Egotastic
When Nicole Richie tries to do her Victoria Beckham imitation with the oversized sunglasses and the refuse-to-smile scowl-face, she's just kind of meh. Very meh. It's just hard not to look like an aloof biyatch when you're doing so. But this past week Nicole is pimping some project big time, so she's off with the glasses and the perma-grimace and got herself dolled up in Miami and looking might fine.
We're not completely sold on Nicole for Egotastic!, but when she's got her shape into some form fitting mini-dresses and she's flashing a bit of the MILF body she works so hard on, sans stupid glasses, we are most definitely leering. Enjoy.
Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures Will Have You Singing the Asstastic
I've been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your sweet rump
A thousand times
Well, hello, Nicole Richie. The little second gen Hollywood celeb is having something of a coming out party this past week as she pimps her new TV show, something about fashion that I'm quite sure we don't give a hoot about, but I am also quite sure that in this same week we've seen more of Nicole's body than we have in the past three years combined, with or without sour puss face. And quite a nice little body she has to present, seen here in these poolside bikini photos from Miami.
Sure, Nicole Richie's bothersome sunglasses and spoiled girl perma-pout aren't going anywhere, but if she starts flashing more of that bikini butt and heaving short stack cleave, we are bound to pay attention. Enjoy.
'MEMBER WHEN WE CAUGHT NICOLE IN HER HOT DANCE WORKOUT?