, somewhat appropriately, Phoebe Price kicks off salty gal celebrity season at the infamous Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood, where every public relations maven in town hustles their Delta through Foxtrot list clients to get their photos taken amid the seasonal gourd, the various playground attractions, and, of course, the civilian children crying and asking mommy why the woman in too much make up is having a wardrobe malfunction at the kiddy pumpkin patch.
Case in point, season-starter Phoebe Price and her upskirt peek. What to tell your child about that holiday query? Yes, Virginia, there is a Panties Clause. Enjoy.
Phoebe Price Lady Nest Flash Raises Commando Concerns in Cannes
There's really no way to explain why B-movie actress and craptastic reality starlet Phoebe Price was even allowed within the city limits of Cannes this week, let alone making an appearance at the prestigious film festival's red carpet line last night, cause you know, if you let Phoebe Price into your fancy party, she's going to eventually pee in the punch. And pee in the punch she did with an upskirt flash of commando, and rather disturbing proportions.
At one or another of the commercial pimping stands around the film fest, Renault in this case, Phoebe decided she'd had enough of the fancy lady life and went for a full on beaver flash of the cameras, without any underpants, but with some type of dangling... well, I'm not even going to explain, you need to take a look for yourself.
The point is, do not invite Phoebe Price to your fancy parties, people. It's not like you haven't been forewarned. Enjoy.