The after parties are where it all happens. Where the sexy celebrities with acting chops who get to attend the awards get to meet the sexy celebrities who don't have so much of the talking and speaking and emoting talent and we pretend they're all equals, because in the eyes of Egotastic!, if they're hot, they truly are.
In addition to the Golden Globe Awards hotness of Jessica Alba, Emma Stone, and Maria Menounos, the Instyle party featured noteworthy ogling opportunity contributions from always hot Miranda Kerr in a push-up top, Victoria Justice who makes our mouth water with the devil's drool, Erin Wasson, a fashion model and dress designer who designed herself one wicked hot outfit, Kaley Cuoco, bubbly princess hottie, and Billionaire Barbie (yeah, I know, we almost included Nicky Hilton too, but her net negative personality sucked the thrill out of us like a wet sponge).
And, while the Instyle Party was the place to be in L.A. last night, I'd like to give a shoutout to my poda-masseuse, Gagne Soo, who showed up at my Golden Globes viewing party with three BBWs who plowed through my crudités platter in less than seven minutes. It was like watching a NatGeo sweeps week 'Attack of the...' program. Enjoy.
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Billionaire Barbie Gets Into Garters and Stockings for DDS
There aren't many girls who are going to get all midnight sexy for a trip to the dentist, but Billionaire Barbie doesn't play casual, at least not when she's not in the big house. So the Hilton heiress brought out the stockings and garters for a trip to the dentist in Beverly Hills where her tooth surgeon fixed her award winning no-wrinkles, distant-gazed half-smirk. Now you can see how mildy amused she is with the dollhouse world around her with even whiter teeth. Enjoy.
P.S. Where is the red Ferrari? We're looking into it as we speak,but, suffice it to say, get your Hallmark sympathy cards ready for that beautiful automobile. It never stood a chance.