Egotastic
Isn't it tough enough for us regular dudes to deal with the competition from big time sports stars, pretty model guys, and men who wear belts? Now, we're up against fluffy, cuddly, stuffed animals?
Hot Colombian model, Natalia Paris, was captured giving Pooh her honey pot in this inter-species sex tape. All we can say at Egotastic! is 'harumph'.
When reached for comment on this obvious abuse of our ursine friends, a PETA spokesperson responded that they were storing this video in their tug vaults while determining their official response.
Enjoy.
Natalia Paris Topless Pictures Are More Than Honorable, They’re Oglable
CLICK INSIDE FOR 17 UNCENSORED PICTURES OF NATALIA PARIS
Mi corazon go boom boom boom.
The last time we saw Natalia Paris, she was humping one very lucky teddy bear. The uber-hot Colombian supermodel and reported ex-girlfriend of a very dead major Cali drug cartel leader (hey, who hasn't had a questionable boyfriend or girlfriend in the past?) is being honored this month by SoHo, the keeper of all things sextastic in Colombia, for just being smoking good looking and hot-bodied. I couldn't imagine a more important honorarium. Someday, when I get the Winnebago down the Pan American Highway and into Colombia, I'm going to look up Natalia Paris. And in the four seconds between the time I ogle her chest and the time my life is taken from me, I'm going to be one very happy man. Enjoy.