Nicole "Coco" Austin

Coco Busty Bad-Ass, Suits Up for Ghost Recon: Future Solider.

May 13, 2012 @ 7:54 pm
Coco Fires Her Cannons!

You Be Soft, err, Ubisoft, has selected our good and curvaceous friend Coco as a member of their Ghost Team for Ghost Recon: Future Solider, and, well, we wouldn't want to be shot by anybody else.

Check out the S-shaped reality star as she discusses guns and ammo and hot long hot shooting sticks as she works her paces on Ghost Recon on the Xbox Kinect.

COCO AIN'T AFRAID TO SHOW OFF HER BIG GUNS IN PUBLIC
Coco Brings Her Massive Butt and Boobs to Bear on Miami Beach
Coco Brings Her Massive Butt and Boobs to Bear on Miami Beach
Coco Brings Her Massive Butt and Boobs to Bear on Miami Beach
Coco Brings Her Massive Butt and Boobs to Bear on Miami Beach
Coco Brings Her Massive Butt and Boobs to Bear on Miami Beach
Coco Brings Her Massive Butt and Boobs to Bear on Miami Beach
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Coco Takes Her Poking Puppies for a Walkie

April 23, 2012 @ 11:49 am
Coco Walks Her Dogs
Coco Walks Her Dogs
Coco Walks Her Dogs
Coco Walks Her Dogs
Coco Walks Her Dogs
Coco Walks Her Dogs
Coco Walks Her Dogs
Coco Walks Her Dogs
Coco Walks Her Dogs
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Our friend Coco is really just a fun girl to follow around New York. Never ever uninteresting. This past week Coco took her dog out for a walk and we got a chance to really take a gander at her puppies, just ridiculously prominent on the frontside of her monumental bodily edifice.

Now, I've been known to hang out in a dog park or too with my taxidermied childhood pet, Mr. Sprinkles, trying to hit on girls with more lifelike canines who all marvel at how well trained Mr. Sprinkles is, never barks or bites or runs off, but I'm pretty sure Mr. Sprinkles would come back to life if he saw the nipple-poking boobtastic offered up by Coco at the pooch park. Just two bits of awesome. Enjoy.

I DON'T KNOW WHO BUILT THIS BODY, BUT THEY DESERVE AN AWARD
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Ice and Coco Inseparable By Sheer Forces of Science

 
March 19, 2012 @ 9:25 am
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 Classic Coco Nipple Slip
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If you're an avid follower of the Ice loves Coco reality show, and if you are, just keep it to yourself and move along quietly as if nothing is wrong, then you know this week's episode focused on how Ice was struggling to spend even a a weekend away from his outrageously curvaceous vixen-wife Coco because the two are literally inseparable for many years now.

Of course, at Egotastic!, we believe firmly in the power of love, not necessarily the kind Huey Lewis sang about when dudes wore sport coats with sleeves rolled up, but the kind that comes from the sheer gravitational pull of your lady's fun bags upon your person. It's not that Ice can't bring himself to leave Coco for any length of time, it's that he literally can't leave any more than a person can jump off this here planet. It's all science you see. 

Just ogle upon Coco's bare bosom from this classic Ice and Coco done 'oops' moment and see if you could ever physically peel yourself away from those particular globes. Enjoy.

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Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Features Aly Michalka and Kim Kardashian and Much More…

March 14, 2012 @ 12:16 pm
Aly Michalka Workout Twitpic
Kim Kardashian Covered Topless Twitpic
Aly Michalka Workout Twitpic
Adrianne Curry Leather Cosplay Twitpic
Ashley Benson, Rachel Corine and Vanessa Hudgens Lift Up Tops
Imogen Thomas Topless for Wales
Bar Refaeli Bikini Bottom Photoshoot Peek
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After doing a bunch of these weekly Twitpic roundups now, we're starting to get a feel for who the sextastic celebrities are who just can't get enough of being photographed, so they take photos of themselves. Kim Kardashian is obvious. If a camera doesn't film her for more than an hour she starts to get nervous and starts posing for her own cell phone cam in the mirror. Her half-sisters Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner now in that same category. Coco, natch. Adrianne Curry, double natch. But also some unexpected surprises.

Check out this week's sextastic twitpic roundup and see who's pimping their own bad-selves on camera.

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Victoria Beckham Grabs Eva Longoria Funbags To Lead Sextastic Celebrity Twitpic Roundup

February 27, 2012 @ 11:44 am
Revealing Twitpics Are The Best!
 Victoria Beckham Grabs Eva Longoria Boobage
Eva Longoria, Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale Independent Spirit Awards
Selena Gomez eats In N Out Oscar After Party
Arianny Celeste UFC Twitpic
Ashley Tisdale Black and White Twitpic
Coco does Acrobatics
Coco does Acrobatics
Gaby Ramirez Twitpics
Gaby Ramirez Twitpics
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Bear with us, wait, make that, bare with us, as we skipped a week in our Twitpic roundups so this week's edition is especially robust, if you will. There are some remarkable photos provided by the self-publishing hands of celebrities who when they can't get enough attention, stoke some more by distributing their own private and personal photos, often quite intimate. Which, we just happen to love.

This week's roundup includes the seriously gaunt Victoria Beckham fondling Eva Longoria at an Oscar weekend party, Coco showing why she's the Twitpic queen, Sofia Vergara getting dressed, Nina Agdal personal bikini pics, and much more more...

All must sees. Check them out. And, enjoy

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Coco Puts the P’s in Pimpstress for Double-Barreled Vegas Promotions

February 14, 2012 @ 9:08 am
Coco at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas
Coco at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas
Coco at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas
Coco at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas
Coco at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas
Coco at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas
Coco at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas
Coco at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas
Coco at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas
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Coco does one thing with a few things and she does it very well. 

Over the weekend in Vegas, the reality show star and infamously curvaceous Mrs. Ice-T, pimped the shizz out of the Pure Nightclub, where I'm going to guess mostly impure and sem-legal things happen.

You gotta admit, whether Coco is nekkid on the bed with her ginormous baby nephew, or she's strutting around Vegas in a dress we embarrassingly found my grandma in at church during her final, less-lucid days, she's hard to avoid leering. I think it's her eyes, but I could be wrong. Enjoy.

HOLY UDDERS, BATMAN
Coco Gets All Wet in BlackMen SSX
Coco Gets All Wet in BlackMen SSX
Coco Gets All Wet in BlackMen SSX
Coco Gets All Wet in BlackMen SSX
Coco Gets All Wet in BlackMen SSX
Coco Gets All Wet in BlackMen SSX
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Bar Refaeli Leggy in a Hotel Bed and Coco See-Through Nipple Rings Lead Our List of Favorite Twitpics of the Week

 
February 9, 2012 @ 11:33 am
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This weeks rodeo of the self-published celebrity pics include some fresh blood, as in the case of the leggy Bar Refaeli, and some Twitpicking fiends, such as Coco, who gets-see-through topless once more, not to mention sexy cleavy pics from Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus, and Maria Menounos and Kelly Brook just looking sexy as ever.

Now, if we could just rid our world of this Instagram phenomenon that takes a perfectly hot photo and makes it just a little less hot. But that's for another day. Enjoy.

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