Lindsay Lohan buys new teeth. (GossipCenter)
Olivia Wilde gets her magic on. (HuffPo)
Taylor Swift pissed about topless photo rumors. (FoxNews)
Nina Dobrev does her best Emma Watson look. (theFABlife)
Nicole Richie dresses as Jennifer Lopez. (LaineyGossip)
Hot chicks in bikinis for Monday. (GossipOnThis)
Emmanuelle Chriqui looking hot and stuff. (Celebslam)
Granted, if I was picking my all time down Mexico way bikini hot tub time trio of sexy celebrities, I might not come up with the trifecta of Nicole Richie, Ashlee Simpson, and Juliette Lewis, but I must give it up fro the unparalleled randomness of that South of the Border bikini threesome. I can't ever remember a time we got to see such a nice glimpse of the Nicole Richie, partial workout, partial 90210 touched up, bikini body; and when you consider the fact that her little Cabo weekend party included a hot-bodied Ashlee Simpson, and, dare I say, even a ogle-worthy Juliette Lewis, well, the Mayan calendar be damned, because the Aztec calendar nearly jumped to first position in signaling the end of the world. Utterly random, utterly eclectic, utterly hot. Nothing left to do but enjoy.
(P.S. Technically, okay, yeah, there was a foursome to this girl gaggle. Samantha Ronson joined the bikini cast of the all-girl Cabo bikini weekend. Now, Cousin Jonathan put up a shizz-fit about Samantha Ronson never being seen by eyeballs on Egotastic!, but for those that want the complete bikini foursome, check out the rather boob-revealing Samantha Ronson bikini pictures on SocialiteLife.)
We don't feature much Nicole Richie on here; maybe it's the ginormous face covering sunglasses or the omnipresent sour pouty heiress face, either way, we don't see her much. But, hey, when she's captured on cam prepping some dance movies, even if a bit hard to make out, well, there she is. It's different. And, I bet, live it was pretty almost kind of sexy. So, welcome back, Nicole Richie. Enjoy.
Well, we've seen her working out everyday with that silly scarf wrapped around her neck as if she's some type of wayward gnome transplanted from far colder environs, but, now it's time for the big reveal of all that California winter gym time -- Nicole Richie bikini pictures, snapped all secretive and candid style and, well, not too shabby. I've never been a huge Nicole Richie fan. No, not because it's unclear whether she's ever accomplished anything outside of being raised in a wealthy celebrity family, heck, that's true of her entire hottie heiress clique, but there's also long stretches of time when she hides behind those oversized sunglasses like a mouse on her hind legs hiding from the house tabby. Still, despite all of that, all that winter gym burning paid off Nicole. You do look good. Enjoy.
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Diane Kruger, Brooklyn Decker, Kristen Bell — Now That’s a Charity Ball!
I love it when a solid charitable cause like UNICEF is also the cause to bring out a number of hotties in general sexy-body support of the bigger picture. And the pictures that come from it. At last night's gala, we got to see a decked out Brooklyn Decker looking all kinds of magnificent, Diane Kruger and some near-sideboobage that reminded us why we lust her so, cute Kristen Bell looking all kinds of grown up, and even Nicole Richie, who has decided to generally look as forlorn in public as Victoria Beckham, made something of a happy face hottie presentation on the red carpet. All in all, a wonderful evening for do-gooders and good ogles alike. That's such a great combo. Enjoy.
KRISTEN BELL WITHOUT THE EVENING GOWN
DIANE KRUGER WITHOUT THE EVENING GOWN
BROOKLYN DECKER WITHOU THE EVENING GOWN