Egotastic
Look out world, because when Billionaire Barbie feels like she is being under-covered, she will under-cover her own self in an attempt to get attention.
The hotel heiress has really been lacking in the news lately. No mentions in the tabloid rags, no car crashes or drunken rants or boyfriend's arrested. She can't even get a fresh nod in the clinical trials studies at the major pharmaceutical manufacturers. Times are tough when you're an attention seeker and it doesn't seek back. So, time to bring out the skin, as Paris did upon her arrival to the paparazzi who camp faithfully outside L.A.X. like so many committed XTC-dealers at Bonnaroo. Her low cut top revealing a good portion of her small, firmer puppies, destined to get her noticed.
And, it works. It always does. Enjoy.
Irina Shayk and Tamara Ecclestone Among the Hotties at the De Grisogono Fancy Pants Cannes Party
I don't even know what this party is for, but it was hella fancy. Even by Cannes Film Festival standards. It featured not one, but two heiresses flashing their bodies, Tamara Ecclestone and Billionaire Barbie, and, I guess Nicky Hilton was there too but she's so boring I fell asleep trying to find her. Throw in Heidi Klum, Victoria Silvstedt, Irina Shayk, and Kelly Brook, oh, and a bunch of old dudes with tuxedos and sick amounts of cash, and you have a veritable casbah of celebrity hotness transplanted right there last night on the Mediterranean.
Yeah, I'm never going to get invited to parties like this, and even sneaking in will be tough due to my hyperextended left nut, but, when there is ogling to be done, you've got to play through the pain.
WE'RE STILL NOT SURE HOW TAMARA ECCLESTONE DIDN"T FLASH HER NIPS