Paz Vega

Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness Lead List of Ogle Worthy Moments Over Weekend in Cannes

May 21, 2012 @ 12:41 pm
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
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Lily Cole Nekkid
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Cannes was bustling this weekend with expensive jewelry and expensive cars and very expensive women. None of which I can afford right now, but, thankfully, I'm only really interested in one of those anyhow.

And while dozens and dozens of my fair celebrity ladies strutted their stuff in their elegant fashions, there were three hotties du Cannes that really struck a noteworthy chord with me. First, British actress and model Lily Cole, she's kind of oddly weird and uncomfortable, but also alluring and, in this case, flashing her panties getting out of her limo, which equals bonus points for sure. Paz Vega was flashing some cleavage through her cut-top dress, which when added to her existing hotness, just made her that much more smoking. And Madalina Ghenea, the sweetly hot model once tagged to be Leonard DiCaprio's new beard, well she's recovered in super fine form and just looked all kinds of wicked alluring on the red carpet.

In summary, unless you've got a yacht, Cannes can be a tough field to play. But the ogles are always free here on Egotastic! Enjoy.

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Paz Vega Bikini Pictures Are Red and White and Hot All Over

September 9, 2011 @ 11:24 am
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
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Lust me some Paz Vega, any place, any time, any body part. The sexy Spanish actress seems to be re-hitting her stride, while on yet another bikini vacation off the Iberian peninsula, flashing her au natural sextastic top and bottom (and, oh, that delicious bikini bottom cling to that fantastic butt) off the side of a cool yacht, but of course. Just an outstanding way to spend a summer day, leering, ogling, and praying for a Paz Vega wardrobe malfunction. Enjoy.

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Paz Vega Back in Black Bikini in Sexy Spanish Candids

August 8, 2011 @ 10:27 am
Paz Vega Showers in a Black Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega Showers in a Black Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega Showers in a Black Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega Showers in a Black Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega Showers in a Black Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega Showers in a Black Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega Showers in a Black Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega Showers in a Black Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega Showers in a Black Bikini in Spain
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Paz Vega has been deliciously and delightfully vacationing bikini style in Spain the past couple of weeks, and graciously sharing of her sultry Mediterranean styled body with fans around the world by way of sneaky paparazzi. I could stare at this sexy woman for a muy muy long time. Enjoy.

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Paz Vega Sultry Sexy Suntanning Bikini Pictures

August 1, 2011 @ 8:32 am
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
Paz Vega in a Bikini in Spain
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Mmm. Nothing wrong with a little Paz before breakfast.

The sultry Spanish star took to the vacation spots of her homeland this past weekend for a little sun time, and to generate some nice bikini body and butt ogle time for us long time (since Spanglish) Paz Vega sexy-and-taut-all-over fans. From the looks of these bikini candids, the actress and model is holding up more than well, perhaps why she was chosen to replace her sexy Spanish peer, Penelope Cruz, as the face of L'Oreal in the mother country. Enjoy.

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2011 Grammy Awards Sextastic Celebrities Give Me Treble In My Loins

February 14, 2011 @ 3:18 am
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Okay, so I admit, I fell asleep halfway through this year's Grammy Awards. Well, technically, half way through the first five minutes of the Grammy's. Actually, to be perfectly honest, I turned it off when Lady Gaga arrived in an egg. Call me old-fashioned, but back in my day, when a girl was unattractive, she just wore a ball-cap low over her head and showed off her cleavage. Still, this is my job (I mean, as much as my fantasy life leads me to believe I am gainfully employed), so I tuned on the DVR and did a run-through in Egotastic! motion. Not bad really on the sexy celebrity side this year. Always hit or miss at the Grammy's. And, for me, the surprise hit of the night was definitely Jennifer Hudson. Wow. Girl lost several stone of potatoes and gained my hardcore lust in the process. Welcome to Egotastic!, Jennifer, and, bravo.

Along with Jennifer Hudson, other standout sextastic for me included Selena Gomez (so hot without her midget in tow), Heidi Klum (whose contribution to the music world is banging Seal), Paz Vega (for that barely there dress), Kim Kardashian's butt (injected with fat culled from dead baby seals), Katy Cocktease (big boobs never hurt, always help), Rihanna (something about that body and her see-through dresses), and Ciara (who is now front and center in my dominatrix dreams). Enjoy.

And, while I once again received zero invitations this year to any Grammy parties (somebody is obviously stealing my mail), I'd be remiss if I didn't point out for your ogling pleasure the dress worn by Miley Cyrus at the Clive Davis' Grammy Pre-Party. While I do think it ought be considered a crime against nature to hand Miley Cyrus a working microphone, I will say this, she dolls up perty. And in this tight little number, well, you must enlarge to check out her cleavage compression.

Photo credit: INF Photo / bauergriffinonline.com / Splash News

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Paz Vega Goes Braless and See-Through for Burning Palms

January 13, 2011 @ 12:25 pm
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Sexy Spaniard Paz Vega. See-through dress top. No bra. And the premiere of the film Burning Palms. Now, insert your own joke.

I will never tire of European sensibilities surrounding the almighty fun bags. Flash them on beaches, tease them at formal events, sheer tops, no tops, sideboobs, nip slips, it was all pretty much perfected, if not invented, on the Continent. And, thus concludes my praise of European culture, to return my praise to where it ought belong, Paz Vega, who I've lusted at 110% lust tank capacity for many years now. She may not be working the same sextastic movie roles she once did, but she's still got plenty of sexy bomb left to be exploded, and apparently the wardrobe to launch it from. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Paz Vega’s Thong is Back!

August 12, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
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Super-hot MILF, Paz Vega is back in her thong, and she couldn't be giving us a better view of it. We saw some very hot Paz Vega thong bikini pictures last week, and now we've got more. This time we get Paz in some very sexy poses, like squatting in her heels, showing off just how little she's wearing. One inch less of material, and these would be some very different picturse indeed.

Now, I'm not sure what Paz is looking for down her thong, but if she needs some help, I'm more than willing to take a peek for her.

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