Egotastic
There are any number of major parties surrounding the Oscars, but perhaps the elite see-and-be-seen party each year belongs to Vanity Fair, where both the actual sextastic talent and the sextastic non-talent join forces to create a visual delight of hotness for those who love the decked out to the hilt celeb affairs. It's really a chance for Hollywood to show off its real drawing power, that being the super good looking women who flock here to call it home.
Last night's soiree of the sexy celebs was highlighted by Sofia Vergara, who absolutely looks mega-hot whenever she dresses or undresses for events, Natalie Portman, in her first real return-to-hotness public appearance since having a baby with her seemingly gay husband, ever-hot Olivia Wilde, our Latina sweetheart, Selena Gomez looking all grown up, cute as a button I'd like to snap, Amy Adams, and model-sexy actress Diane Kruger. There were more, but this half-dozen formed a gaggle of hotness that could literally be seen from outer space. Enjoy.
READER FINDS: Natalie Portman Classic Topless, Evangeline Lilly Stellar Sexy, Elisabetta Canalis Gotcha Topless, And Much Much More…
As a child I visited the Milwaukee zoo and came upon a scene of complete frenzy as a long suffering male chimp had gotten hold of a handbag of a zoo visitor and was banging the copulation shizz out of that purse like his life depended on it. I'll never forget the look on the face of that chimp as he rabbit humped that Gucci knockoff, pure primordial bliss.
That's the look I have on my face each and every week as I peruse the wonderments delivered to our doorstep by our faithful and fastidious Internet browsing readers. The men and women of our virtual army of the sextastic who deliver their discoveries into the communal pot each week our Friday rendition of Stone Soup, a.k.a, Reader Finds.
This weeks amalgamation of the awesomely hot includes TOWIE Maria Fowler topless, Rosario Dawson in a sexy dark photoshoot, sadly rarely photographed Lost hottie Evangeline Lilly in her own wicked photo shoot, newcomer Nicole Neal topless in Nuts, late night cable topless queen Shannon Whirry in a collection of her best, the big chest of Jack Osbourne baby mama Lisa Stelly, Natalie Portman in her infamous topless beach photos from 2000, Gisele Bundchen cover worthy asstastic, Lea Michele poking through braless, a double shot of the double tops of Swedish model Johanna Lundback, Rachael Finch nip slip, Elisabetta Canalis topless in a tabloid pic, and the early model card headshots of sextastic models Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Miranda Kerr, and Daisy Lowe and gloriously hot South African Tanit Phoenix looking most definitely topless in a new music video. It's a mouthful!