I lust Padma Lakshmi. Hot, exotic woman who can cook. It's like the trifecta of fun time sexy celebrity fantasy. She makes me want to go to chef school and learn how to make something more fancy than celery filled with peanut butter. She's still recovering from new mommyhood, but these Padma Lakshmi bikini pictures, candids from the Bahamas, well, they show a full recovery and transition into extreme MILFitude. OMG, Padma. Hawt. Enjoy.
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Okay, granted, Gisele Bundchen is the world's highest paid supermodel, not to mention a super sexy Brazilian new mommy. But don't count out the Indian cooking hottie, Padma Lakshmi, who just had a baby by either the the brother of a computer billionaire or an infamous novelist with a fatwa on his head. Two pairs of black pants, two gray tops, two sexy sweaty celebrity women headed for a hot shower. Who's your post-workout winner?
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This year's White House Correspondents' Dinner seems to have been all about the nipple. First we caught a little glimpse of a Natalie Portman nipple slip, and now I can totally see Padma Lakshmi's nipples! When Republicans call Barak Obama a Liberal, I didn't know they were talking about the dress code. Ba-Dum-Ching!
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Egotastic
Camila Alves, Padma Lakshmi, Bridget Moynahan, and Jessica Alba Get Their Sexy Seuss On
Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have
to know how.
I know how. Get four sexy celebrities like, oh, Camila Alves, Padma Lakshmi, Bridget Moynahan, and Jessica Alba and have them come read me stories about a wayward kitty. I can't say for sure if these four ladies encouraged the love of reading in schoolchildren across the country on behalf of Michelle Obama's Read Across America campaign, but I can tell you that were I still in grade school and in this audience, I would've used one hand raised to ask for a restroom break, and one hand positioned lower to keep the giggles from my classmates to a minimum. Enjoy.
(Note: thanks to EgoReader 'Bob G.' for noting that yesterday was Dr. S's birthday, hence, the honorific.)
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