Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman Loves Sex

November 27, 2008 @ 11:08 am
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So here's a good one: Natalie Portman was up for the role of a nun in a new movie, but just one thing was keeping her from getting the part. Natalie doesn't understand celibacy. That's right, apparently, Natalie Portman loves sex, and just can't understand not having any, reports Page Six.

At the junket for the film version of his "Doubt," playwright John Patrick Shanley was asked how Amy Adams won the role of an emotionally conflicted nun. "I'm trying to think of what the etiquette is on this," Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, "Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn't understand celibacy."

Yup, just when you thought she couldn't get any better, you find out that underneath that prim and proper exterior, is a girl who just can't live without sex. But really, who could? But really, it's nice to know that Natalie Portman actually human.

And speaking of Natalie Portman and sex (which is what we should always be doing), here's a lame excuse to repost pictures from Natalie Portman's nude sex scene from Hotel Chevalier.

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Natalie Portman is Still Ridiculously Beautiful

May 15, 2008 @ 2:17 am
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Natalie Portman is in Cannes for the Film Festival, and attended the premiere for Blindness. She's not in the movie, so I'm not sure why she was walking the red carpet, but I'm glad she was, because she looked stunning as always. My brain generally turns to Jell-O when Natalie gets all dolled up, and that seems to be the case right now, because the only thing I can really think to say is: Pretty....

Update: Turns out Natalie's on the jury this year at Cannes, so hopefully we'll be seeing a lot more of her.

More pretty pictures of the very pretty Natalie Portman after the jump.

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Natalie Portman Got Peed On

April 22, 2008 @ 11:55 am

Natalie Portman got peed on. (Bigger Pic)

Jodie Marsh is proud of her new fake boobs. (DListed)

Is this Lindsay Lohan's Facebook page? (Gawker)

Avril Lavigne was a dork in High School. (CollegeHumor)

Rihanna looks like a glow in the dark S&M doll. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris and Nicky Hilton on double date duty. (PopSugar)

Hilary Duff does short shorts and cowboy boots. Nice. (Popoholic)

This is what happens when Lindsay Lohan gets too drunk. (CityRag)

Also, this is what happens when Lindsay Lohan gets drunk. (Defamer)

Heidi and Spencer go out for dinner, pose for paparazzi. (Just Jared)

Debbie Gibson has a stalker. (IDLYITW)

It's official, Beyonce and Jay-Z are married. (A Socialite's Life)

Foxy Brown goes to church. (Hollywood Rag)

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Natalie Portman & Devendra Banhart: Hot Chick with Douchebag

April 10, 2008 @ 9:52 am
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There's this site I like, called Hot Chicks With Douchebags. It's funny. Well, here's my humble submission to the ever-growing list of hot chicks with douchebags: Natalie Portman and her new boyfriend (oh God, I really hope not), Devendra Banhart. Aside from being a hairy, hippie douchebag, with douchebaggy glasses, he's also a musician, supposedly, though what else could you really be when you look like that.

Natalie is starring in his next music video, and he did a song for her charity album, so it could just be business, but from the way they're walking, I'd say she's fallen for his sensitive singer-songwriter bullshit. I bet his songs are the musical equivalent of axe body spray. Oh, wait, I forgot, he's a hippie, so he probably doesn't use deodorant.

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Natalie Portman: Hot Blonde

March 17, 2008 @ 12:24 pm
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It's no secret that I think Natalie Portman is one of the most beautifulest girls in the history of ever, so this post might be a bit biased, but how hot does Natalie Portman look with blonde hair in the new issue of Elle magazine? Even in black and white, Natalie's blonde locks are super sexy, and I certainly can't get enough.

If you'd like more of Natalie Portman as a blonde, check out these fine posts:

Natalie Portman Goes Blonde (and Nippy)
Natalie Portman Has Big Fake Breasts

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Natalie Portman is Bringing Star Wars Sexy Back

March 14, 2008 @ 12:02 pm
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Whoa! What's going on here? Is Natalie Portman shooting new scenes for Star Wars!? No. She's not. Though I wish she was. Actually, she's shooting scenes for New York, I Love You, the follow-up to Paris, je t'aime. Why she's wearing that Indian-style make-up, I'm not sure, because her character in the film is an Orthodox Jew. Whatever's going on, all I know is Natalie looks amazing, and I'm having flashbacks to The Phantom Menace.

On a side note, Natalie's segment of New York, I Love You, is being directed by Scarlett Johansson. Sure, they may not be on screen together, but like I've said before, any Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson team-up is fine by me.

Update: Turns out Natalie's make-up could be for her new film Kosher Vegetarian, in which Natalie Plays a Jewish girl who falls in love with an Indian man (dots, not feathers), though I'm not 100% sure about that.

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Natalie Portman is the Most Beautifulest Girl Ever

March 6, 2008 @ 2:23 am
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I don't know how Natalie Portman does it, but it seems like she just keeps getting perfecter and perfecter. Yes, that's a word now. Natalie appears in the lastest issue of Marie Claire UK, where she is featured in what I'm sure is a fascinating interview, but I'm too mesmerized by how freaking stunning she is to even read it. Natalie Portman's beauty has made me illiterate. She's that pretty.

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